Pinky and The Brain: The Musical

by GiovanniGo

Playing at the "Shubert Theater" in New York City, the famous Steven Spielberg cartoon about 2 lab mice bent on world domination comes to life in this 2 hour and 30-minute Broadway musical production. Its business as usual for Pinky and Brain, until suddenly, Brain's former friend, Snowball the hamster, shows up! What does he want? Well, just read and find out during the musical!

9. Act 1, Scene 8

Hello again, everyone! I'm back once again! I hope no one out there is feeling sick or affected from this coronavirus pandemic. And yes, I'm back with Scene 8 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! In the last scene, Brain told Pinky that both of them were going to have a night off of trying to come up with a plan to take over the world! In this scene, we will all see how this fun night off will go for then both! Will it all go as planned for them both? Will it go all wacko instead of smooth for both mice? Well, I'm afraid that you'll all just have to read and find out for yourselves! Sorry, but I regret to inform you that author's notes aren't here to spoil anything to you readers before the actual chapter takes place. So, with all of that being said, let's all sit back, relax, turn off our electronic devices, and enjoy Scene 8 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!

Narrator: Now, after about a 30-minute bus ride into the Downtown area of Burbank, California, both Pinky and Brain arrived a very refined and luxurious Italian restaurant known locally and widely as "Ma Passion", a place that had been in operation since it was first established all the way back in the year 1900. (turns page) Upon arrival at the nearby bus stop, both mice jumped off the bus through the opened door, and made their way up to the podium just outside the restaurant's entry doors...(exits stage left)

(As the Narrator exited stage left, both Pinky and Brain enter stage left, both wearing formal attire. Brain is wearing a white blue dress shirt, a light blue suit jacket, and dark blue necktie. Pinky is wearing a white dress shirt, a green outer suit jacket with think dark-green stripes, and a dark blue bowtie. Both mice stopped walking and stood behind the velvet rope, as the Restaurant Host helped married couple in front of them...)

Random Wife: Oh honey, this is such a romantic environment for a great night out!

Random Husband: Nothing but the best for you, my love...(kisses his wife on the check)

Random Wife: Oh, darling...you're the light of my life! (kisses her husband's lips by surprise)

Random Husband (eyes widen; kisses his wife on the lips back)

Brain (grossed out): Ugh, making out in public? Seriously?! You two need to get a room and kiss somewhere else!

(To this rude comment, the married couple suddenly stop kissing and turn around to face Brain...)

Random Husband: I beg your pardon, sir!? (puts hands on his hips)

Brain: What I'm saying is that if you want to kiss each other, its fine, but its gross for you to do it out in public like that! (folds arms)

Random Wife (folds arms): EXCUSE ME?!

Brain: You heard me! Your making out for love is GROSS and I would prefer if you did it somewhere PRIVATE and out of PUBLIC EYE!

Random Husband: You bastard! (puts his face up close to Brain's) Listen to me, sir! I married my wife 4 years ago, and I didn't help spend thousands of dollars on an engagement ring AND all of the wedding expenses, to simply be told not to make love out in public!

Random Wife (nods): That's right!

Random Husband (steps back from Brain's face): Now, just watch yourself...(holds up a fist) or you'll be in a LOT of pain! I'll punch you in the face! Or, maybe I'll literally kick your BUTT INSTEAD!

Random Wife: Yeah, that's right, mister! My husband is a man who hurts ANYONE who even THINKS about messing with the love for me!

Random Husband: So, unless you want to end up in the emergency room tonight, YOU'LL SHUT THE HOLE IN YOUR FACE! (lowers fist)

Brain: Now wait just a second mister...(takes a step forward) You don't DARE talk me to like that! I'll have you know that...

Pinky (puts a hand on Brain's shoulder): Brain, Brain...s-stop it, please. Just relax, right? Breathe in...

Brain (turns around to face Pinky): Pinky, hush! I got this! (removes Pinky's hand from his shoulder and turns back around) Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Mister, I'll have you know, that disrespecting me like that is the LAST thing that you want to do to me! I can be very...

Restaurant Host (looks up and claps hands together): ENOUGH! (gets everyone's attention) Stop fighting, please! (stops clapping) People, this is a refined establishment, and I will NOT tolerate you all arguing like a bunch of kindergarteners! (looks at married couple) You two, your table is read. Head on inside, mention your last name, and the nearest server will escort you to your table! And...I'll see to it that you will be separated FAR from these two gentlemen who were fighting with!

Random Husband (looks over at Restaurant Host): B-B-B-B-But...(points to Brain) H-He started it!

Restaurant Host (folds arms): And I'm ending it! (looks sternly) You and your wife, get inside, NOW! SCOOT! (points to double doors)

Random Husband: Ugh...FINE! (puts his hand around his wife's shoulder) Let's go in dear...(scoffs) Its clear that NO one is going to take our side.

(With that being said, the married couple walk forward and open the double doors. They then both enter the restaurant setting, and close the door behind them. As they do this, the Restaurant Host ushered for Pinky and Brain to approach his podium. As he does, both mice nod and do so...)

Restaurant Host: I'm so sorry about that, misters. Sometimes, the customers we sometimes get from around here can be...well...entitled and unruly at times. (shivers) It creeps me out just thinking about it at times...(shakes head) Anyways, how can I help you both tonight?

Brain: A table for 2, please.

Restaurant Host: Alright...(pulls out 2 menus from behind the podium) You're both much smaller than our usual customers...

Brain: Actually, we are a pair of genetically altered lab mice trying very hard NOT...(points to host) to take over the world. (lowers finger)

Restaurant Host (steps around the podium) Would you both like booster seats? (smiles)

Brain: Hmmm...that depends on the height of the tables inside. Can we judge the seat height before making that decision?

Restaurant Host: Certainly sir. (opens double doors and holds it open) After you, sirs.

