Here is my new fan fic poem sponsored by Rita Skeeter and edited by Deloris Umbridge's ex pussy cat.
Harry Potter is a nazi. If you don't believe me, ask Cho Chang.
She was the first person to see his wand-sized wang.
Even Voldemort said it, so it must be true.
He has no nose so he can't smell poo.
Where are all the gays and trannies?
No idea, but Dumbledore doesn't like fannies!
The Weasleys are famous for being ginger
And Ron is secretly a ninja.
Harry Styles is my grandma.
My boyfriend has eight dicks.
Ash Ketchum owes me money
For my magical services.
Umbridge looks like a runt
That's too polite, she's a cunt
Meow meow i agree
sadistic rapist bich