Hello again, everyone! Yes, I'm back once again, and even though this COVID-19 coronavirus pandemic is still active and killing thousands of people in the world, I'm still working hard to make my stories happen for everyone out there! And yes, it is time for Scene 15 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! And this scene is a very special one, due to the fact that this happens to be the FINAL scene of Act 1 before the curtain/banner goes down for an intermission afterwards! And this scene will, of course, include a musical number that'll end this scene on a high note! In the last scene, Brain lost Pinky as a friend and scheme companion, and Snowball took over the world. This scene is the finale of Act 1, so I promise that I will be worth the time you all take to read it. So, let's all just sit back, relax, turn off all of our electric devices, and begin Scene 15 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!
Brain (enters stage left): I can't believe all that just happened to me. (stands in the center area of the stage) I failed to take over the world...I lost my friend Pinky...and worst of all, Pinky hates me now. (sighs) I should've remembered that he doesn't understand sarcasm. (sits down on the floor and grabs his tail in comfort) What on Earth have I done? I mean, Snowball taking over the world is one thing already, but Pinky leaving me? (sighs) That is such an unprecedented event to happen to me. (sniffs) Pinky, I know you can't hear me right now, and I know you're not right in front of me right now...but if you're out there and if you do have telepathy or something like that from our days of gene splicing...I'm sorry, Pinky. I'm really sorry. (sighs) You stood by my side...you were loyal to me...and despite that, I was rude to you and I physically hurt you constantly. (looks down) Pinky, I'm sorry... (looks up) Oh, cruel fate...could thinks be any bleaker? (looks back for a second and sighs before turning back around again) Apparently so...(sighs sadly) This is a very sad time in my life for me...(let's go of tail) And I...can only blame myself. (sniffs) T-This is all my fault...(cries a little) And it really is my fault...I-I know it is! (stops crying and wipes tears off with tail) Can I honestly blame anyone else for this? NO! (cries some more) I can't! And I know I can't because this is, indeed, my fault! (wipes tears clean with tail again)
(Suddenly, some sad emotional music begins to play in the background. As it does, the stage lights shinning above the front and center area of the stage dim. As they do, a spotlight shines directly over Brain, and he begins to sing the final musical number of Act 1 of the show...)
Brain (singing): This is a very sad time,
For myself and only me...
This is a very sad time,
And it was all my fault!
There is no one else I can blame,
For it was all my fault.
This is a very sad time...
And you know what?
It is all my faaaaaaaaault!
This is a very sad time,
As I just lost everything...
This is a very sad time,
As Pinky left me and Snowball won!
I was mean to Pinky and now he's gone,
And it was because of what I said!
This is a very sad time,
For me...and of course, it is all my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaault! (stands up)
I just wanted to be the won to take over the world!
When Snowball entered the picture,
He did all he could to sabotage me!
After a win for my side,
He came back stronger than ever...
And of course, in a cruel twist of fate...
He won the fight!
He lured Pinky into his side...
With luxuries and fake kindness...
He lured Pinky to his side,
With an amusement park,
And some personal servants!
I feel like such a moron,
And a small-headed mouse,
Why should I try to redeem myself now?
I'm such a fool...yes...(looks down)
I have no friend now,
As Pinky joined Snowball's side...(looks up)
I have no one else,
To call me their friend!
Pinky was so loyal to me,
But I was just a jerk to him...
I have no friend now,
And to be honest...I deserve this faaaaaaaaate! (steps forward, looks down, and cries a little before looking up again)
I have nowhere to live,
Since Snowball sold off "ACME Labs"!
I have nowhere else go...
So now, I have to find a place!
Its one thing having no friend or world to rule,
But another thing to be homeless, too!
I have nowhere to liiiiiiiiiiiive,
And now I must...find a new place to sleep tonight!
This is a very sad time,
For me, since I' am such a fool...
This is a very sad time,
Since I didn't think before I spoke! (stands at the very front-center area of the stage)
I should've took Pinky's feelings,
Into consideratiooooooooooooooooooon...
This is a very saaaaaaaaaad tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime,
For myseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf...(sniffs and wipes tears clean with tail)
A stupid mouse named BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
(The sad emotional music stops playing in the background, ending the final musical number of Act 1 of "Pinky and The Brain: The Musical". As this happens, the entire audience cheers and claps loudly for the great performance of Act 1. As everyone cheers and claps very loudly, all of the stage lights and the spotlight go out, making everything in the theater pitch black. As all of the lights go out, the front banner/backdrop (acting as a curtain) with a massive painting the exterior of "ACME Labs" and the city and city skyline of "ACME Falls" from the "Animaniacs" cartoon in the background of the laboratory building comes back down at the very front area of the stage, concealing the entire set behind it, and ending Act 1 of the show. As the banner/curtain comes down into place, all of the lights in the theater come back on. As they do, the very loud cheering and clapping does down. As it does, another pre-recorded announcement comes on over the theater's intercom system...)
Pre-recorded male intercom announcement: Attention ladies and gentlemen, there will now be a 15-minute intermission. Souvenirs are available for purchase in the lobby, as well as concessions and refreshments, restrooms, telephones, and ATM machines. Please don't leave any of your personal belongings unattended as the staff here at the "Schubert Theater" are not responsible for any lost or stolen items. When it's time for the second act to begin, please only use the main doors for re-entry. And finally, please continue to refrain from smoking anywhere in the building. Thank you for your attention and cooperation.
(It is now 8:25pm at night. About 1 hour and 25 minutes have gone by since the musical began at 7:00pm. Everyone in the audience gets up from their seats, and leaves the theater through all of the various exits to use the 15-minute intermission wisely until it is over...)
And that was the conclusion of Scene 15 of Act 1 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine! And...YEAH! YAY! YAHOO! YES! YIPPEE! HORRAY! THAT WAS AWESOME, WASN'T IT!? Yes, it sure was! It seems that poor Brain is very emotional over Pinky no longer being with him as a scheme companion, and over the way he spoke sarcastically to Pinky near the end of the last scene, all while, of course, feeling bad for Pinky and regretting what he said. And now, with Snowball having taken over the world, it seems that nothing an be cone, except for Brain to find somewhere else to live all alone for the rest of his life since "ACME Labs" was sold off by Snowball. And that great song at the end was based off of the real-life song "There's A Fine, Fine Line" from the popular adult Broadway musical , "Avenue Q". Well, its time for us all to move on to the end of the 15-minute intermission, and onto Scene 1 of Act 2 of this brand-new Broadway musical script story of mine!