Hello again, everyone! Yes, its been a while since updating this musical script story of mine, but I had to deal with some personal issues that are too personal for me to go into. They're private issues and they will stay that way, but don't worry about me, as none of these personal issues have hurt me physically or mentally. Anyways, its time for the long-awaited Scene 6 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! In this scene, Brain will finally attempt his plan to reverse the hypnotism of Dr. Sigmund Fred and hypnotize said doctor into hypnotizing Emperor Joseph to giving Brain the right to the imperial throne. However, as we saw at the end of the last scene of this musical, Pinky unintentionally gave Brain the wrong glasses...so, I guess we will all see what happens next, huh? Yep, that's what will happen now...but I personally don't think it's going to turn out good. Well, let's all begin Scene 6 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!

Narrator: Meanwhile back in the actual office of Dr. Sigmund Freud, both he and Brain entered the office for the appointment. (turns page) However, little did Brain know, that due to Pinky's mistake, Brain's plan would go has he hoped...(turns page) But instead, it would go wacko, and...

(Suddenly, before the Narrator could continue narrating, the door to the office opened up, and both Brain and Dr. Sigmund Freud entered the office setting. As they do, Dr. Sigmund Freud noticed the Narrator...)

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Excuse me, sir...

Narrator (pauses and turns around): Oh...um...yes?

Dr. Sigmund Freud: What are you doing in my office?

Narrator: Oh! Uh...well...I...um...(tugs on dress shirt collar)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (folds arms): Do you have an appointment?

Narrator: Well, no...but I...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (points to the door): Then please kindly show yourself out, sir.

Narrator: If you just give a moment, I...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (interrupting Narrator): Now, sir. I will not ask again! (shows stern look)

Narrator (closes book): Okay! Okay...I-I'll l-leave! (walks over to office door and opens it) But allow me to explain why...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (waves left hand out in front of him): I don't want to hear it, sir. If you want to explain anything to me, then simply make an appointment to see me at a later date and time.

Narrator: B-But...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (lowers left hand): Now!

Narrator (steps outside office setting): Alright...alright, I'm going! (closes office door behind him)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (turns back to Brain): I'm so sorry about that, sir. I don't know WHY he was in here, but I assure you, that...

Brain (interrupting Dr. Sigmund Freud): Oh, its quite alright doctor...(sighs) I have suffered through worst in my sad life...(looks down)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (puts a hand on Brain's shoulder): Oh, don't worry sir. With my help, you'll be undepressed in no time! (smiles)

Brain (sighs): Thanks, but I don't know if you can help me...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Oh nonsense! I have helped hundreds of other patients suffering from depression before.

Brain (sighs): We'll see about that sir...we will see...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Now sir, just go make yourself comfortable on my sofa over there, and we'll get started! (points to sofa)

Brain (nods): Yes doctor...(walks over to the sofa)

(Brain walks over to the far right side of the setting, sits down on therapy sofa, and then turns lies down on it with Brain's head resting conformably on the pillow. Brain is now lying down while he still faces the audience. As Brain lies down with his head placed at an upward-sitting angle, Dr. Freud sits down in the chair on the left side of the head of the sofa, and gets out a notepad and pen...)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (begins writing stuff on notepad): First, we shall establish our problem baseline with you to see what is wrong with your mind.

Brain (sighs and nods)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (still writing stuff on notepad): So Mr. Brain, tell me about your daily life.

Brain: Well...every morning, I wake up at around 9:00am or 10:00am, and open my local...s-store at around 11:00am. I work for about 2 hours, and close at 1:00pm. I then close up, have a brunch of nothing but cake and cookies, and then return home. I then sit around and wait for the end to take me to heaven...but since that hasn't happened yet, I then eat a dinner at 7:00pm consisting of a bowl of sugar, and then I got to bed at 9:00pm, waiting to die...(sighs) And that's a day in my lonely and miserable life...

(The entire audience laughs at Brain's made-up daily life. The loud laughter lasts for about 30 seconds. After 30 seconds, the loud laughter dies down. As it does, the entire scene continues to take place...)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (eyes widen): Hmmm...you definitely have a severe case of depression, Brain. (gets up and puts notepad and pen on his desk) But, luckily you came to me...(sits back down on chair) And I will do what I can to help you get your life back.

