They set up their pie and cake stand in the middle of the cul-de-sac's very center.
They all put on paper bakers' hats.
"This is gold!" Eddy said, "with our two new accomplices, we'll be slurping jawbreakers for weeks!"
"But don't they at least get a share of the profits?" Edd asked.
"Yeah," said Molly "don't we?"
"Um, yeah, sure," said Eddy almost dismissively, "Now let's get selling!"
And sure enough, some customers came by, Ed's sister Sarah and her fragile friend Jimmy. Molly and Sandy whipped out their dirt pastries iced with real icing, or other substances that looked like it, such as plaster.
"Welcome to Ed's Bakery! What can we do for you two youngsters today?"
"We would like a chocolate cream pie!" Jimmy said. "Mmmmm..." the two kids both said together in unison, licking their lips.
"Right away! You two are lucky, since we've got one fresh baked," said Eddy, handing out the pie. "That'll be fifty cents."
The kids paid him and took their pie. Eddy snickered and looked at the quarters in the jar with glazed eyes as
Sarah and Jimmy walked away.
"If the other customers are as big of suckers as they are, we'll be swimming in jawbreakers for months!" Eddy said.
The next customer was Jonny, who ordered a cake for Plank's birthday.
The next customers were Kevin and Nazz, who ordered cupcakes, which were 5 cents each.
Eddy laughed slyly as they paid. "Why didn't we think of this before? Molly, Sandy, you're scamming geniuses!"
Sandy looked confused, but she wasn't focused.
"Uh, thanks...?" Molly said.
Sarah and Jimmy were preparing for a picnic with their dolls on the front lawn.
"Mmm!" said Jimmy, licking his lips. "I can barely wait to taste this scrumptious pastry."
"Let's have at it, Jimmy!" Sarah said in a chipper tone.
She sliced it and put a slice on each of their plates.
"Mmm..." said Jimmy. He took one bite, but discovered the "secret ingredients".
He let out a high-pitched wail, then said "Yuck! I bit into a wiggly!"
Sarah then knew who was exactly to blame. "ED!"
"Hey!" Jonny said, also getting in on it. "This cake crumbled apart when I tried to get it home and I found rocks inside!"
"Hey, Dorks!" said a familiar square-headed jock. "These cakes flaked!"
"How could you just sell mud and dirt for us to bite into? So not cool, and very... kindergarten of you!" said the blonde next to him.
Just then, Molly walked out with another fresh baked mud pastry, but the metallic hole where her boot was laced tore down the banner and exposed more dirt pastries.
Edd looked nervous, while twiddling his fingers.
"Let's pound those three dorks!" Kevin yelled.
Eddy screamed and ran as the other Eds followed him. Ed knocked down the pastry stand, but the kids got hold of the dirt pastries and started chucking them at the Eds.
The Eds, being bombarded by cupcake bullets by Sarah, and with one last cake throw by Kevin, scraped Eddy into a nearby lawn, with Eddy doing a faceplant slide into it.
"Well, I feel good," said Sarah.
"Yeah," added Kevin, and he and the other kids walked away.
Eddy, with grass on his head, spit out some dirt. "That was the worst scam ever!"
"But, Eddy," said Edd, "moments ago you were saying how superb the scam was."
"And you even said me and Sandy were geniuses," added Molly.
"So maybe we had a setback, but the next scam will be even better, without the help of your cousins this time," Eddy said.
Molly crossed her arms.
"That was a fun game!" shouted Sandy! "Let's play again!"
"Actually, Sandy..." Edd began, but he was interrupted by her loud shout.
"Eddy is fun! I like Eddy," she continued, "in fact..." she started to say softly "I love Eddy..."
Oh no...
Sandy started to run towards the short Ed boy, and he screamed and ran away.
"Eddy! Eddyyyyy!" Sandy shouted as she chased him around in circles.
"Double D! Stop her, will ya?" But both Edd and Molly started snickering.
"I see she's developed a precocious crush," said Edd.
"Eddy!" Sandy shouted as she continued chasing Eddy, who tried to run to his house.