Brain: Let's have a nice meal, Pinky. Come along now. (steps through the doors)

Pinky: Coming, Brain! Narf! (steps through the doors)

(The Restaurant Host stepped through the doors and closed them behind himself. As he does, the lights shining above the front area of the stage dims, some fancy Italian music begins playing in the background, and another set transition begins to take place. As it does, the red velvet ropes and poles slide out of view on the left. As they do, the awing and podium disappear below the stage via sliding trapdoor and hydraulic lift. As they do, the entire front façade wall panel resembling the exterior of the "Ma Passion" restaurant building rises up out of view, revealing the entire setting of the interior of the restaurant dinning room. The inside of the dinning room setting consists of about 12 round tables with about 4 to 6 chairs a table, a back wall panel painted red with fancy framed photos hanging on said back wall panel, some fancy light fixtures on the wall panel, a set of double doors built into the back wall panel with the words "Kitchen" painted above it in black paint written in cursive, and a few potted ferns placed around the setting. All of the tables have a candlestick with 3 lit candles in each one, sets of plates, silverware, and drinking glasses, and folded-up cloth napkins on each of them. The setting also had a 3-teired crystal chandelier hanging high above the set on thin hidden wires. About 15 formally dressed ensemble male and female adult actors dressed up as customers are seated in the chairs at the other around tables, pretending to have dinner and chat with each other. About 10 formally dressed males and female child actors dressed up as children of some of the adult customers are seated at some of these tables as well, also pretending to eat dinner and chat with each other. About 6 additional male ensemble members are dressed up as servers, pretending to take food and beverage orders from customers and bring customers said orders. As this set transition completes, the lights shinning above the front area of the stage come back on, and Pinky, Brain, and the Restaurant Host are seen approaching a round table with 2 chairs in the center area of the new setting, beginning the next scene...)

Restaurant Host (moves chairs back from the table a bit): Your seats, gentlemen. (looks at Brain) Is this seating height alright with you, sir?

Brain (examines the seat): Hmmm...no, it looks like we'll need a booster seat after all, sir.

Restaurant Host (nods): Right away, sirs. (walks away, exiting stage left)

Brain (to Pinky): Now, THIS is how you spend a night off, Pinky. Eating high-quality food at the fines restaurant in Burbank is the best day to not only get dinner in your stomach, but also to disconnect from everyday life and talk to each other about the good times of the world.

Pinky: If you say so Brain...but I still think the potato idea of mine could've worked. NARF!

Brain (sighs): Pinky...(shakes head) It wouldn't have worked considering that...

(Suddenly, before Brain can finish his sentence, the Restaurant Host enters stage left, holding 2 booster seats. He then places said booster seats on each of the chairs, before ushering both mice to take their seats. Both mice sit down on these seats, which are positioned across the table from each other. Once seated in these seats, both mice push themselves and their seats up closer to the table...)

Restaurant Host (hands Brain a menu): Your server's name will be Alfred...(hands Pinky a menu) And he will be here right away to take your order. Have a fine night and a great meal here at "Ma Passion". (exits stage left)

(As both Brain and Pinky begin to silently read their menus, the Narrator enters stage left, faces the entire audience, and begins to narrate once again, reading from his book as he does so...)

Narrator: Now, as both Pinky and Brain took time to read through the menu options for food and drinks, the night seemed to be going very nice for them both. (turns page) Instead of trying to sneak into buildings or try to take over the world like the usually do every night, both Pinky and Brain were just having time to themselves to relax and get away from the stress of their usual activities. (turns page) However, despite this night not being part of a world domination scheme, both mice didn't know that it would quickly go from stress-free to...well...zany that night. (exits stage left)

(As the Narrator exits stage left, an actor playing Waiter Alfred enters stage right, and approaches the table that both Pinky and Brain are seated at...)

Waiter Alfred: Good evening, sirs. My name is Alfred and I'll be your server tonight. Have you both decided on anything to drink?

Brain (nods): Just water for each of us, Mr. Alfred.

Waiter Alfred: Very well, sir. (exits stage left for a brief second; reappearing with a metal pitcher of water) Coming right up...(walks over to Pinky and Brain's table) And here I am...(pours water and ice into their drinking glasses) And have you decided on what you wanted to order as your dinner yet, sirs?

Brain (looks up from menu): I'll have the garlic jumbo prawns. (closes menu and hands it to Waiter Alfred)

Waiter Alfred (looks at Pinky): And you sir?

Pinky (looks up from menu): Hmmm? (pauses for a second) Oh! (puts menu down on the tabletop) Me, me...well, I would like a big bow of macaroni and cheese!

(The entire audience bursts out in laughter over Pinky expecting a dish like macaroni and cheese to be on the menu of a refined Italian restaurant. After about 30 seconds, the burst laughter from the entire audience dies down, and the scene continues to take place...)

Waiter Alfred: That is not on the menu...

Pinky (holds the menu upside-down): Well, all that's on the menu are a bunch of funny words! (points to wording on the menu) You should have pictures on your menu, like "Denny's"!

(The entire audience bursts out in laughter once again, but this time over Pinky mentioning the "Denny's" restaurant chain. After about 30 seconds, the burst laughter from the entire audience dies down once again, and the scene continues to take place...)

Waiter Alfred (takes Pinky's menu): I will see if the chef can accommodate your request. (walks away, exiting stage right)

Brain (looks over at Pinky): So Pinky...

Pinky: Hello? (looks confused)

Brain: Well, what are we going to talk about?

Pinky: Hmmm...(taps his nose) let me see...(stops tapping his nose) Well, we could talk about trying to take over the...

Brain (holds out hand): Don't even go there, Pinky. That talk is OFF limits tonight...(puts hand down) I won't talk about taking over the world, and you won't talk about...w-whatever it is you do. We'll just have to find something else to discuss.

Pinky: Like what? (looks confused)

Brain: Hmmm...(suddenly perks up) Say, I know! I read this interesting article the other day. It was all about the nocturnal breathing patterns of the acorn barnacle. I bet you never knew that a coruscation could snore, did you? (laughs lightly)

Pinky (awkwardly laughs along with Brain): Uh...no...I d-didn't know that.

Brain: Well, I guess you have to read to...find the humor in it.

Pinky (chuckles): Y-y-yeah, I guess...(rubs the back of his neck)

(Suddenly, Waiter Alfred enters stage right once again, this time hold a plate of food in each of his hands. One of them is Brain's dinner and the other one is Pinky's dinner. Waiter Alfred walks over to where Pinky and Brain's table is, and proceeds to place both dishes in front of both Pinky and Brain...)

Waiter Alfred: You're jumbo prawns sir...(places plate in front of Brain) and your macaroni and cheese...(places plate in front of Pinky) I hope you find everything satisfying and savory tonight. (exits stage right)

Brian (looks down at his dish): what the?! (picks up a carrot stick from his plate) Are these supposed to be steamed carrots?! These are limp! (drops carrot stick down on the plate) Steamed carrots should be served al dente! (waves hand up in the air) Mr. Alfred, sir?!