Brain (sighs): Alright...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (gets a pocket watch on a gold chain out of his pocket): Now, I want you to look at this watch of mine...(dangles watch in front of Brain's eyes)

Brain (looks at the watch)

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Now, keep following it as I swing it in front of you...(begins to swing it side-to-side)

Brain (puts a hand into his pocket to get ready for his evil plan)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (still swinging watch): You're getting very sleepy...very sleepy...

Brain: No...its YOU who is getting sleepy! (suddenly looks at the doctor, unknowingly pulls out googly-eyed glasses from behind his pocket, and puts them on)

(Suddenly, "BOING!", the googly-eyed glasses spring out the fake eyes attached to springs, making them fly out since they are joke glasses. In face, the springs on these googly-eyed glasses are so long, that they reach across the stage, and also drop into the orchestra pit via the hole for the conductor's spot. As this happens, a springing sound effect is heard in the background, and a random male voice shouts up from the orchestra pit...)

Random Male Voice: OW! MY EYE!

(The entire audience bursts out laughing again, and the laughter from them lasts for about 30 seconds. After 30 seconds pass, the laughter from the entire audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place...)

Brain (gasps): What the?!

Dr. Sigmund Freud (stops waving the watch): Hey, take off those ridiculous glasses!

Brain: W-What?! (takes glasses off) These aren't my mirrored glasses! (drops glasses onto the floor)

(As Brain drops the frames of his glasses onto the floor, the conductor pulls the long springs of said glasses into the orchestra pit, finally reaching the frames, and getting off of the stage. Once he gets them off the stage, he simply hides them within the orchestra pit. As he does, the scene continues to take place...)

Brain: P-Pinky has my mirrored glasses! I-I must go get them, sir! I'll be r-right b-back... (tries to get up from the sofa)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (blocks Brain from getting off the sofa) No, silly Billy! You don't need glasses to be hypnotized! (continues to wave the watch side-to-side in front of Brain)

Brain: Oh, yes! I-I-must...(begins to follow the watch with his eyes) I...must...(begins to close his eyes) go...get...them...(begins to get sleepy) Must...remember...to...hurt...Pinky...the...first...chance...(yawns) I...get...(tilts head forward a little)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (shakes head): No, you don't wan to hurt anybody. We are going to see who hurt you. We are going back to your childhood...

Brain (closes eyes completely): Yes...yes...we...will go...back...(tilts head forward some more, making his top hat fall off of his head)

(Suddenly, some very suspenseful music begins to play in the background. As it does, the lights shinning over the entire center area of the stage dim. As they do, another set transition begins to take place, as first off, the office wall rises up out of view, revealing a backdrop of a bright blue cloudless sky covering the backwall of the stage. The setting behind the wall panel also has several trees, a colorful cluster and patch of tulips, roses, and sunflowers. Then, some more trees and bushes side into view from both the left and right side of the stage (in the rear, middle, and front area), making the new setting of an outdoor meadow take up the entire stage space. As all of these set pieces come into view, the office desk and chair disappears below the stage via sliding trapdoor and hydraulic lift, and then another large bush rises up into view via the same trapdoor and hidden hydraulic lift. Then, the sofa with Brain on it sides out of view on the right, and so does the chair next to it with Dr. Freud sitting in it, and the bookcase. As they disappear from view, the bedside table with gas lamp also slides out of view on the left. As it does, some large curved tree branches appear above the stage near the tress via thin hidden wires, dangling several feet high above the set. As they do, a child actor playing Young Brain enters stage left, wearing a fur suit and prosthetic mouse fur patches on his body and limbs like the actor playing Brain as an adult. He also has a similar facial makeup and fake red nose on his face like Brain, only made for a child. As Young Brain appears onstage, the lights above all of the stage come back on, and the entire audience cheers for this great setting reveal. After about 30 seconds, the cheering from the audience dies down. As it does Young Brain begins to crawl around the front area of the new setting. As he does, Brain (with his eyes drooped) and Dr. Sigmund Freud appear in the back area of the stage, creating a forced perspective of Brain telling the flashback events to Dr. Sigmund Freud. As the set transition begins, the very suspenseful music continues to play in the background, and the next scene begins to take place...)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (gets out notepad and paper again): So Brain...what do you see? Where are you? How old are you? What is going on in your childhood?

(Suddenly, instead of talking, Brain begins to sing the next musical number of the song...)

Brain (singing): What I see is a beautiful medow,

As well as myself at age 5...

