Then, the camera cuts to Fili helping Kili up...The foothills." Said Rachel, nodding dramatically. "Duh Duh Duh!" She kicked her foot into Lynn's face. "FOOTHILLS!"
"Get your foot out of my face!"
"And! Then! The! Camera! Switched! To! EREBOR!" Rachel screeched in delight.
"Only it's deserted." She whispered. "And I'm all like, where did the company go?"
"And Bofur is all like, 'Bifur? Bombur? Where are you guys?' Because, like, Bombor's his bro and Bifur's his cuz. And then." She lunged infront of Lynn, making unintelligible screaming noises.
"IT'S BILBO!" She yelled. "AND THE POOR GUY LOOKS REALLY UPSET! AND HE SAYS, TO Pay-ra-phrase, "There's something wrong with him! He's sick! He's not himself!"
"Bofur, Oin, and the other dudes are all like, Who man? AND THEN HE'S ALL LIKE, THORIN MAN! THORIN IS NOT HIMSELF! HE IS SICK! SICK I TELL YOU!
"Naturally, Fili and Kili beg to see him, and then they have no choice, and they find Thorin in the gold-place. And he's in this like green robe thing, and shackalacka! There be a crown on this here King's head! And he's staring at the gold like it's really valuable."
"Well, technically, Rachel, Gold is-"
"No, Like, really valuable. Really, really, like really valuable. Like, shackalacka more valuable then it should be! And then he says, like, "Gold. Gold. Gold. Look at all this gold. Gold is amazing." "Then, he looks up, and he gives them a look-" She made her face to look more like that of a gorilla then the look Thorin gave- "And he's all like, Oh, hi Fili and Kili. WELCOME TO EREBOR!"