Disclaimer: I do not own Beetle Bailey or it's characters.
Chapter one,
[Reveille Plays]
He's the military hero of the nation,
Though he doesn't always follow regulations,
At the sound of reveille,
He is here for you to see,
And we know you'll laugh and cry with private Bailey,
Beetle Bailey,
As the General, Colonel, Major and the Captain,
The Lieutenant, and the Sergeant, and the Corporal,
They will tell you with a shout,
They would gladly live without,
A certain private by the name of Beetle Bailey!
Beetle Bailey!
Like any normal day for Beetle Bailey, his morning starts with an annoying trumpet to wake everyone up. Or at least try. Beetle and Zero had learned to get dressed as they slept, just so they could have a little more rest. Which wasn't saying much. The men all dragged themselves outside for Sarge, who seemed just a little too chipper at this hour.
"Good morning, boys." Sarge said to his group.
"Good morning Sargent Snorkel." Everyone but Beetle and Zero said.
"Our assignment today calls for two volunteers. Who will volunteer? Come forward, please." Sarge said as he stared at his sleeping privates, rocking back and forth on their feet. Beetle was the first to fall over, but Zero fell right after.
"Beetle and Zero! I knew I could count on you two." Sarge said which was only met with snoring.
"I'll get these two in the van; and as for the rest of you, I want you all to do your exercises as then finish your assigned duty before the General's unveiling this afternoon." Sarge said and his troop ran off to the track. Sarge easily threw Zero and Beetle over his shoulder and walked to vehicle storage. It was a short walk, but the seconds seemed to last twice as long. Sarge always loved taking Beetle off base- away from cameras and spying eyes. Snorkel signed out the van and he was given the keys.
But Sarge had a dirty little idea when he got close to the van. Sarge licked his lips and he went ahead and put Zero into the front seat. Now with that blonde goof out of the way, Sarge could spend a little alone time with Beetle in the back. Just the thought of what's to come made Sarge hard with anticipation. He closed the door and set down the snoring monster.
Half the time it was confusing how Beetle's snoring didn't wake up the camp. So the first order of business was to wake up and shut up the boy. Sarge knew Beetle was a heavy sleeper, so Sarge didn't have a care in the world when he stripped the private. Sarge picked up the jacket and the undershirt and smiled at the naked beauty. The jacket was stronger, so Sarge used that to tie Beetle's feet together. Then he used the undershirt to tie Beetle's wrists together. Sarge unzipped his own pants, turned and pulled out a water bottle and a tube of lube. He put the lube off to the side and lifted Beetle's head up to his cock. Sarge dumped the water bottle in Beetle's face and Bailey woke up.
"What! I'm up, I'm- HM!" Sarge shoved his thick dick down Beetle's throat.
"Oh, I needed this." Sarge said as he thrusted his lust.
"MMM!" Beetle complained, but the sound made Beetle's throat vibrate and Sarge loved it.
"Ah, A-ah!" Sarge moaned, and he knew that if he kept this up, he would cum rather quickly. But Sarge didn't want something quick; he had hours before that statue had to be ready. So Sarge did one hard thrust and stayed there for about ten seconds. Sarge liked watching Beetle's eyes water, since you barely see his eyes anyways.
"Damn you Sarge, there are better ways to wake someone up." Bettle said once Sarge removes himself.
"Say what you will Beetle, but I see that you're standing at attention." Sarge said and Beetle looked down at his naked body and saw his hard erection.
"Well, look at that." Beetle said with a sigh and when Beetle looked up at Sarge and saw the cocky smirk on his face, Beetle couldn't help but smile.
"Any more complaints?" Sarge asked and Beetle smiled.
"No, Sarge. Though when you are in the mood for a quickie, you don't normally stop and ask if I had complaints." Beetle pointes out.
"Well, Zero is up in the front part of the truck. I didn't want you to wake him." Sarge said and Beetle scoffed.
"Thanks for your consideration." Beetle said and Sarge narrowed his eyes.
"I have lube today, Beetle. Perhaps you should get on your hands and knees so I can use you properly. Do it now, and I will actually use the lube." Sarge said and Beetle shook his head.
"Fine, but I'm not done talking about this." Beetle said and Sarge rolled his eyes.
"Shut up, Beetle. I want to cum in your ass." Sarge said and Beetle got down on his hands and knees. Sarge grabbed the lube and he covered Beetle's ass in it. Then, like many times before, Sarge entered Beetle.
"Ah-ha." Beetle moaned in slight pain. He can never seem to get use to Sarge's rod.
"I said 'shut it'." Sarge said, in no mood for anything that could sound like complaining. Beetle was a little insulted, but he forgot all about that when Sarge decided to plunge his whole length in Beetle.
"Ah! Sarge, I could have used a little warn-" Beetle was cut off by Sarge's hand covering his mouth.
"MMMHMM!" Beetle complained, but Sarge didn't care.
"I told you to shut up." Sarge said and Sarge started thrusting mercilessly into Beetle.
"HM!" Beetle moaned and Sarge closed his eyes to absorb the feeling more.
"Mmmmm." Beetle groaned out and Sarge growled. As good as it felt, he almost thought that this was all too much work, so Sarge decided to change it up a bit. With Beetle's ass trembling around Sarge's hard cock, Sarge pulled Beetle up so that he was standing on his knees, and his body was leaning back unto Sarge's.
"Oohh." Beetle moaned once Sarge removed his hand from Beetle's face. Instead, Sarge put one hand on Beetle's hip and the other on his shoulder and he slam Beetle against him as he thrusted in. Beetle moaned loudly and Sarge grunted in enjoyment. Part of Sarge wanted to lock Beetle away so that he could have Beetle whenever he wanted, but that wasn't how this worked.
"Oh, Sarge, you're too good." Beetle moaned and Sarge let out a low growl.
"I-I'm about to cum." Beetle said and Sarge smirked. His favorite sexual activity was to keep Beetle from cumming when he needed to. Sarge was quick to wrap a hand around to Beetle's penis and squeeze it to keep him from cumming.
"Ah-HA! You Fucking Bastard!" Beetle yelled, and Sarge hardened. Sarge wanted to screw in one more position before his climax. While Sarge was still on his knees, he pulled Beetle's incarcerated hands backwards until they wrapped around Sarge's head, then Sarge lifted Beetle into the air.
"A-Ah-OW!" Beetle winced. Sarge kept his hold on Beetle's dick, but Beetle was really holding himself up, since he was holding Sarge's neck.
And if that wasn't enough, Sarge started to pummel Beetle's ass, hands-free. He just kept thrusting and thrusting; one hand kept Beetle from climaxing and the other would grab or pinch as much of Beetle's tender skin as it could. In a situation like this Beetle's mind kind of completely fogged over as he was focused on nothing but pleasure. All of Beetle's little moans, and groans and hisses of pain made Sarge really really excited.
"Oooh! Fuuuck!" Sarge moaned as he felt his explosion coming. He held out for a few seconds though. Sarge stood up into his tired legs, and then he thrusted deep inside Beetle, and he pulled his hands off the private so Beetle could cum as well. Together they went off. Shot after shot of cum, Sarge thrusted his hips slightly as Beetle dangled helplessly from Sarge's cock. Sarge could never get enough of Bailey.
After about a minute, Sarge's erection decreased and Beetle was able to slide off of Sarge and unto his own pitiful legs. Seeing Beetle so tired made Sarge feel manly, but now there were other matters to deal with. Sarge untied Beetle and they both got decent and went to the front of the truck. Sarge was driving since he knew where they were going and so Beetle just pushed Zero over a bit so he could sit down on his sore bum.