Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

13. Mythril, Mythrandir What's the dif?

"YAH! THORIN GIVES BILBO A COAT OF MYTHRINDIR!" Shreed Rachel.

"Oh! You mean mythril, right?"

"No. He meant the wizard dude!" Rachel cooed in acappella. "Meemooommomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomomohehehehehoeheoehehoehoehe heheohe told BILBO he was a friend! A good one! Even though!" Said Rachel, shaking Lynn.

"Bilbo. Was. HIDING THE ARKENSTONE FROM! him." She whispered the last word so softly.

"Does it happen in the way in the book? The discovery of the arkenstone, I mean?"

"Yeah. It was epic." Said Rachel, smiling ear to ear.

"OK, how can you be so calm about that? He tried to KILL Bilbo!" said Lynn.

"Maybe I'm swag."

"Maybe you're weird."

"I know."