One day, Caillou was sitting on his couch, bored out of his mind. He had been addicted to cocaine for about a month now, but his supply had run out. The withdrawal symptoms were starting to drive him crazy. Suddenly, Caillou eyed the elegant urn in the corner of the room. He peered inside to find a powdery grey substance, which Caillou assumed was "Daddy's drug stash". He proceeded to snort all of the powder at once, expecting all of his withdrawl sickness to wash away. Caillou waited, and waited, and waited, but nothing was happening. Callous father walked into the room with a pitcher of lemonade, ready for lunch. But the second he saw caillou covered in grey powder, lying next to the urn, he dropped the glass and let it shatter on the floor. "JESUS CHRIST CAILLOU, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH GRANDMAS ASHES" he screeched. Caillou had never seen daddy so pissed off before. Next thing he knew, he was being shipped off to a juvenile detention center. He was given an orange uniform and was thrown into a cell. He looked over at his new cell mate and was surprised to have found an old friend. "Leo, is that you?" Caillou said. Leo then explained how he ended up there, "You see, it was finger paint day in preschool. I was trying to mix the colors when I accidentally spilled my apple juice on the paint. When I sniffed it, I got high as shit, so I started selling it around town. Then I moved up the ranks in the drug world, and was working with the cartels. Pretty soon the FBI was on my trail, so I tried to flee the country. They caught me at the border with a suitcase full of the stuff, so that's why I'm here." Caillou's story was kind of lame in comparison, "I snorted my Grandmas ashes and my daddy was so mad he burnt down the local orphanage. He told the cops that I did it, and now I'm here." Caillou and Leo were only 4 years old, but the court system didn't care. Both boys had received the death sentence, and their days were numbered. But then the idea struck them to break out of the detention center, because they had nothing else to lose. The next night, their plan was set into motion. Caillou had acquired a pistol from one of the guards by bribing him with some ketamine. He started shooting up the cafeteria to alert the warden. All the guards grouped up and tried to take Caillou down. While they were distracted, Leo snuck into the command center and unlocked all the doors in the building. Inmates started rushing in and overwhelmed the staff. The boys made it outside and ran towards the nearest town. They robbed a clothing store so that the pair wouldn't be spotted. With little self control, they went overboard and dressed themselves like pimps. They strutted down the street covered in gold chains and designer clothes. Caillou had forgotten all about grandma, he was having too much fun. Leo had quickly become quite the little entrepreneur, as he started a prostitution ring and a drug empire on the same day. The pair had even made their own movie, Respectful Young Men. But one night would change everything, when the duo threw the biggest party ever. Their mansion was flooded with drunk people who were vomiting all over each other. The Caillou theme song trap remix was playing at full volume, so loud that the cops were called. Leo shot them down one by one. Soon enough the FBI was called in to shut the party down. The boys shot down their helicopters and slaughtered the agents. Agent Ben Dover grabbed his rocket launcher and aimed for the mansion's foundation. He took the shot and watched as an explosion shook the house until it started to crumble. Leo tripped and fell into the pool, soaking his expensive clothes. The entire building was falling apart, and the floor was splitting in half. The rumbling loosened the bolts on one of the laser lights that was bought for the party. It fell in the pool with the wire still attached, sending hundreds of volts into Leo's body. The electricity destroyed his nervous system, burning his skin to a crisp. His screech was so loud, it could be heard from two towns over. Caillou tried to escape, but he was trapped by debris and rubble. Flames started to burn all around him. "Is this how it ends?" he thought as he pissed himself.

To Be Continued...