Hello again, everyone! Once again, even during this very difficult time of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and recent surges of confirmed cases, I'm still back. And I'm back with Scene 10 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! In the previous scene, you were all introduced Snowball made his Broadway musical appearance, all in a great makeup and costume design for bringing him to life. In this scene, Brain will come up with a plan on how to stop Snowball from stealing his chain letter plan to take over the world. Let's home Brain's plan to do this is a good one! And yes, there will be a song in this scene! Now, let's all sit back, relax, turn off our electronic devices, and begin Scene 10 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story!
Narrator: Now, with Snowball having revealed that he stole Brain's chain letter domination plan, Brain new that he had to do one thing and one thing only at this point...(turns page) Ironically, he had to foil his own original plan in order to stop Snowball. (turns page) You see, he had to do what he could to SAVE the world, so that he he could be the one to take over the world himself later on. (turns page) And Brain had a very...well...interesting idea to do it...(exits stage left)
Brain (sighs): I thought he'd never leave. (shakes head)
Pinky (sniffs): Brain...while Snowball's song was very entertaining...(sniffs) The story within the song is so sad, Brain. Narf!
Brain (turns to face Pinky): Yes Pinky, but's not over. Snowball vowed revenge on humankind and only we can stop him! (turns around and walks over to the oversized compute) Come! We have work to do!
Pinky (follows Brain): Oh, right! Taking over the world and all...
Brain (stops walking): No Pinky...(turns around) Tonight, we must save the world!
Pinky (gasps): Egad Brain! Save the world?
Brain: YES! So it is available to take over tomorrow night! (stands in front of the oversized computer keyboard)
Pinky (stands next to Brain on the right): Its kind of ironic, isn't it, Brain?
Brain: What is, Pinky?
Pinky: Well, I mean you having to foil one of your very own plans! Usually they just sort of...foil all by themselves.
Brain (sarcastically): Thank you...be sure to put that in the book. Now, I have found, astonishingly, a weak link in this plan.
Pinky: Ooooooh, a weak link?!
Brain: Yes, Pinky. A weak link.
Pinky: And what is this weak link, Brain?
Brain (Clears throat): I will recite this plan to you Pinky...but in a way that a small-brained mouse like you would understand. (taps left foot) Someone out there, toss me a country music tune!
(Suddenly, some country music starts playing in the background. As it does, Brain faces the entire audience, steps forward a few feet, and begins to sing the next musical number of the show...)
Brain (singing): As you Pinky,
My plan relies on...
The "United States Postal Service"...
A service of the USA with very restrictive,
And frustrating hours of operation!
They typical don't mail anything on Sundays...
And of course, national holidays!
These holidays in include Thanksgiving and Christmas day...
And smaller ones like Easter and Independence Day!
However, since it's already late April...
We missed Easter Sunday,
And there are no more national holiday this month...(walks backwards over to the oversized keyboard and computer screen)
Unless...we...create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Yes, create...create a new holiday!
We got to create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Oh yeah, we must...
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
One that seems realistic and not out of place...
That everyone will believe actually exists!
This holiday, will close all the post offices...
As well as the "United States Postal Service" delivery service...(jumps on random keyboard keys, causing the computer screen to show several paper documents before showing a screen displaying the words "Execute" on it in red digital letters)
Which will of course,
Disrupt the chain reaction of Snowball's letters!
So, all I have to do is...
Create a new holiday!
Yes, create...create a new holiday!
We got to create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Oh yeah, we must...
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Pinky: But...what's the holiday, Brain? (confused; scratches head)
Brain (singing): The celebration of a national treasure, Pinky!
This holiday plan,
Will work in my favor!
It will be called..."Wink Martindale Day!"
And this plan is very simple...
And it will work in our favor!
yes, it will work!
Yeah, it will work!
Pinky, yes, it'll work!
It'll work!
It'll work!
And it'll work in our favor,
And defeat Snowball once in for all!
Pinky: Oh, I get it now, Brain! NARF!
Brain (singing): So, come on, Pinky!
We got no time to loose...
When this is over,
We will come up with a new plan...(jumps off of the keyboard and steps forward again)
To take over the world...
Take over the world!
Take over the world!
Take over the world!
Take over the world...
And this time, the new plan,
Will be totally Snowball-proof!
The world can still be...
And will be ours!
So...YES!
Pinky, we still got a chance!
Though this is a setback,
We will emerge from this stronger!
So, all we got to do is...
Create a new holiday!
Yes, create...create a new holiday!
We got to create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Oh yeah, we must...
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create a new holiday!
Create...a brand new...
HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
YES!
Create a new holiday, YES!
(The music stops playing in the background. As it does, the entire audience cheers very loudly. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping from the entire audience dies down. As it does, Brain steps back to where Pinky is, and the scene continues...)
Brain: Come now, Pinky...(grabs Pinky's left wrist) We got to make sure this plan doesn't fail! (drags Pinky over to the far left side of the stage, exiting stage left)
Pinky: Oh, okay Brain! NARF! (exits stage left)
(As both Pinky and Brain both exit stage left, a black backdrop comes down a few feet in front of the center area of the stage, concealing the entire "ACME Labs" interior setting behind it. As the banner comes down into position, some transitional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the stage lights above the front area of the stage dim. As they did, a large black vertical divider wall comes down in the center area in front of the black backdrop, splitting the next scene in 2 sides. Several piles of oversized sealed and stamped envelopes slid into view on the left side, as well as a massive oversized telephone with its large oversized receiver propped upward on the telephone's base. As the left side of the setting finishes transitioning, a metal desk with a swivel chair behind it rises up into view on the right side via a sliding trapdoor and a hydraulic lift. The metal desk has a regular telephone, a small stack of papers, a stapler, a rolodex, a few pens, and a table lamp on it. As the set transition for the right side finishes occurring, the lights shinning over the front area of the stage come back on, revealing Snowball typing some numbers on the oversized telephone on the left, and an actor dressed up as and playing Post Office Operator Jim is writing something on some paperwork on the right. As the lights come back on and reveal both Snowball and Post Office Operator Jim, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the next scene begins to take place...)
And that was the conclusion of the brief but well-written Scene 10 of Act 1 of brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! So, Brain, ironically having to ruin a plan for world domination for the first time, has to come up with a new American holiday to get the "United States Postal Service" to close for the day, therefore stopping the flow of mail, and the delivery of Snowball's chain letter scheme for world domination, which of course, as we know, he stole from Brain. And the song that was featured in this scene was based off of the real-life song "Chop to The Top" from the popular short-lived Broadway musical, "The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical"! And now, without anymore further delays, its time for us all to move on to Scene 11 of Act 1 of brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!