Waiter Alfred (quickly enters stage right): Is there a problem, sir? (rushes over to Pinky and Brain's table)

Brain: Well, not only are the steamed carrots on my dish limp and not served al dente, but...(looks over and points to Pinky's macaroni and cheese dish) Look at that macaroni and cheese! The cheese is all stringy!

Pinky (trying to defuse the situation): Um, n-no, no, its o-okay Brain. Hehe...please don't make a scene.

Brain (pounds fists on the table): We are paying customer, Pinky! And we every right to voice our complaints!

Waiter Alfred: I'm terribly sorry, sir. If you want, I can summon the manager of this restaurant, Wilfred, to come over and talk things out.

Brain: Yes...YES! Go ahead and do that please. (folds arms)

Waiter Alfred (nods): Alright sir...(exits stage left)

Pinky: Brain, is your complaint worth it? We would just eat it the way it is...

Brain: No, Pinky! As customers who are paying for their meals and time spent in this establishment, we have the right for our complaints to be voiced and for our problems with our food to be corrected!

Pinky: Can I at least eat mine as it is? (picks up a fork)

Brain: Not until its corrected, Pinky!

Pinky (puts fork down): Awww...but I'm hungry!

Brain: You can eat your food after it is corrected, Pinky.

Pinky (sighs): Okay, Brain...(looks down)

(Suddenly, the actor dressed up as and playing Restaurant Manager Wilfred enters stage left. As he does, he approaches Brain and Pinky's table, and the scene continues to take place...)

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Alright sirs, I was informed by your server, Alfred, that you're unsatisfied with your food? (looks concerned)

Pinky: Well, I'm not, but Brain...

Brain (interrupting Pinky): Hush! I got this, Pinky! (looks at Restaurant Manager Wilfred) Yes, we do have a problem with our food, sir. (points to his dish) The steamed carrots on my dish are limp...(points to Pinky's dish) And the cheese on my friend's macaroni and cheese dish is stringy!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Alright...(nods) Is there any way that you could just...well...make the best of it? (smiles)

Brain (pounds fist on the table): NO! I want you to inform the head chef, and have him FIX OUR DISHES!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Well...uh...(rubs hands together) T-That can't happen...(smiles weakly)

Brain: Wait, what?! (pounds fists on table) Are you kidding me?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred (shakes head): No sir...I'm sorry. W-Would like a free dessert as compensation instead? (tugs on dress shirt collar)

Pinky: Oh, I could...

Brain (interrupting Pinky again): No, Pinky! We're aren't children who get bought off with sugar that easily! (looks at Restaurant Manager Wilfred) Sir, we want our food redone, and that's final!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred (sighs): Alright sir...I better explain this. You see, the chef...is my brother...and he does NOT take criticism very well.

Brain: You can't be serious...

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Yes, that sadly is the case. He's taller than me and stronger than me...and worst of all, he's older than me! That's right, I'm the younger brother, and the chef is my OLDER brother! So...trying to stand up to him or tell him that something is wrong with his cooking is just as dangerous as trying to stand up to the Incredible Hulk in his pure monster form!

(The entire audience bursts out laughing over Restaurant Manager Wilfred's older brother issues. After about 30 seconds, the burst of laughter from the entire audience dies down, and the scene continues to take place...)

Brain: But...but that's not right! (gets up from chair) Listen Mr. Wilfred sir, in life, you cant let other people push you around like that!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Even family members?

Brain: ESPECIALLY family members! Look, sometimes in life, you got to find the courage and assertiveness to draw the line and say "No! You're wrong!", and stick it to the man! You're the MANAGER of this restaurant, for crying out loud! If anything, you should be able to FORCE your brother to redo our dishes AND take disciplinary action! Now, are you a man or a mouse?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Sir...y-y-y-you're right! (pounds fist on table) I'm a man, just like every other male out there! I might be the younger, but I'm the RESTAURANT MANAGER here, and I will stand up to my brother, and get your food redone!

Brain: Good, Mr. Wilfred! Real good! Now, do the right thing and call him out here! (sits back down in his chair)

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Alright! (turns around and faces the kitchen doors on the back wall panel of the setting) Uh...brother?! We got some customer complaints! Come on out here!

(The kitchen double doors swing open very fast, and a male African-American ensemble actor dressed up as the Restaurant Chef steps out into the setting. The actor playing the chef is taller than Restaurant Manager Wilfred, and he is slightly muscularly built. The Restaurant Chef closes the doors behind him, walks over to the table where Pinky and Brain are seated. As this all happens, all of the other Restaurant Servers and Restaurant Customers (both adults and children), stop what they are doing and look over at the situation...)

Restaurant Chef: Alright, what's the problem!? I got dozens of dishes to prepare, and I CANNOT be wasting my time right now!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Now listen here, brother! All my life, I have been pushed around and bossed around by you! Now, today, I'm standing up to you...(points to Restaurant Chef's face) And you're going to listen to me! These dishes that you prepared have flaws and you MUST redo their dishes right now! (points to said dishes)

Restaurant Chef (stomps left foot): WHAT?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Yes, you moron! The steamed carrot sticks on the prawn dish are limp, and the cheese in the macaroni and cheese is stringy! And right now, you are going to FIX THESE DISHES OR ELSE I'LL FIRE YOU AND KICK OUT OF THIS RESTAURANT! SO, FIX THESE DISHES NOW YOU IDIOT!

(The entire audience cheers and claps very loudly for Restaurant Manager Wilfred standing up for himself. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping from the entire audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place...)

Restaurant Chef (stares down Restaurant Manager Wilfred): YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred (scared): Uh...y-y-y-y-yes? (cowers in fear)

Restaurant Chef (grabs Restaurant Manager Wilfred by the neck): LISTEN YOUNGER BROTHER! I WORKED HARDER THAN YOU EVER DID IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE! I DIDN'T GET TO BECOME THE CHEF OF OUR RESTURANT BY NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT COOKING, WHATSOEVER!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred (struggling): Please...l-l-l-let me g-g-g-go...

Restaurant Chef (let's go of Restaurant Manager Wilfred): DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred (panting): Yes...I...understand...brother...(turns to Brain) Sorry, but I can't...

Brain (gives Restaurant Manager Wilfred a look as if to say "Don't back down, now! Have the last word!")