Frolicking around like a child,

Without a care in the world!

It was 5 and I was happy,

I had two loving parents, too...

And it seems that nothing was,

Going to change...

But then one day,

The humans came along...

And then in a flash,

My simple childhood life was chaaaaaaaaaanged!

(The very suspenseful music begins to key up a little. As it did, about 5 male actors dressed up as "ACME Labs" scientists enter and 4 male actors dressed us as Mouse Catchers enter stage left, holding a large oversized see-through plastic jar and a large oversized plastic lid with holes punched on the top. They suddenly came up behind Young Brain, who was smelling a sunflower and giggling as he did so. As the music keyed up a little more, the scientists suddenly trapped Young Brain inside of it by placing the plastic jar over him and carefully turning it right-side-up. They then sealed the jar shut, and began to drag the jar out of view to the left. As they did, Brain screamed in the background in fear...)

Brain (shocked): N-N-N-O! PLEASE! I-I-I-I DON'T WANT TO RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD! (looks left and right frantically for a way out) NO, PLEASE! I DONT WANT TO GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! (covers his eyes in fear)

5 "AMCE Labs" Scientists (singing): Hello little fella mouse,

Welcome to the human world!

This is your new life now,

In a place called "ACME Labs"!

Young Brain (shouting): HELP! MOMMY! (cries in fear)

Mouse Catcher 1 (singing): Oh stupid mouse,

Don't you cry no!

There's not getting out of this jar! (slaps the side of the jar)

Mouse Catcher 2 (singing): You are just a wimpy creature,

And one that's meant to be tested on...

Both Mouse Catchers (singing): And gene spliced on in the end...

And that will be your new life!

Mouse Catcher 3 (singing): You're just a little mouse...

And you got no feelings, too!

Mouse Catcher 4 (singing): You can't escape us now,

As you're just a dumb and stupid mouse!

5 "AMCE Labs" Scientists (singing): You will conform to strict rules!

No fun, happiness, or prancing!

This day is the start of a new life for you...

So just do as we say, or suffer some paaaaaaaaaaaaain!

(The 5 "ACME Labs" scientists exit and 4 Mouse Catchers stage left with the jar with Young Brain trapped inside. As they do, Brain began to sing some more...)

Brain (uncovering his eyes; singing): Then I, a helpless young boy mouse,

Was shoved into a cage in a truck!

The truck would drive me to my new home,

Called "Acme Labs!"

As I cried for help and tried to escape,

My mother and father noticed what took place,

And they sadly couldn't do anything,

To help me get back hoooooooooome!

I cried and screamed for some help,

But the truck was way too fast...

For my mom or dad to catch up,

And save me from the humans!

(As the music continued to play in the background, all of the additional trees on the left and right sides of the stage slid of out view on both the left and right sides. As they did, an actor playing Brain's Father and Brain's Mother ran into view and entered stage right. Both Brain's Mother and Brain's Father had similar fur suit and fur prosthetic costuming and facial makeup like Pinky, Brain, and Young Brain. Brain's Father wore a grey suit jacket, and Brain's Mother wore a red and white-striped cooking apron. As they entered stage right, they looked over at the left side of the stage, as some truck driving sound effects are heard in the background during the music...)

Brain's Mother (singing): Oh honey,

This is tragic for us!

Our little mousey is gone,

And taken awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! (hugs Brain's Father and cries)

Brain's Father (singing): And there is nothing that we can do!

That truck is too fast for us,

So sadly all we do is,

Mourn the tragic taking of our child! (hugs Brain's Mother back and cries)

(At this point, the lights in the back, center and front area of the stage dim, and both Brain's Mother and Brain's Father exit stage right. As they do, all of the remaining patches of assorted colorful flowers disappeared from view. As they do, the center bush and flower patch disappears below the stage via sliding trapdoor and hydraulic lift. As they do, the remaining bushes and trees disappear from view by sliding out from the left and right sides of the stage. As this happens, the curved long tree branches rise up out of view from high above the setting on the stage. As they disappear from view, both Brain and Dr. Sigmund Freud walk over to the front-left area of the stage. As they do, another set transition begins, creating the new setting of the inside of "Acme Labs". As this new set transition occurs, a wall panel painted dark blue and grey to resemble a laboratory wall comes down in the center area of the stage, concealing the blue backdrop and back area of the stage behind it. As this wall panel gets into position, the sections of the massive cage from the beginning of the musical forms together to create the massive cage. As the cage setting is finished setting it, the lights shinning over the front and center area of the stage come back on, and as the suspenseful music continues to play in the background, the rest of the musical number proceeds to take place. As it occurs, the 5 "ACME Labs" scientists and 4 Mouse Catchers enter stage left, dragging a helpless Young Brain behind them (no longer in the oversized plastic see-through jar)…)

Brain (singing): And then I was taken to my new home!

