Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

6. In Erebor

"And then, Bofur gets a reunion with his brother and his cousin." Said Rachel. "It's supersweet...huggles...huggles..." She gave Lynn a big hug.

"Uh...Thank...you?" Said Lynn.

"And of course, then Thorin gets serious about blockading Erebor...and CRASH! BANG! A WINGATANGTANG! They've become...Builders." She said, in an awed whisper. "BLOCKADING EREBOR!"

"From what?" Asked Lynn.

"I'm going to sit perfectly still so I can build up the suspense."

"FROM WHAT?! Jeepers, Rachel!"

"Let's just say dear old Oakysheild has become a wee bit paranoid." Said Rachel, getting up and running down the hall.

Smirking, Lynn said, "Thought you were gonna sit still, eh, Rachel!"

"Shackalacka you! I'm going to sit still somewhere else!" Said Rachel, settling herself on the kitchen counter.

30 seconds later, Rachel had moved to the dining room table.