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Well...actually...I can! (turns back around and faces Restaurant Manager Wilfred) You know what?! I...I...I HATE YOU! YOU'RE THE WORST BROTHER I HAVE EVER HAD! You're big, strong, abusive, and A BIG JERK! As a matter of fact...I...I...I QUIT! (punches Restaurant Chef in the stomach)

Restaurant Chef (doesn't get affected by the punch and angrily stares down Restaurant Manager Wilfred): YOU DARE HIT ME?!

Restaurant Manager Wilfred: Uh oh...(turns to Pinky and Brain) Sorry, but I'm out of here! (runs off, screaming like a girl, exiting stage right)

Restaurant Chef: Ugh, the nerve of my brother...standing up to me like that. (folds arms) Now, about these minor complaints of yours...(stares directly at Brain) I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID FOOD PROBLEMS! EITHER YOU EAT IT...(points to the left side of the stage) THEN YOU CAN JUST GET YOUR SORRY LITTLE BUTTS OUT OF THIS RESTAURANT!

Brain (gets up from his seat again): NO! Listen, we are PAYING customers, and he have every RIGHT to voice our complaints! (points to Pinky) And my friend and I are NOT leaving this restaurant!

Restaurant Chef: Oh, is that so?

Brain: Yes, that is so! We're not leaving and we want our food redone!

Restaurant Chef: Oh...well, in that case...(reaches into his left pocket) If you don't leave willingly...(pulls out a sharp meat cleaver) I WILL CHOP YOU INTO PIECES!

Brain (gasps): Pinky...on my signal...RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

(At that moment, both Pinky and Brain try to run off to the right, but before they can, the Restaurant Chef grabs both of their tails, preventing them from running very far at all...)

Restaurant Chef: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WON'T ESCAPE THIS PUNISHMENT, YOU STUPID MICE! (raises meat clever) NOW, TO START BY CUTTING OFF YOUR TAILS AND...

(Before the Restaurant Chef could finish his sentence or say anything else, one of the random male restaurant customers runs up behind the chef and pulls him back, causing him to release Pinky and the Brain's tails. As this all happens, the Restaurant Servers all get scared and run out of view to the left, exiting stage left...)

Restaurant Servers: Uh oh...WE'RE OUT OF HERE! (exits stage left very quickly)

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: Hey, leave them alone, mister!

Restaurant Chef (facing random male Restaurant Customer): YOU DARE INTERRUPUT MY PUNISHMENT!?

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: Yes, I am! You leave them alone! They were just voicing their complaints, and they have every right to do so!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 1 (gets up and approaches the scene): Yeah, if they have problems with their food, be a good chef, and FIX THEM!

Random Little Boy 1 (stands up): Do what is right, sir!

Random Little Boy 2 (pounds fists on table): Fix those dishes!

Random Little Girl 1 (tosses napkin at Restaurant Chef): YEAH, FIX THEM NOW!

Random Little Girl 2 (pounds fists on table): FIX THE DISHES! FIX THE DISHES!

All Other Restaurant Customers (hold fists up in the air): YEAH!

Brain: Oh, don't even bother, you murderers moron chef! My friend and I aren't going to dine at a restaurant where the chef TRIES TO KILL YOU WITH A MEAT CLEAVER! (grabs Pinky's right arm) Come now, Pinky. We shall go get food elsewhere!

Pinky (tries to release his arm from Brain's grip): But I'm hungry, Brain! Narf! Can we just get our meals to go, at least?

Brain: No, Pinky! We're leaving this establishment now and that's all there is to it! (drags Pinky to the right side of the restaurant)

Restaurant Chef: NO! NOT ON MY WATCH! (whistles loudly) COOKS, GET OUT HERE!

(The double kitchen doors swing open once again, and this time, about 10 ensemble members dressed up as Restaurant Cooks rushed into view, each rushing over to the area of the scene unfolding. After the last Restaurant Cook enters the setting, he closes the door behind him, and rushes over to where all of the other Restaurant Cooks were gathered. Pinky and Brain still stood on the right side of the stage, looking terrified at what is to come...)

Restaurant Cooks (smug): YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! COOKS...(points to Pinky and Brain) ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

(All of the Restaurant Cooks reach into their pockets and pull out very sharp chef's knives, holding them up high above them...)

Brain: Pinky...this doesn't look good...(gulps)

Pinky (says nothing but cowers behind Brain)

(However, before the Restaurant Cooks and Restaurant Chef could even step forward one foot, the male and female Restaurant Customers, Random Little Boys, and Random Little Boys from before, along with 3 more male and 2 more female Restaurant Customers all march forward and stand in front of the Restaurant Cooks and Restaurant Chef, blocking their way...)

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2: Not so fast, Chef!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 3: If you want to hurt those mice...(balls up fists) Then you got to get through me!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 4 (holds up a fist to Restaurant Chef's face): And me!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 2 (holds up both fists): Me too!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 3 (aims folded-up umbrella at Restaurant Chef's face): Me three!

Random Little Boy 1: You're all bastards!

Random Little Boy 2: Yeah, that's all you cooks are!

Random Little Girl 1: Leave the mice alone, dirty fools!

Random Little Girl 2: Yeah, get back!

Brain (rushes out of view to the right): Come on, Pinky! Let's go! (exits stage right)

Pinky: Right behind you, Brain! (follows Brain) Narf! (exits stage right)

Restaurant Chef: HA! I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, MORONS! IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, WE SHALL FIGHT! COOKS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

(And with this small "war" being declared, some suspenseful action music begins to play in the background. As it does, the 2 children, and the group of Random Restaurant Customers all begin attacking each other. The Restaurant Customers attack the Restaurant Cooks and Chef in various ways, from whacking them with plates and drinking glasses, to whacking them with chairs and candlesticks, and even kicking them in their groins. The random kids take part in the fight against the Restaurant Cooks by kicking them in the groin, punching them in the shins, knocking over entire tables onto cooks who were already down on the floor in pain. and slapping them in the face. As this entire fight goes on, the Restaurant Host enters stage left, and pauses in shock upon seeing the commotion...)

Restaurant Host (drops stack of menus in shock): What the?! What is going on?! (looks left and right frantically) I better go get the police! (runs out of view on the left, exiting stage left)

(The fight between the Restaurant Chef, the Restaurant Cooks, and the Restaurant Customers (adults and children) continues to occur, with most of the Restaurant Cooks being tossed onto the ground and being whacked in the face by chairs, plates, silverware, drinking glasses, potted plants, random light fixtures, framed photos, and other various items from within the restaurant. About 5 Random Restaurant Customers were surrounding Restaurant Chef in a circle, giving him more beatings than the other Restaurant Cooks. Suddenly, 2 actors dressed up as police officers run into view from the right, led by the frantic Restaurant Host...)