My home being a simple empty cage!

A cage with no flowers...

Rivers, sunlight, grass or treesssseeeeees!

Oh man, it was so traumatic to me!

As a 5-year-old little boy...

A little boy,

Captured form his own home!

(As Brain sings this part of the song, the 2 Mouse Catcher yanked open the door on the left side of the cage and held it open...)

Mouse Catcher 1: Toss him in!

Mouse Catcher 2: The cage is open!

Mouse Catcher 3: Hurry before he escapes!

Mouse Catcher 4: Oh, he won't escape! He is to stupid! (laughs)

Scientist 1 (shoves Brain inside the cage): Enjoy your new home! (evil grin)

Scientist 2 (slams cage door): Now, you can't leave!

Scientist 3: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Mice are so stupid! (clocks the cage latch)

Scientist 4: Man, that was an easy task!

Scientist 5: And tomorrow, testing days begin! (claps hands together happily)

(All 5 "ACME Lab" scientists and the 4 Mouse Catchers exit stage left. As they do, Brain began to sing some more...)

Brain (singing): And during my first day in that cage,

Surrounded by metal bars and very cold air,

I met a happy-go-lucky kid,

Who was named Pinky...

(As Brain said this, a child actor playing Young Pinky stood up from behind the bars, revealing himself to the audience. Young Pinky as the same facial makeup and fur suit/limp prosthetics costuming as Young Brain, complete with a red nose as well. Young Pinky walked over to Young Brain while he looked scared...)

Young Pinky: Oh, hello! Narf! (tickles his stomach, causing him to fall over and roll on the floor) HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Young Brain (hugging himself): Uh...hi...(looks away)

Brain (singing): While he tried to make me laugh,

I didn't even laugh along with him!

And I was too scared,

To even smile at hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim…

All I wanted was to go back home,

To my home back in the field,

Where I lived with my parents in a tin can...

That was my home in that meadow!

This was the worst day of my life,

And little did I even know...

That it would only,

Get worse from there and beyoooooooond!

(At that point, the very suspenseful music continues to play in the background, another set transition begins to take place, while no lights shinning above the stage dim this time. As this happens, the entire cage comes apart and slides out of view on the left and right side of the stage. As this occurs, some ensemble actors dressed up as additional "ACME Labs" scientists enter stage left, sliding about 2 long metal benches into view, positioning them horizontally on both the left and right side of the stage. As they do this, about 18 child actors dressed up as other captured young mice (both with similar fur suit costuming/fur limb prosthetics and facial make up to Young Brain and Young Pinky) enter stage left in an orderly fashing, each holding a wooden bowl and a metal spoon in their hands. Young Brain and Pinky stood at the back of this orderly line. All of the young mice actors sat down at the long metal benches, 10 on each bench. As they do, the additional "ACME Labs" scientists exit stage left, and then a long metal catwalk came down into view via thick black cables, positioning itself in front of the wall panel, about 20-feet high above the stage. On the catwalk standing in the center were 3 more additional male ensemble members dressed up as "ACME Labs" scientists overlooking the young mice. As the young mice pretend to each from their bowls, Brain sang some more...)

Brain (singing): And then when it came to all meal times,

All we ate were bowls of gruel!

And all we got was,

Just one single booooooooooowl!

And if we dared to ask for some more,

They would get really mad at us!

And we would get severely punished...

And those punishments were horrible for us mice!

(As the suspenseful music continues to play in the background, Young Brain stands up from the table with his now-empty wooden bowl in hand. He walks away from his bench and walks up to the center area of the set, looking up at the 3 "ACME Labs" scientists up on the catwalk and holding up his bowl...)

Scientist 1: Yes?

Scientist 2: What do you want?

Scientist 3: This better be important!

Young Brain: Excuse me, sirs...(holds up bowl) c-c-c-c-can I have some m-m-m-more?

