Pinky and The Brain: The Musical Chapter 12: Act 1, Scene 11, a pinky and the brain fanfic

Hello everyone, I'm back once again! And since I'm back once again, it's time for me to proudly present Scene 11 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! Yep, I'm still writing and going strong during this unprecedented health crisis of the COVID-19 pandemic. Now, in this scene, we will all find out for sure of Brain's last-minute plan to create a new American holiday will do what Brain expects it will do and disrupt the flow of Snowball's stolen chain letters, therefore foiling his evil plan to take over the world before Brain does! And yes, there will be another musical number in this scene! So, without any more further delays, let's all sit just back, relax, and begin Scene 11 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!

Snowball (pushing buttons on the oversized phone): Ugh, this is unacceptable! The stupid delivery people from the post office haven't picked up my mail yet as scheduled! Seriously, the "United States Postal Service" needs to up its game, if you know what I'm saying! (finishes pushing buttons) Ah, perfect...

(The massive oversize phone begins to ring. Over on the right side, the telephone on the desk begins to ring as well. Post Office Operator Jim looks up from his paperwork, puts down his pen, and sighs...)

Post Office Operator Jim (sighs): Ugh, another complaint...(grabs the receiver and picks it up, placing it up against his left ear) Post Office, this is Jim speaking! How can I help you today?

Snowball: Yes, FINALLY! (walks over to and stands near the massive oversized upright-standing receiver) Yes, uh...hello. Why haven't you picked up my mail yet!?

Post Office Operator Jim: What kind of American are you?! Its a national holiday!

Snowball (eyes widen): A what?!

Post Office Operator Jim: Yeah, its Wink Martindale Day!

Snowball (folds arms): Wink Martindale Day!?

Post Officer Operator Jim: Yeah...well, except for Arizona, that is.

Snowball: B-But I need my mail picked and up shipped RIGHT NOW! SO, I DEMAND YOU SEND SOMEONE OUT HERE OR ELSE YOU CAN KISS MY TAXPAYING MONKEY GOODBYE!

Post Office Operator Jim: Woah, don't you DARE raise your voice with me, sir! First of all, I could care LESS about your taxpayer money, since one person not paying isn't going to be a big deal for the "United States Postal Service"! And second of all, EVERYONE is inconvenienced, sir! You are not the only one suffering mail delivery delays! Heck, even President Bill Clinton is suffering and cannot get letters out to his extended family right now!

(The entire audience bursts out laughing very loudly over Post Office Operator Jim's outburst and reference to Bill Clinton. After about 30 seconds, the loud laughter from the entire audience dies down, and the scene continues with Post Office Operator Jim's remaining dialogue...)

Post Office Operator Jim: So, show some respect to me, and remember who you're dealing with on the other end of this call!

Snowball (begins acting desperate): B-B-B-But I n-need my letters s-s-shipped out n-n-now! P-Please sir...can't you make an exception?!

Post Office Operator Jim: Tough luck, pal! Try again tomorrow, you fool! (slams the receiver down and hangs up)

(At this point, the stage lights shining above the right half of the stage dim, and the desk with all of its items on it, along with the swivel chair and Post Office Operator Jim sitting in it, disappear below the stage via sliding trapdoor and hydraulic lift. As they do, the large black vertical divider all rises up out of view. Then, the scene continues to take place...)

Snowball: What the?! (kicks large oversized phone receiver over) Argh! Since when on Earth is there a...(eyes widen) Wait...I know who did this...B-Brain! Brain...BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN! So, you think you can stop my plan by creating a new national holiday?! Oh, we'll just see about that! You...will...PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Suddenly, some dramatic evil suspenseful music begins to play in the background. As it does, Snowball looks towards the entire audience and begins to sing the very next musical number of the show...)

Snowball (singing): So, Brain thought he would interfere...

With an evil plan that I stole from here!

He thinks because we're two different species...

That him, being a mouse...

Is so much smarter than me!

But I will tell you what...(steps forward and clenches fists)

That he messed with the wrong hamster,

And that I'm not so stupid!

Since he pretty much ruined by evil plan,

With creating Wink Martindale Day...

I will soon go ahead and...

Get my revenge on him!

I will get my revenge on him!

Get my revenge on him!

Yeah, I'll get my revenge on him! (stomps left foot)

Brain might've pulled out a last-minute scheme,

But stuff like that doesn't slow me down!

I'm not that easily provoked...

Into giving up my ultimate goal!

I will soon take over the world...

And I will do it all before Brain does!

Oh, and for this delay caused by Brain...

I shall get my revenge on him!

Yeah...I shall...

Get my revenge on him!

I will get my revenge on him!

Get my revenge on him!

Yeah, I'll get my revenge on him! (stomps right foot)

Yes...YES! The world will soon be mine,

And I will get revenge on Brain,

And hurt him so much,

That he will wish that he's dead instead!

My next plan to get back at him is secret,

But I will tell you that one thing is for sure...(steps backwards and stands up on the oversized telephone)

And that is that I just get his associate, Pinky,

To join my side of the battle!

And once he's on my side,

Brain will be alone and lonely,

And I will ruin his entire liiiiiiiiiiife...

And that is how I will...

Get my revenge on him!

I will get my revenge on him!

Get my revenge on him!

Yeah, I'll get my revenge on him!

Revenge will be mine,

And all mine alone!

Brain messed with me in the past and now,

But all of that will soon change!

Brain, my enemy, prepare for revenge,

As it will be as hot,

As ghost pepper extract sauce!

You thought I was stupid,

But you thought wrong of me and my mind,

Despite that huge brain of yours!

Brain, I will soon get my revenge on you...

Yes...yes...YES!

Get my revenge on you!

I will get my revenge on him!

Get my revenge on you!

Yeah, I'll get my revenge on you! (jumps off the oversized telephone)

I...will...go ahead...and...(grins evilly and raises his fists up in the air)

GET...MY...REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!

(The dramatic evil suspenseful music stops playing in the background, ending the musical number. As it does, the entire audience cheers and claps very loudly. After about 30 seconds, the loud cheering and clapping dies down. As it does, some more transitional music begins playing in the background. As it does, the stage lights shinning above the left side of the stage dim. As they do, the stacks of oversized letters, the large oversized telephone with Snowball on top, and the large oversized receiver all slide out of view on the left side of the stage. As they all slide out of view, 2 large rows of colorful oversized books as tall as the height of the stage's sidewalls slide into view from both the left and right side, joining together as one large row of books, some crooked with small spaces in-between them, and some straight and upright. A total of 20 large oversized books of various colors and various titles on their spines are now in view, covering the black backdrop right behind it. As the books get into their position, the lights above the front area of the stage come back on. As they do, the transitional music stops playing in the background. As it does, the set transition completes and the next scene begins to take place as Pinky enters stage right, walking past the books towards the left side of the stage...)

And that was the conclusion of Scene 11 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! Yep, Brain's plan worked in his favor, and now, poor Snowball can't follow through with his stolen chain letter plan for world domination anymore. Wait...why did I say "poor Snowball"? He's the villain! I can't feel bad for him! Hahahahahaha! I was just kidding! Man, you all fell for it! Oh, and Snowball's evil musical number was based off the real-life song, "The Meek Shall Inherit" from the popular Broadway musical and movie adaptation, "Little Shop of Horrors"! And in the next scene, we will see if Snowball figures out a way to get back at Brain. Well, it's time for us to move on to Scene 12 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!