Restaurant Host: There's the chaos officers! (points to entire scene) Please stop this madness! I...I...I CAN'T EVEN BARE TO WATCH IT ANYMORE! (rushes out of view to the right, exiting stage right)

Policer Officer 1: Don't worry, sir! We got this under control! (rushes around the crowd and stands at the back-center area of the setting, facing the fighting crowd of people) Attention everyone, seize this fighting at once! This is the "Burbank Police Department"!

(However, the massive fight between the Restaurant Chef, the Restaurant Cooks, and the Restaurant Customers continues to occur, and no one listens to or even acknowledges the officer's presence…)

Police Officer 2: Uh, you didn't get their attention...

Police Officer 1: You don't think I know that?!

Police Officer 2: Want me to fire my gun in the air?! That usually gets anyone's attention!

Police Officer 1: No way, no how! That'll hurt everyone's ears! And, there are children here!

Police Officer 2 (folds arms): I supposed you don't have a better idea for getting everybody's attention?

Police Officer 1: Oh, I sure do! (folds arms) But...you better cover your ears first.

Police Officer 2: Uh...okay...(plugs ears with fingers) Do what you must do!

Police Officer 1 (nods): Here I go! (breaths in and then screams) SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

(As Police Officer 1 screams this, all of the Random Restaurant Customers (both adults and children), the Restaurant Cooks, and Restaurant Chef stop the entire fight, and look up and over at the police officer. As they do, the suspenseful action music stops playing in the background. As it does, the entire audience cheers and laughs for this moment parodying the movie, "The Kindergarten Cop" from Police Officer 1. After about 30 seconds, the cheering and laughter from the audience dies down, and the scene continues to take place...)

Police Officer 1: Thank you for your attention! (places hands on his hips) Now, this is the "Burbank Police Department"!

Police Officer 2: We got a call here for a massive fight!

Police Officer 1: Now, we want to know who started the fight in the first place! (lowers hands)

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: Officers, this chef here...(points to restaurant Cook) tried to hurt and kill 2 customers with a meat cleaver!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2: Right on all counts, I saw the whole thing!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 3: Me too! He was crazy!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 4: And it was all over him getting criticism on his food!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 1: And instead of redoing the food, like a NORMAL chef would, he refused, and tried to kill them with a meat cleaver!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 2: He's a crazy chef!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 3: Not crazy! More like, mentally insane!

Random Little Boy 1: He was so mean and nasty!

Random Little Boy 2: He needs to be put away!

Random Little Girl 1: And the other chefs tried to hurt the customers, too!

Random Little Girl 2: This chef called them over to help him like soldiers of an army!

Police Officer 1 (looks over at a beaten and bruised Restaurant Chef): Sir, is this all true?! (makes way through crowd and approaches Restaurant Chef)

Restaurant Chef (coughs and gets up): Well...y-y-yes, BUT...I had good reasons for it!

Police Officer 2 (approaches Restaurant Chef): And what type of reasons would that be? (folds arms)

Restaurant Chef: The customers in question complained about their food being not so good, and I don't like it when customers COMPLAIN ABOUT MY FOOD!

Police Officer 1: That's no excuse for trying to kill 2 customers, sir! (pulls out handcuffs)

Police Officer 2: And for that, you're under arrest!

Restaurant Chef: W-W-W-W-WHAT?! (looks shocked)

Police Officer 1: That's right sir...(forces Restaurant Chef's arms behind his back): You're under arrest for attempted murder! (snaps handcuffs on Restaurant Chef's wrist) Let's go...(grabs Restaurant Chef's left arm) You're off to jail for a LONG time sir...(begins to escort Restaurant Chef out of view towards the right side of the stage)

Restaurant Chef (Struggling to get away, but to no avail): NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME GO! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! THIS IS NOT FAIR! I CAN'T TAKE COMPLAINTS! THIS IS UNFAIR JUSTICE, OFFICERS! PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Police Officer 2: You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, the court will assign one to you. (grabs the Restaurant Chef's right arm)

Restaurant Chef: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS NOT FAIR! LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAAAAAAAAAAAAIR! (cries and screams)

Police Officer 1 (looks over at other Restaurant Cooks): So, who else wants to be arrested today?! (grins) Well? Any takers?

Restaurant Cooks: Uh...NO! Uh...no thank you! (runs out of view to the left, exiting stage left)

Police Officer 1 (nods): I thought so! Well, have a nice evening everyone! (exits stage right with Police Officer 1 and a struggling Restaurant Chef)

(As the Restaurant Chef continues to cry and scream over his arrest, the 2 Police Officers drag him out of view on the right, exiting stage right in the process. The Restaurant Customers (both adults and children) cheer and clapped for the arrest. After about 30 seconds, the cheering from all of the Restaurant Customers died down, and the scene continues to take place...)

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: Well, at least that mess is over and done with.

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2: But now...(examines the mess of the dinning room) This place is a mess!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 3: I wouldn't even let my DOG eat in here!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 4: Yeah, its a shambles in here!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 1: Oh well, we can just go somewhere else!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 2: Yeah, no one wants to eat in a dump!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 3: Oh, hey, I got an idea! Let's all go to the nearby "McDonald's"! Dinner is on me!

All Restaurant Customers: YEAH!

Random Little Boy 1: You know, that mouse who got angry had the GUTS to stand up for himself!

Random Little Boy 2: Yeah, he would make a great king!

Random Little Girl 1: No , he would make a great president of the United States!

Random Little Girl 2: Actually, he'd make a great Emperor!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: No...even better, children...he should be the LEADER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!

All Restaurant Customers (raise their fists up in the air): YEAH!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2: Man, I don't know where we went, but if he was here right now, I would make him the World Ruler in an instant!

Random Female Restaurant Customer 1: We might not know where he is right now, but I hope out there, he continues to stick up for himself! Who's with me on that!?

All Restaurant Customers (raise their fists up in the air): WE ARE! YEAH!