3 "ACME Lab" scientists: WHAT!? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE?!

Scientist 1: You DARE ask for MORE?!

Scientist 2: YOU'RE ARE SO UNGREATFUL!

Scientist 3: How DARE you BEG for more FOOD!

Young Brain: Uh oh...(drops bowl) W-w-w-w-w-wait, I t-t-take it back! I'm sorry! I...

3 "ACME Lab" scientists: Shut up! We will have none of your worthless apologies, you stupid mouse! Guys, let's subject this mice to some disciplinary torture!

Young Brain (drops down on his knees): N-n-n-no, please!

(Suddenly, 2 more ensemble actors dressed up as "ACME Lab" scientists enter stage left, grab Young Brain, and drag him out of view on the left, all while Young Brain is pleading for his life...)

Young Brain: NO, PLEEEEEEEASE! I'M SORRY! I WON'T ASK FOR MORE FOOD AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (gets dragged out of view)

(As the suspenseful music continues to play in the background, the stage lights shinning over the center area of the stage dim, and another blue and grey-painted wall panel a few feet away from the other "ACME Labs" setting comes down, concealing the entire previous setting behind it. As the wall panel lowers itself into position, the stage lights shinning above the front area of the stage come back on, and the 2 additional "ACME Lab" scientists from before enter stage left, still dragging Young Brain behind them. A third ensemble actor dressed up as an "ACME Labs" scientist enters stage right, pushing a metal cart with a small TV set in front in front of him. He positions the TV in the center of the setting in front of the wall panel. Once in the center area of the new setting, the third scientists exits stage right, the first 2 "ACME Labs" scientists hold Brain in a standing position by the arms, and force him to look at the TV screen. They turn it on, and it shows nothing but a flashing white light (since no need to show a picture is necessary. As this all takes place, Brain, still on the front-left side of the stage with Dr. Sigmund Freud, began to sing some more...)

Brain (singing): And the worst part was when I acted out of line,

Even thought I was just a little kid,

I was subject to TV,

And other modern media tortuuuuuuuuuuuure...

And when I was held in place,

I was forced to endure this said toruture,

And I just couldn't,

Take it anymoooooooooooore!

And it was very traumatic to me!

2 "ACME Labs" Scientists (singing): This is your punishment,

For asking us for some more gruel!

So just watch the screen you stupid house,

As this is the consequences for your actions!

(For about 20 seconds, as the suspenseful music continued to play in the background, some sound effects of various corrupting TV channels and shows played on the TV screen, and Young Brain just struggled in fear to break away, but to no avail as the 2 scientists were holding him in place. As this happened, Young Brain just freaked out over what he was watching...)

Young Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! (struggles to break free)

2 "ACME Labs" Scientists (singing): Stop trying to resist,

As no one cares about your feelings!

This is the real world,

So just get used to this way!

You're a dumb little mouse,

And nothing will change for you!

This is the new life you have,

So just come on and embrace it!

Young Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(As this happens, both scientists then let go of Young Brain, and shove him into the floor. Then, they both roll the TV set and metal cart out of view, and then they both came back into view, along with 8 more "ACME Labs" scientists. As the suspenseful background music keys up some more, the 10 scientists begin to sing the final lyrics of the song, all while surrounding a terrified Young Brain...)

10 "ACME Labs" Scientists (singing): Welcome...welcome...

To your new life as a lab mouse!

Mice like you need to be tested on,

So just get used to it all the time!

You're just a mouse...

And you have no control over us!

You're just a little mouse...

And you have no control over us humans!

This is your new life,

And your new norm...

So prepare for a life of tests!

This new life will be very huge,

So just get ready to face it...

Young Brain (cowering on the floor): Mommy...Daddy...(cries and covers his eyes)

Brain (covers eyes): NO! NO MORE! DR. FREUD, I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYMORE! PLEASE GET ME OUT OF MY CHILDHOOD FLASHABCK!

10 "ACME Labs" Scientists (singing): This is your new life,

Welcome to "Acme Labs"...

You have no control over this...

So just conform...

Conform…conform...

Just do as is directed of you,

And ENJOY YOUR TIME AT "ACME LABS"!

YEAH!

