Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

9. Good Times

"Then I'm all like PHEW and I'm so relieved and like and Thorin is all like, WHAT? And you can tell he's a little disappointed , he doesn't say so, But you tell. You can tell." Said Rachel, leaning to Lynn's face so close she could smell Rachel's frappucino breath.

"And then he's like, "But why would you carry around a bitsy little seed, that's like all weird man." "And then Bilbo says, I'm gonna plant it when I get home. And Thorin's all like, "But why?" And Bilbo's like, "Good times, man. Good times." And then Thorin gets a..." She froze with her mouth open.

"What?" Asked Lynn curiously.

Minutes passed.

"What, Rachel, just say it." Said Lynn, who was starting to get annoyed.

"A REMINISCENT SMILE!" Said Rachel, doing jumping jacks. "And then, Balin and Dwalin comes in and they're all like, Hey Thorin, some dudes from Laketown are here. And then Thorin turns to them all business like and he's like, what for?" And then his eyes slides wayyy over here." She moved her pupils to the right to demonstrate. "And I'm all like, really guys? Could there be a worse time for you to intrude?"

"And then..." She said dramatically.

"And then...I...ate...popcorn."