(With that being said, the stage lights shinning above the back and center area of the stage dim, and some more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, a front façade wall panel (with built-in automatic sliding glass entry/exit double doors) resembling the exterior wall of a large big box toy store called "Toys B We" (an obvious parody of "Toys R Us) comes down a few feet away from the front area of the stage, concealing the entire restaurant setting behind it. Above the automatic sliding entry/exit doors are the words "Toys B We" lit up in colorful neon lights. As the front façade wall panel comes down into its position, the lights shinning above the front area of the stage come back on. As they do, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the Narrator enters stage left, stands in the front-center area of the stage, faces the entire audience and begins to narrate to the audience once again...)

Narrator: Now, after leaving the "Ma Passion" restaurant, both Pinky and Brain changed out of their suits, and went over to a local "McDonalds" for dinner. (turns page) Both mice partook in a "Big Mac" with extra cheese, a larger order of French fries, and a large soda, before disposing of their trash, and heading over to find another thing to do for fun on this night. (turns page) Now, a major toy store in the Burbank city area was "Toys B We", a very popular chain of big box toy stores that have been around since it's founding in 1948 after the ending of World War II. (turns page) Now, Pinky and Brain took a bus to the nearest one, and...

(Suddenly, before the Narrator could continue speaking, "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!", his watch beeped. He paused reading, closed the book, tucked the book underneath this left arm, and looked down at the watch on his left wrist...)

Narrator (looks down at his watch) Oh, perfect timing! (looks up again) This is the time when the doctor said I can take this nose bandage off! (points to the bandage still on his nose) So, I'll just go ahead and do that...(carefully peels the bandage off of his nose) There we go...all healed! (places bandage into his left pocket) Now, let me just continue this narration...(takes out book and opens it) Now, where were we...Ah, there we go! (clears throat and begins to read from book again) Now, as I was saying before, Pinky and Brain took a bus to the nearest one, and upon getting off the bus at the bus stop nearby, made their way towards the entrance door. (turns page) And while Brain expected this to be a simple setting shopping trip, little did they know, that once again...it too would go wrong and NOT go as they plan! (exits stage left)

(As the Narrator exits stage left, both Pinky and Brain enter stage left, no longer wearing their suits from earlier, and have no clothing on this time. As they enter stage left, they both approach the entry door built-in to the wall panel façade...)

Pinky: Oh, I just LOVE the toy store, Brain! Narf!

Brain: Yes Pinky, I'm sure you do. (nods) Anyways, I thinking evening shopping will make up for that...unsatisfactory experience we had back there at that restaurant. (shivers) I can barley even think about it anymore since we nearly had our tails cut off back there...(stands in front of sliding entry door)

Pinky: Oh, what are we going to buy, Brain?! Narf! Zort! (stands behind Brain)

Brain (shrugs): Honestly, I have no idea, Pinky. I wasn't think about that until you brought it up just now...(rubs chin) Hmmm...let me think...(stops rubbing his chin) Oh well, I guess we can figure it out once we get inside.

(The automatic sliding entry door slides open. Once it does, Brain steps inside through it, and then ushers for Pinky to follow him inside...)

Brain: Come now, Pinky...and please, don't get your tail caught in the door like you always do. (disappears from view)

Pinky: Right behind you, Brain! Narf! (steps in through the door and disappears behind the wall panel)

(As Pinky disappears behind the front façade wall panel with Brain, the automatic sliding door automatically slides shut. As it does, the stage lights shinning above the front area of the stage dim. As they do, some more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the front façade wall panel rises up, revealing a setting resembling the inside of the "Toys B We" toy store behind it. The setting resembling the inside of the store comes complete with two large 10-foot wide 6-leveled shelves facing each other diagonally while positioning in a triangle shape, and with the narrow passage way towards the back area of the stage. The setting also has a back wall panel resembling the back of the store with more toy-stocked shelves painted on it, as well as advertisement posters for new toys that are on sale. Very high above the new setting are some commercial store lighting fixtures, completing the setting of the inside of the toy store. Some ensemble members (adults only this time) are dressed up as both Random Customers and Store Employees, spread out around the setting, pretending to browse items and help customers find things that they need. As the new setting is revealed, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the stage lights shinning over the front area of the stage come back on. As they do, both Pinky and Brain enter stage left, and the very next scene continues to take place...)

Brain: Ah, now this is just as good as a meal, Pinky...a shopping trip! Yes, it might be at a toy store, but the sophisticated clothing stores were closed at this hour!

Pinky: Well, I love toy stores anyways! Narf!

Brain (nods): Yes Pinky, you do...now, what can we find here to browse and then buy? (looks left and right)

Pinky (notices a small selection of doll clothing on the right 10-leveled shelf on the 5th level): Oh, here's a suit I have been meaning to look for! Narf! (grabs the plastic box with a nice black and white tuxedo inside)

Brain (walks over and sees what Pinky is holding): Pinky, are you interested in this?

Pinky: Oh, I sure am! Narf! (examines item some more) But, I want to see how it fits on me...

Brain (nods): Good idea, Pinky. (looks to the left and notices an actress dressed up as a Store Employee named Claire) Pardon me, miss.

Store Employee Claire (turns around): Hmmm? (walks over to where Pinky and Brain are standing)

Brain (points to Pinky): My friend would like to tray on this suit before buying it. Can you open the package so we can do that? (takes package from Pinky and hands it to Store Employee Clare)

Store Employee Claire: Oh...well, its a little unusual, but I don't see why not. (grabs package and begins to open it up)

(Suddenly, an actor dressed up as the Toy Store Manager named Bill enters stage left, notices what Store Employee Claire is doing, and stomps over to where she is very angrily...)

Toy Store Manager Bill: What do you think you're doing, Claire?! (rips package out of Store Employee Claire's hands) You can't just rip open the doll clothing packages!

Store Employee Claire (very timid): But sir, the customer...(points to Brain) wanted me to...

Toy Store Manager Bill (interrupting Store Employee Claire): I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTED! The next time you do that...(points to Store Employee Claire) YOU'RE FIRED! (tosses package onto the floor)

(Over on the far-right side of the setting, 2 ensemble actors playing Random Toy Store Employees look up from their job of sorting superhero action figures...)

Random Store Employee 1: What's going on?

Random Store Employee 2 (sighs and looks scared): The boss is yelling again!

Brain (looks up at Toy Store Manager Bill): Again?! Is this the way you treat your valued employees?! No wonder you can't find good service anymore! If every time a clerk tries to help a customer, she gets yelled at...well...y-you people...(points to Other Store Employees nearby) shouldn't put up with this! You ought to organize! Form a union! (raises a fist up in the air) Stand up to your boss!

