Omake 1:

Death sat by the huge screen, throwing popcorn in his mouth. Harry's game with Dumbledore was- amusing- to say the least. Even he, death, seemed to have chuckled once or twice at the boy's games.

"Hey death- whatcha doing?" asked Fate, who had just walked in.

"Shush!" said Karma, who was quietly munching on snacks in the corner.

"Shut it Karma you're a bitch." Fate said.

Karma gasped, "Well, i never-".

"Fate where'd you go?" Destiny called, peeking through the black gate. "Oh hi!" she said when she noticed the crowd, "Whatcha doing?"

"Shush child!" said Suspense, who was playing the organ, "Harry's pulling one over on Dumbledork- come watch!"

Destiny shrugged and conjured up a couch. Fate sat down next to her and they watched as Dumbledore's eyes went wide.

"I can make things move without touching them…"

"I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want to…"

"YAAAAAAAAAS!" Yelled Drama, who had appeared out of nowhere and was throwing confetti all around the room.

"SHUSH!" yelled everyone else.

"I wonder what the ship shall be in this story-" said romance- who had adopted a spanish accent.

"Get lost romance you're unrealistic and faker than a barbie doll." said Sass- who had come solely to insult everyone and anyone.

"OOOOH SNAAAAAP!" yelled drama.

Death sighed- it would be a long day.