(At this point, the suspenseful music finally stops playing in the background, and the entire audience cheers and claps very loudly for the completion of the musical number. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping dies down, and some more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the stage lights shinning above the front area of the stage dim, and the child actor playing Young Brain exits stage right. As he does, the 10 actors playing "ACME Labs" scientists also exit stage right. As they do, Brain and Dr. Sigmund Fred quickly exit stage left. As they do, the entire wall panel rose up out of view, revealing the setting of Dr. Sigmund Freud's office once again, complete with his desk and chair, the bedside table with gas lamp, bookcase, small chair, and therapy sofa, all in their previous positions within the setting. Also back in place in the center area of the stage is the office wall panel from before. Brain is laying down on therapy sofa in a hypnotic trance, and Dr. Sigmund Freud is still taking notes with his notepad and pen. As this previous setting is revealed, the stage lights above the front and center area of the stage come back on, and the transitional music stops playing in the background. Then, the next scene begins to take place...)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (taking notes): And how did all of that make you feel?

Brain: Angry...in fact, so angry...that I could...just...just...just take over the world!

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Hmmm...Brain, tell me about that moment when you were taken from your home.

Brain: It...it all happened so fast!

Dr. Sigmund Freud: But for me, please try to remember. What was that moment like for you as a 5-year-old mouse child?

Brain: It was so traumatic...my home where I lived in was a converted tin can with my parents...I hugged my mother and father that morning, saying that I loved them so much, and then I had breakfast before going out to explore, promising to be back in time for lunch later on. And then of course, I was kidnapped...I miss my tin can...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Hmmm...tin can...Brain, did this tin can you lived in have a label on it?

Brain: Yes...yes! It did...it...it...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: And what did this label have on it?

Brain: It had...it had on it...n-no, I-I-I can't say it!

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Brain...

Brain: I can't, doctor. Its too t-t-traumatic! And I...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Yes Brain, you must!

Brain: But I...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Brain, listen to me...in order for me to help, you must get through the trauma and reveal everything to me. Now, tell me what this label had on it...

Brain: It had...it had...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Yes? (stops taking notes)

Brain: It had...a p-picture of...t-the...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: A picture of what?

Brain: It had a picture of...t-the w-w-w-w...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: What is it, Brain? You must let it out!

Brain: It had a picture of...the...w-w-w-world!

Dr. Sigmund Freud: The world?

Brain: Yes...YES! It had a picture of the world! And then...the humans came and they...they dragged me away! (sniffs) They took it all from me...and then I was alone and being tortured by humans! (cries into his hands) Man, I'm such a wimp and a mess! (cries some more)

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Ah, yes! Now, we're getting somewhere! It seems that you just want your world back! (puts notepad away in his pocket) Essentially, you want to go home, Brain! That's what you really desire! (gets fingers together for a snap) Now, when I snap my fingers, you will awaken out of hypnosis! (snaps fingers)

Brain (stops crying and opens eyes all the way): What?! Where am I?! What happened?! (looks left and right) What just happened?!

Dr. Sigmund Freud: I see what the problem is, Brain!

Brain: You...you do?

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Yes, you want to go back to your home!

Brain: I...I do?

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Yes! You don't want to take over the world!

Brain: I...I don't?

Dr. Sigmund Freud: No, you don't. (looks at his pocket watch) Alright, time is up for this session! (gets up and walks over to his desk)

Brain: W-Wait, I need more time! (gets off the sofa and stands up) I need...(puts top hat back on)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (sits down at his desk): Yeah, yeah, we'll set you up with another appointment. (opens folder and writes random things in it)

Brain (looks left and right): Hmmm...

(At this point, Brain suddenly notices a book displayed on the bookcase titled "How to Hypnotize Someone". Brain walks over to the bookcase, and grabs the book. He then opens said book, and begins to read to himself...)

Brain: Hmmm...it says that in order to hypnotize someone, you must first create a relaxing environment and...

Dr. Sigmund Freud (looks up and turns around to see what Brain is doing): Brain sir, please don't touch that book please. Its very old and very fragile. (turns back around and continues to focus on paperwork)

Brain (looks up from the book and faces the audience): You know...maybe Dr. Freud is right...maybe my obsession to take over the world is because...well...I do want to be back home...back home in my tin can...(shakes his head and briefly laughs) HA! What a quack! (closes book) Oh well, this plan just wasn't meant to be. (tosses book aside to the right)

(However, as Brain tosses the book aside, its hits Dr. Sigmund Freud in the head, causing him to fall over in his chair and fall to the floor with a comedic "THUD" being heard in the background. As this happens, the entire audience laughs. After about 30 seconds, the laughter from the entire audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place as normal...)

