Alright time to split up the usual seriousness with a random Omake, some will be canon to this fic and others will be non-canon.


Chapter 5.5 Eastside Gunz Trick (Canon)

A week passed from my promptu lessons and I was absolutely happy that I was no longer going to be taught anything more from that goddamn mad man of a boss, he'll have to take steam veggies as his punishment while I deal with the mildly traumatic sequence of events.

"So how's your AT training going?" From the smug tone my eyes immediately glared right into the only girl that just looooooooved to ease me.

"Mikan I see you looking forward to your green peppers for lunch." I exclaimed watching how the pink haired girl literally flinched before looking away moving away from my wrath. "Good choice."

"Uuuuh ignoring the implications behind that I take it the training was at least… successful?" I heard Ringo question from her side of the table she used to do a bit of homework she was working on.

"You could say that, no longer all that scared to finally take to the skies." I said deciding to may as well look at the positives to Daunts whole training.

It gave me the confidence as I said to take to using the rooftops as well as fighting and well actually landing… still the train was a literal pain in my ass.

"That's great to hear, hey maybe we can go out for a run tonight?" Ringo suggested as I couldn't help but nod at the idea.

"Yeah sure why no-"

"Hamish I need your help!" Hearing the yell coming from the otherside of the house I was somewhat surprised Ikki to come running in, considering he usually was out during the weekend until the evening so this was a rare surprise.

"Ikki what's wrong-Whoa what the hell!" before I could finish asking my question Ikki more or less picked me up and dragged me out of my sitting position.

"IKKI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"


30 minutes later

"Ikki what in gods fucking name are you getting me to do?" I asked in an annoyed tone feeling ready to beat the idiot on the head.

"Well I told some guys that I knew a guy who was cool and they wanted to test it and well I need you buy us a box of beer." Ikki exclaimed looking somewhat pathetic as he tried to sweet talk his way around it. "Soooo could you do me a favour and please please please get me a-"

"Fine why not." I said with a shrug my mind already coming up with a plan to this up for Ikki and teach him a god damned fucking lesson, a lesson I will make sure he damn well never fucking forgets.

"Wait what really sweet!" Ikki yelled out in happy glee as we made our way down the street, my hands deep in my pockets and clenched into fists.

I was not going to enjoy this but hopefully Ikki's friends aren't that bad.


Wrong absolutely utterly god damn wrong, I can admit it and for fucks sake I was not liking this.

Here I stood ten or so metres away from an opened garage where a bunch of not so middle school looking guys hung out in and here was Ikki and his friends Kuzu and Onigiri who were absolutely sucking up to these guys.

"Yeah I'm not going to regret this one anytime soon." I mumbled to myself with the shake of my head.

Placing the box of beer down I proceeded to pull out the rest of items I had bought for this… small ocasion.

"Don't know how Japan has M80's but I'm not complaining." I said taking out the large firework and attaching a piece of string to the wick of it after that I stuck the firework bottom first into the box, took the string and made my way over the kids.

"Hey you guys got a lighter dying for a smoke!" I called out as one of the older boys threw me a lighter, nice he's prepared.

Cutting the rest of the string off with a pocket knife and pocketing the rest of the items I then lit my long fuse.

"Thanks I needed that." I exclaimed throwing the lighter back before deciding to go over Ikki and his friends.

"Hey I heard your Ikki's friends it's nice to meet you all." I greeted one of the guys who had a bandana wrapped around his mouth.

"So your the guy that bought the beer, well aren't you generous." The guy exclaimed looking rather pleased with himself.

"Ah no was no sweat I mean I'm always down to fuck with cunts who think they can use their younger followers to do their bidding." I said still smiling and watching how everyone seemed to pause and stare at me.

"Oh my did I say that out loud I'm not one for doing this kind of thing so I'll let my actions do the talking." I said stepping to the side gesturing to the box of beer and the string that now lit the wick.

"What the-"

KABOOOOOOOOM!


10 minutes later

"And that Ikki is when the next time you think it would be a great idea to get me to buy you beer I can and will fuck up your social standing got it?" I said to the now groveling mess that was Ikki and his friends who now knew better.

And if they didn't meh I'll throw Rika at them.

That will do it.

Chapter 5.5 end