Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make? Chapter 4: PWRLEAKWJITBFGFS?, a hobbit fanfic

"SO!" Yelled Rachel. "Well everyone else, was trying to attack the Al dude or blackmailing the archer dude to become their leader, the dwarf dude guys from the shackalacka main character thingy were...GOING TO CATCH UP!" She screamed the last part so loudly that Lynn jumped back and several neighbors nearly reported domestic violence.

"Ow! Rachel, not so loud!" Said Lynn, extremely irritated.

Rachel took no notice of her and continued, "So the Kili dude, who has a thing for the Tauriel dude, he says, 'Come with me' but Tauriel says, 'No, I can't!' She said it again, in a high pitched voice, 'NO, Kili! I can't! But I love you! What am I going to do?" She did it again. 'NO, Kili! I can't! But I love you! What am I going to do?"

And again.

'NO, Kili! I can't! But I love you! What am I going to do?"

Galloping back and forth with each time.

'NO, Kili! I can't! But I-"

"Rachel, we get the idea." Said Lynn.

Rachel stopped, sat down, "And then, Legolas who is legoless, because there are no legos in middle earth, SHACKALACKA LEGOS! Comes up behind like him and Tauriel are PWRLEAKWJITBFGFS-"

"Wait, what? PWRLEAKWJITBFGFS? What's that?"

"You don't know what that means?! Lynn! I'm disappointed in you!"

"Well, humor me, O Wise One." Said Lynn sarcastically.

Rachel said, completely seriously, "Thanks, Grasshopper. You see, it stands for... People Who Really Love Eachother Kili Was Just Imagining Their Boyfriend Girlfriend Stuff. And then he gets this look. Like this." She narrowed her eyes and parted her mouth just enough to reveal her front teeth. She looked like a badly drawn snarling lion picture. That's the best way to describe it.

"But he apparently managed to keep enough of his cool so he didn't get warm and then HOP!" She jumped off of her bed. "Ouch! He HOPS! Into the boat with everyone else."