Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

8. Way To Give Us All Heart Attacks, Peter

"So they're all, like, sitting in the mountain, and then you see Bilbo, and, like, he's looking into his pocket, and then Thorin walks by and he's like WHAT IS THAT? And Bilbo's all like, n-n-nothing, and then Thorin's like, SHOW IT TO ME! NOW! And I'm all like ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodOHGODOHGOD

And then the Thorin dude is all like WELL?

"Wait, Thorin finds out about the-"

AND then Bilbo vvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyy ssssssssssslllllllllloooooooowwwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyy reaches in and I'm like, FRICK GET IT OVER WITH YOU SHACKALACKA DINGDONG! And...out...comes...the...ACORN!" Yelled Rachel.

"AcornAcornAcornAcornAcornAcornAcornAcornAcornACORN!"

"A WHAT?! Rachel, you mean that all that suspense was for an acorn?!"

"Yupadupdup, lup."