Brain: Uh oh...(rushes over to Dr. Sigmund Freud's side) D-Dr. Freud? Are you alright? (pats his forehead)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (lifts head up): Am I alright? (looks left and right)

Brain (concerned): Uh...y-yes...you are alright...no bruises or cuts...

Dr. Sigmund Freud: If you say that I'm alright, I' am alright then since you commanded that of me...

Brain (eyes widen): what the...(whispering) That book must've knocked him into state of hypnosis! (grins; normal voice) Yes...YES! (Laughs) Now, I can initiate my plan!

(Suddenly, the lights shinning over the center and front area of the stage dim. As they do, more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the wall panel (with the door built into it) for the waiting room setting comes down a few feet in front of the office setting, concealing the office setting behind it. As this wall panel comes down, the cushioned armchair from before slides into view on the left side of the setting. Also, the small lamp table slides into view on the right side, right up against the wall panel. As this set transition completes, the stage lights shining over the front area of the stage come back on. As the lights come back on, the transitional music stops playing in the background, and the Very Sad Man is now seen on the floor, no longer wearing his blue coat, wearing a sock over his nose, and wearing a lampshade on his head. He is parenting to be an elephant by crawling around the room on his feet and hands, all while Pinky is riding his back. As this is all going on, the three 3 random patients from before are looking at this in shock...)

Random Patient 1: Whaaaa? (looks shocked)

Random Patient 2: No way...(gasps)

Random Patient 3: Am I really seeing this right now?! (has an amazed look on his face)

Pinky: Oh good, Mr. Elephant! Narf! You're doing so well! (laughs)

Very Sad Man (laughs): Oh Pinky, you really showed me how to be happy again! Narf! (laughs) Oh, this is so much fun! (crawls to the left)

(To this, the entire audience burst out in laughter, and their laughter lasted for about 45 seconds. After 45 seconds, the audience's bursts of laughter die down. As they do, the scene continues to take place...)

Very Sad Man (laughs): Oh my friend, Pinky! I haven't been so happy in years! (smiles and makes elephant noise) Narf! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (crawls to the left)

Narrator (enters stage left and opens book): Now, as Pinky was succeeding in his method of treating the Very Sad Man in the waiting room...(turns page) back in the office of Dr. Sigmund Freud, Brain was FINALLY making progress in his plan to hypnotize Dr. Freud into hypnotizing Emperor Franz Joseph to give him the right to the throne...(exits stage left)

(As the Narrator exits stage left, the lights shining above the front part of the stage dim. As they do, both Pinky and the Very Sad Man exit stage right. As they do, the lamp table desk slides out of view on the right, and the soft armchair slides out of view on the left. As they disappear from view, the waiting room wall panel rises up out of view, revealing the previous set of the inside of Dr. Sigmund Freud's office. As the wall panel rises up out of view, the stage lights shinning over the center and front areas of the stage come back on, and the next scene continues to take place. As it does, Brain is seen giving commands to a hypnotized Dr. Sigmund Freud, while Dr. Freud himself was sitting back on his chair in front of the desk...)

Brain: Now, Dr. Freud, when you see Emperor Franz Joseph, you will hypnotizing into giving me, The Brain, the right to the Imperial Throne! (grins)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (under hypnotic trance): I will hypnotize Emperor Franz Joseph into giving you the right to the Imperial Throne.

Brain (nods): Good...now, when I snap my fingers, you will awake. And once you awake, you will carry out what I asked of you. (snaps finger)

Dr. Sigmund Freud (snaps out of the hypnotic trance): What? Huh? Where am I? (looks left and right) Oh, Brain, I forgot to mention that you made excellent progress today! (smiles and puts a hand on his shoulder) You opened up to me, and that's what I needed you to do.

Brain (rubs hands together): Oh, more thank you think...(smirks)

Dr. Sigmund Freud: Now, see yourself out and make another appointment. I'm sorry for what you had to relive, but it was what I had to do in order to help you.

