Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

12. WAR!

"So you know it all means? Wanna know what it all means, huh Lynn? Huh? Huh?"

"What does it mean?" Asked Lynn resignedly.

"HOGWARTS! IT MEANS HOGWARTS! POTTERHEADS UNITE!" Rachel screamed.

"But...that's...from Harry Potter..." Said Lynn, confused.

"So it's NOT?!"

"Yep."

"Oh fine, be that way. Spoilsport." Rachel muttered. "Well, in that case there's gonna be...WOAHH! WOAH! WOOOOEEEAAAHHHHHH!"

"As in war with in r at the end?"

"No! It's WOE-AAAHHH! That's how all the shackalacka movie dudes say it, get it right!" Snapped Rachel. "Oh, and Thorin gives the wizard dude to Bilbo."

"Wait, what?"

A/N: I'm sorry for the long wait. I've had a lot of catching up to do on schoolwork, but now that I'm back on track the updates should be more frequent.