"Rachel, what happened next?"
"I challenge thee to a staring contest if knowlege is what thou seeketh. And if thou wishes to seeketh thy knowledge, thou must winneth." Said Rachel so quickly it made Lynn's head spin.
"Rachel, no!" Lynn was terrible at staring contests and Rachel knew it.
"FINE! GUESS THE PASSWORD!" Said Rachel, taking pity at her blinkin' best friend as she spun around in circles.
"Umm...Shackalacka?" Asked Lynn.
Rachel stopped spinning, toppled over, stared bugeyed from the rug. "How did you know?" She asked in shock.
"Oh, just a lucky guess." Said Lynn innocently. "Go on!" She added encouragingly. " Tell me about when Bilbo gives away the arkenstone-Ummm...Rachel?" Rachel was spinning again.
Rachel said as she spun around, "So-Bilbo-Goes-And-Leaves-The-Mountain-and-I-feel-that-there's-something-missing-like-something-Peter-Jackson-left-out-but-I-can't-put-my-finger-on-it-GAH!" She yelled, falling over.
"Are you OK?"
"Someone stop the room from spinning...I wanna get off...where's the exit..." Muttered Rachel.
"Are you OK?"
"Fine...Hey Lynn, I didn't know you had a twin. Hey, that rhymes. Twin, Lynn, twin lynn." Rachel let out a high pitched giggle.
"Bilbo doesn't have a twin...heh heh," Said Rachel, still laughing.
"But I really do think they left something out...like I can't quite remember...hee-hee...but I know that it was something that...heheheheheheheehehhehehe...should have been there..."
"It's probably just your imagination. What did happen?"
"Oh, Bilbo just climbed out really fast. HAHAHAHAHAH!" She laughed harder.
"Oh...yeah, that does feel different. Oh, well. Maybe we're just so used to Peter Jackson changing things."
"Shackalackadackatothat! And then he goes to the elf-king person guy elf and Mythril and the bard dude who isn't actually a bard he's an archer whokilledsmaug!"
"I know that already."
"Yah. Bard and Kili look kind of alike, don't you think?"
"Excuse me? Rachel-that's-that's-"
"You have a twin." Murmured Rachel, who was still dizzy.
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"Come on, you've known me since kindergarten, I think you would KNOW if I had a twin." Lynn was getting a little annoyed.
"Oh...right...stop the room..."
"It's not going anywhere." Lynn started to leave the room, but before she could, Rachel continued,
"Well, they both have BOWS, BLACK hair, BROWN eyes, and-and-isn't that enough?!" Rachel squealed, recovering enough from her dizziness to get up and start running around at hyper speed.
"And they-"
"No. WAIT! Actualleeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Bard's-older-and-more-mature-and-a-king-so, yaknowwhathatmeansright?""
"That makes him and no one look alike. Case closed." Rachel was really giving Lynn a headache at this point, but she DID want to find out what the battle of five armies was like(Her parents wouldn't let her see any movies over the G rating, and plus, the last time Rachel was left alone hyped on frapps she nearly burned the house down) so she kept on.
"NO! LYNN, IT MEANS THAT BARD AND THORIN LOOK A LIKE!"
"Oh, dear lord." Said Lynn, running her hand through her hair.
Rachel didn't hear her. She had gone to get another frappucino.