Brain (shrugs): I understand, doctor. Thank you. (walks towards the door) Bye now! (opens door) And...t-thanks for everything. (exits office setting and closes door behind him)

(As Brain exits the setting, the stage lights shinning above the front and center area of the stage dim, and once again, the wall panel resembling the front façade/exterior of Dr. Freud's office building and a few other buildings comes down a few feet in front of the office setting, concealing said entire office behind it. Once the façade wall panel is in place, the stage lights shinning over the front area of the stage come back on again. Pinky and the Very Sad Man are seen outside the front doors of the part of the façade wall panel resembling the outside of Dr. Freud's office. Pinky is happily shaking the hand of the Very Sad Man (who now has his blue jacket and top hat back on), and the Very Sad Man, was happily shaking Pinky's hand in return...)

Very Sad Man (shaking Pinky's hand): It has been a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Pinky! (stops shaking Pinky's hand) You've been very helpful to my depression and you may be free to visit me in the Imperial Palace whenever you like! (pulls out a business card from his pocket) here...(hands it to Pinky) Here's my card! Send for me anytime, and if I'm not busy, I'll be there! (steps away from the door)

Pinky (takes the business card): You got it, good sir! Narf!

Very Sad Man (laughs): Narf! Oh Pinky sir, you're so funny!

(As the Very Sad Man steps away from the doors, the front doors to the office building façade wall panel open up, and Brain steps out...)

Brain: Oh, there you are, Pinky. (closes double doors behind him) I couldn't find out in the waiting room, so I went outside to find out. (notices the Very Sad Man wave to Pinky before exiting stage left) Say, who's your new friend, Pinky?

Pinky: Hmmm...you know, I never got his name...(shows business card to Brain) But maybe it's on this business card he gave me right before he left! Narf!

Brain (reads from business card): Emperor Franz Joseph?! Pinky, that's the man I need Dr. Freud to hypnotize!

Pinky: Oh...uh...well, he doesn't want to be hypnotized anymore, Brain! I taught him everything I know about being happy and silly! Narf! (puts business card away into suit jacket pocket)

Brain (gasps): But I...I...(sighs) Pinky, I think I'll need therapy soon...

Pinky: For what, Brain?

Brain: To understand why I do plans with you all the time. (sighs)

Pinky: Oh...uh...whoops?

Brain (shakes his head): Yeah...whoops...like that'll solve anything. (begins to walk over to the right side of the stage)

Pinky: So, what are we going to do now Brain? (follows Brain)

Brain: Now, we shall travel back to present-day London, and then get on a flight back home to California. Then, we shall return to the lab and do the same thing we always do!

Pinky: And what would that be, Brain?

Brain: Try to take over the world! (exits stage right)

Pinky: Oh, brilliant, Brain! Narf! (exits stage right)

(As both Pinky and Brain exit stage right, the stage lights shinning over the front part of the stage dim, and some more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the entire audience cheers as another set transition completes. As they cheer, the entire wall resembling the exterior building façade rises up out of view, revealing the setting of the interior of "ACME Labs" from the beginning of the musical complete with large oversized beakers and test tubes, the wall panel at the very back with an oversized window, and the massive metal cage in the very venter of the lab setting. As the set transition completes, the audience's cheering dies down, and the stage lights shinning over the front, center, and back area of the stage come back on. As they do, the transitional music stops playing in the background, and the next scene begins to take place. Once again, the front panel of cage bars split apart and slide to the left and right, allowing the entire audience to see what Pinky and the Brain were doing. Brain was getting ready to rip away the next date on an old-fashioned rip-away calendar, while Pinky was running on the wheel on the back cage bar panel of the cage setting. As this happened, the Narrator enters stage left, and stands over in the front-center area of the stage. He then continues to Narrate to the entire audience once again...)

And that was the thrilling conclusion to Scene 6 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! Well, unfortunately for Brain, his evil plan to hypnotize Dr. Sigmund Freud didn't work out at all, due to Pinky's mistake with switching Brain's mirrored glasses with googly-eyed novelty toy glasses...whoopsie! Now, it wasn't intentional, but it still doesn't make Pinky's mistake. And even when Dr. Freud got hit and did manage to get under Brain's control for a brief period of time, it seems that Pinky made the Very Sad Man from the waiting so happy, that he didn't need to be hypnotized anymore...and that man just happened to be the Empower Franz Joseph! Uh...double whoopsie! The musical number in this scene was based off of the real-life song called "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream" from the popular adult Broadway musical, "The Book of Mormon". Now, its time for us all move on to Scene 7 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine, to see exactly what happens next!