(As Brain says this little speech of his, the 2 Random Store Employees from before, as well as 3 more additional Random Store Employees gather around the spot where Pinky and Brain are, listening to what he has to say...)

Toy Store Manager Bill: Listen you little guy, THIS I DON'T need right now! (points to Brain) You're...

Brain (interrupting Toy Store Manager Bill): Out of here!? FINE! My friend and I will take our business elsewhere! Somewhere where we can be treated like customers and with RESPECT, TOO!

Toy Store Manager Bill (laughs): And where on Earth are you two stupid men going to find a place that sells toys like here?! (folds arms)

Brain (grins): Well, there is "Wal-Mart" store nearby...and a "Target" store...and a "Sears" complex...there's also a "K-Mart" nearby...oh, and don't forget the nearby "Best Buy" store! (folds arm) So there! HAHA! (grabs Pinky by the left arm) Come now, Pinky. Let's go to a competitor store! (walks towards the far left side of the stage) I'm sure they'll show us more respect as customers than this place ever will! (exits stage left)

Pinky (nods): Following right behind you, Brain! Narf! (exits stage left)

(The entire audience cheers and claps very loudly for Brain beating Toy Store Manager at his own game. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping from the audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place...)

Toy Store Manager Bill (looks desperate): No, wait! (rushes over to the left side of the stage) I-I-I-I-I'll give a 50% d-d-d-d-discount! (waves) Please come back! I'm sorry, I swear! (sighs and looks down) Ugh, I...I can't believe that just happened...I just cost this store not one but TWO customers! (turns around and walks over to the group of Random Store Employees and Store Employee Claire) Well...what are you looking at?! GET BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU!

Random Toy Store Employee 1: Yes sir...wait, as a matter of fact...NO!

Toy Store Manager Bill: Wait, what?! EXCUSE ME?! I SIGN YOUR PAYCHECKS HERE, AND IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOBS, I SUGGEST THAT YOU...

Random Toy Store Employee 1: I SAID NO! (marches up to Toy Store Manager Bill and stares him down) We're not doing anymore work until you treat us better!

Toy Store Employee Claire (marches up to Toy Store Manager Bill): Yeah, that's right!

Toy Store Manager Bill (now visibly shaken): Now w-w-wait a minute C-Can't we work something out?!

Random Toy Store Employee 2: Who was that little guy anyway? (rubs his chin) We should get him to organize our union! (stops rubbing his chin)

Toy Store Employee Claire (turns to face the other Store Employees): He'd make a great leader!

Random Toy Store Employee 3: Yeah, I'd follow him anywhere!

Random Toy Store Employee 4: Hey, I got an idea! Let's go outside and go on strike until we better treatment!

All Random Toy Store Employees (raising fists up in the air): YEAH!

(And with that being said, all of the Random Store Employees march out of view to the left, exiting stage left. As this all occurred, Toy Store Manager Bill looked very desperate, as he got down on his knees and begged like a crying child...)

Toy Store Manager Bill (gets down on his knees): W-W-W-Wait guys, come on! W-We can work something out! I promise! Please, come on back! (cries suddenly) Please come back...I didn't mean anything that I said or done in the past! (covers his eyes) Please...(continues crying)

(As Toy Store Manager Bill continued to cry, the lights shinning over the front area of the stage dim. As they did, the same façade wall panel resembling the exterior of the "Toys B We" store from before (complete with the automatic sliding entry/exit doors built-into it) comes down a few feet away from the front area of the stage, concealing the entire toy store interior setting behind it. As the façade wall panel comes down into position, the lights shinning above the front area of the stage come back on, and the scene continues to take place. As it does, the stage lights above the front area of the stage come back on. As they do, both Pinky and Brain exit through the wall panel via the automatic sliding glass door...)

Brain: I can't believe what just happened in there. (sighs) Pinky, I give up at this point. You may pick our next recreational activity. (exits stage left)

Pinky: Oh, jolly idea, Brain! Narf! And I got just the thing for us both to do for fun! Narf! (exits stage left)

(As both Pinky and Brain exit stage left, the group of Random Toy Store Employees exited through the automatic sliding glass door, and walked over to the far right side of the stage. As they did this, Random Male Restaurant Customer 1 and Random Male Restaurant Customer 2 from the previous restaurant scene enters stage right..)

Toy Store Employee Claire: Hey! (walks over to Random Male Restaurant Customer 1): Have you seen a little guy with really big ears?

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: No, but we want him to run for office!

Random Toy Store Employee 1: Yeah, he should run the country! (raises a fist in the air)

Toy Store Employee Claire: No...even better...he should lead the world!

Random Toy Store Employee 2: YEAH!

Random Toy Store Employee 3: Now THAT'S an idea that should be enforced right now!

Random Toy Store Employee 4: Who else is in, guys?!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2: Let's say it all together! WHO'S WITH ME!?

All Toy Store Employees and both Restaurant Customers (chanting in unison): YEAH! RULE THE WORLD! RULE THE WORLD! WE NEED HIM TO RULE THE WORLD! (raise fists up in the air)

(And with that being said, the stage lights shinning over the front area of the stage dim. As they do, the ensemble actors playing the Random Toy Store employees and the 2 Random Male Restaurant Customers secretly exit stage right. As they did, some more transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the entire façade wall panel resembling the exterior of the "Toys B We" store rises up out of view again, revealing the interior of "ACME Labs" once again (but minus the mouse cage). The setting contains the usual back wall panel resembling the wall of the lab with an oversized window built into it, several oversized beakers and test tubes on racks, an oversized microscope, a stack of oversized glass sides, and in the very center of the setting, a large mountain of hardened rigid expanding foam resembling a large mound of mashed potatoes, expanding 7 feet high an 10 feet wide, with the edges getting lower via slopes on the sides. Pinky and Brain are seen on the top of this mound of "mashed potatoes". As this set transition nears completion, the Narrator enters stage left and stands in the front-center area of the stage. As he does, a spotlight shines on him. As it does, the Narrator opens his book, and continues to narrate to the entire audience once again...)

Narrator: After another bus ride back to "ACME Labs", Pinky chose his idea of an evening recreational activity...getting a whole truckload of potatoes delivered to the lab, and creating a potato Fairyland! (turns page) But while Pinky was having all of the fun, Brain was down on himself, looking and feeling very doubtful of himself. (exits stage left)

(As the Narrator exits stage left, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the stage lights shinning above the front area of the stage come back on. As they do, the next scene begins to take place...)

Pinky (points to the left): And this is where the Queen Fairy has her throne! (points to the right) And this is the Grand Ballroom! I couldn't make it any bigger, though. The mashed potatoes began to fall form the ceiling! (looks left and right) Brain? Brain?

Brain (looking depressed): Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, brain...(sits down next to Pinky) But will they let the Cranberry Duchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?

(The entire audience bursts out laughing over Pinky's funny line over the Cranberry Duchess. After about 30 seconds, the loud bursting of laughter from the entire audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place...)

Brain: No Pinky...(shakes head) Its no wonder I can't take over the world. I don't even know how to enjoy a night off!

(Suddenly, the lights shinning over the front, center, and front area of the stage dim. As they do, an actor playing and dressed up as News Reporter Tom enters stage right, holding a portable microphone in front of him. As he enters stage left, some news station music begins to play in the background. As it doe News Reporter Tom stands in the front-center area of the stage. As he does, a spot light shines over him, and he begins to speak while holding the microphone in front of his chin area...)

News Reporter Tom: Hello viewers and this is "Burbank Action News at 9:00pm"! My name is Tom, and right now, breaking news as people all over town are looking for someone they describe as a small large-headed figure with big ears! I'm joined right now by a few people who really need this person right now more than ever! (looks to the left) You sir, come on over here! (smiles)

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1 (enters stage left): Yes sir? (walks over to New Reporter Tom)

News Reporter Tom (holds out microphone): Sir, what do you have to say about this person right now?

Random Male Restaurant Customer 1: He's a natural-born leader!

Random Male Restaurant Customer 2 (enters stage left): I got something to say, too! (walks up to New Reporter Tom) He fights for what's right!

News Reporter Tom (holds microphone in front his chin are again): Nobody knows what happened to this feisty diminutive fellow who in one night, seems to have inspired people all across the city, to take charge of their lives, and up for themselves! (sighs) Perhaps we'll never see him again, but at least he touched our lives for a moment! (nods) This is Tom of "Burbank Action News at 9:00pm", now signing off!

(The spotlight shinning above News Reporter Tom dims. As it does, the news station music stops playing in the background. As it does, News Reporter Tom, and the 2 Random Male Restaurant Customers all exit stage left. As they do, the lights shinning above the front, center, and back area of the stage all come back on. As they do, the scene continues to take place...)

Brain (turns to face Pinky): I don't know why you put up with me, Pinky. Let's face it, I'm a failure...(looks down and sighs)

Pinky (faces Brain): Brain...I put up with you because...well, I care about you as a friend. You're my o-only friend out there, and well...I do what I can to help you take over the world...even if I make mistakes most of the time. And...as you're friend, I'm loyal to you and you alone. Narf!

Brain (looks up): Y-You mean it, Pinky? You really stick around and put up with me because you're a loyal friend to me?

Pinky: Of course I do, Brain...

(Suddenly, some very emotional music begins to play in the background. As it did, Pinky began to sang the very next musical number of the show...)

Pinky (singing): Oh Brain, you're my only friend...

And I couldn't live without you...

Because as you can,

You know everything around me,

That I don't knoooooooooooow!

Brain, you have the large head,

The contains your large Brain...

And as you can see,

You're my good frieeeeeeeeeeeend!

We travel around the world together...

Trying to take over the world,

And even if we both fail,

You always plan to plan another scheeeeeeeeeme!

No matter how tough your schemes can be,

In terms of planning it all out...

I know that you're name is Brain,

And its because that you are so brave and smaaaaaaaaart...

And in terms of planning out your plans,

You always try to keep out mistakes...

But if they fail,

You don't give up,

And you're ready to always try again...

And that is why,

Brain,

That you're my frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeend.

The only thing that would get in the way,

Of such a friendship like ours...

Is if you said something really bad,

Or did something to me that really hurt...

So that is why...

Brain I think of you...

As a very...good...

FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! (hugs Brain)

(The emotional music stops playing in the background. As it does, Pinky's emotional sound ends. As it ends, the entire audience cheers and claps very loudly, while some audience members shed tears and cry to themselves. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping from the entire audience dies down. As it does, the scene continues to take place...)

Brain (moved by Pinky's song): T-Thanks, Pinky...I-I appreciate it...I really do...(sighs)

Pinky (reaches behind his back): Here, Brain! (pulls out crown made out of mashed potatoes) You can be KING OF THE FARIES! (places crown on Brain's head)

Brain (looks up): Thank you, Pinky. (gets a determined look on his face) I'll need all the encouragement I can get to muster my self-confidence for tomorrow night! (grins and clutches 2 fists)

Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

Brain: Have fun the only way I know how...(stands up and points right index finger into the air) By trying to take over the world!

(And with that being said, the stage lights shinning over the front, center, and back area of the stage dim. As they do, some transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the entire mountain of mashed potatoes splits in 2 and the 2 halves slide out of view on the left and right side of the stage. As they do, both Pinky and Brain climb down from the 2 halves of the mashed potato mountain, and walk over to the center area of the stage. As they do, Brain takes off his crown and tosses it off to the left, making it disappear from view. As he does, a large oversized computer screen and keyboard slide into view from the left, and a large oversized printer slides into view from the right, both stopping in the center area of the stage. As the computer screen, keyboard, and printer finally get into position, the set transition completes. As it does, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the Narrator enters stage left, stands in the center of the stage, and a spotlight shines down on him. As it does, he pulls out his book, opens it back up, and begins to narrate to the entire audience once again...)

And that was the conclusion of Scene 8 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! And it seems that...well, Pinky and Brain's night off didn't really go as it was originally planned. You see, due to Brain's PERFECTLY REASONABLE complaints about both the fancy restaurant's service and toy store's policy's, both he and Pinky got deciding to leave both locations. So, he and Pinky just did Pinky's potato idea, and there was even a nice friendship song from Pinky to Brain about being there and loyal to each other. And this was the ONE time people wanted Brain to take over and control the world, but due to the dramatic irony of Brain wanting to take a night off, that all unfortunately didn't happen! And the song from both mice was based off of the song, "Somewhere That's Green" from the popular Broadway musical, "Little Shop Of Horrors". Well, it's time for us all to move on to Scene 9 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!