Disclaimer: I do not own Beetle Bailey or it's characters.
Chapter 2,
Beetle remained silent until they got into town. Beetle just assumed that they were picking up some luxury items for General Halftrack or the officers; but after they past the bakery, the liquor store, and the 'don't ask what's inside' store, Beetle couldn't figure out where else they could be going.
"Say Sarge. Uh, where are we going with this truck?" Beetle asked the way too perky Sarge. He was always that overly happy after a good fuck with Beetle.
"We are going to a sculptor studio, to pick up a life-sized statue of General Rough Rider on his horse. Which will be unveiled this afternoon." Sarge said.
"Oh." Beetle said and Sarge glanced at him.
"What?" Sarge asked and Beetle shrugged.
"Nothing really." Beetle said and Sarge didn't believe him for a second.
"Uh, huh." Sarge said and Beetle shook his head.
"I was just thinking about earlier." Beetle said and Sarge smiled.
"Good huh?" Sarge said and Beetle sighed.
"Of course it was good, it's always good. It's just..." Beetle hesitated.
"Just what?" Sarge asked and Beetle took a deep breath before he continued.
"Some times I just feel like a sex toy Sarge." Beetle said and Sarge blinked.
"What is that suppose to mean?" Sarge asked and Beetle groaned.
"I mean, you never, like, go down on me. There is no real foreplay, no real kissing, no real petting, it's just 'shut up and fuck me Beetle'. Which is hot a lot of the time, but sometimes I would like some... something more to it." Beetle said and Sarge groaned.
"We talked about this Beetle." Sarge said.
"No, we talked about dating. And I still love Bunny, and even if I wasn't I still think we shouldn't date." Beetle agreed with Sarge.
"But you want us to fuck like we are in a relationship?" Sarge suggested and Beetle shrugged.
"Well, we are kinda in a sexual relationship. I just think we could have more fun if it wasn't simply fuck and done." Beetle said and Sarge sighed.
"I'll think about it, ok." Sarge said and Beetle smiled sweetly.
"Ah, Sarge, you made me the happiest girl in the world." Beetle said playfully and Sarge rolled his eyes.
"You still don't know when to shut up." Sarge said and he took another look at the map.
"21 Beat Street. This is the place. Beetle, hurry up there and tell him to bring down the statue." Sarge said.
"Ok, Sarge." Beetle said quickly. He didn't want to do anything to upset Sarge now. Beetle jumped out of the truck. With some free space, Sarge pushes Zeri over a bit so the man wasn't laying on him.
"Hehe, Beetle." Zero muttered when he landed on his back. Sarge blinked when he heard Zero say this. Some questions filled Sarge's head. Like was Zero gay and was Beetle sleeping with him. But there was probably nothing that could have prepared him for looking down Zero's body and seeing Zero slowly getting aroused.
Sarge was still satisfied from fucking Beetle, but knowing Zero was hard next to him... it made Sarge feel funny. He felt some sort of craving or desire that confused him. Sarge wondered if maybe Beetle wasn't acting needy with wanting a little foreplay. Maybe it did make sex a bit hotter. Sarge glanced at the building, and then back at Zero.
"Beetle might be a while." Sarge uttered and he leaned over and tapped Zero's face to see if the action would get him to wake up.
"And Zero seems to be out cold." Sarge but his lip and glanced up and down the street. Zero popped one of his eyes opened and smirked before appearing to be asleep.
"I guess there is no harm in... this..." Sarge nervously reaches over and unzipped Zero's pants slowly. Zero opened one of his eyes to see if this was really happening, and then closed it against
"Dang, you are a big boy." Sarge muttered when he removed Zero's dick. The penis twitched in excitement and Sarge licked his lips.
"Maybe just a taste." Sarge whispered and he stuck out his tongue. He licked Zero from the base to the tip. It was hot and salty. Sarge went back and he rolled his tongue around Zero's head slowly. Once, twice, three times. Sarge glanced up at the private and Sarge would never admit to how turned on he got from sucking a sleeping soldier. But he didn't really suck Zero, did he. Sarge sat up for a moment and looked around the area was still pretty quiet since it was so early. Sarge wanted to cover the window on the off chance Beetle came down right away. He was going to remove his jacket, but then he realized that there was a chance that something could come off of his jacket and then he would be in trouble for being out of regulation. So then Sarge decided to remove his pants instead. At least that way he didn't have to worry about dropping anything and he could jerk off if he wanted. Sarge removed his pants nervously and pinned his pants to the window.
"Feels odd to do this without Beetle." Sarge commented and Zero knew he could play around with this information. Now that Sarge felt a little more secure with the situation, he turned back to Zero's log.
"Let's see, just bob the head, right?" Sarge whispered. He put his lips around Zero's head and moved back and forth a bit. Sarge didn't enjoy the way his lips stretched out and got forced back into his mouth, so Sarge pulled away.
"Ugh, that's not right." Sarge commented. He has had Beetle suck him plenty of times, and he doesn't recall Beetle's lips ever doing that.
"Maybe I should stick to old fashioned sucking." Sarge muttered. He grabbed Zero's base and then he once again wrapped his lips around Zero's head. Sarge took a breath. He sucked roughly, even grazing his teeth on Zero.
"Ugh!" Zero grunted in pain and Sarge jumped at Zero's sudden noise.
"Sarge, you gotta be gentle." Zero said and Sarge blushed deeply.
"I-I..." Sarge didn't know what to say. He'd been caught and he had no good reason for exposing Zero and sucking him without consent.
"Come here." Zero said and he placed a hand on Sarge's face and brought Sarge up to a kiss. It was odd though. Sarge has kissed Beetle before, but never this sweetly. He enjoyed it, but Sarge knew he would like it more if he were kissing Beetle. Then Zero did something really odd. He got sloppy with the kiss; licking and nipping at Sarge's lips. Zero's tongue tickles Sarge's lip in a way that both tickled and disgusted him.
"There, Sarge. Now you should have an easier time." Zero said once he pulled away. At first Sarge was confused, but then Zero reached down and pointed his penis towards Sarge. This time Sarge was incredibly hesitant with Zero's package. He wasn't sure if his heart raced more now or when Zero was asleep. Sarge went ahead and put his mouth on Zero. He stiffly moved his head up and down.
"Good Sarge." Zero gently encouraged. Sarge's first reaction was to bite Zero, since this tone was similar to one he uses with Zero. But then Zero moved his hand to Sarge's face, to carefully guide him and Sarge knew Zero meant no hard in his comment.
"Ooooohhh." Zero moaned from the back of his throat. Sarge must have been doing a good job. But he was still unsure of what to do with his tongue. He had it in the back of his throat to help prevent any cum from going down his throat. However that was still very uncomfortable. He decided to let his tongue relax a bit and lowered it. The tip of Sarge's tongue gently tickled Zero's dick as Sarge thrusted his head.
"H-AH." Zero stammered. This feather-like touch on his Johnson was driving him crazy. In fact crazier then he expected.
"S-Sarge... ent!" Zero moaned and he climaxed his hot seed into Sarge's mouth. Snorkel was surprised at the salty/bitter substance, and he wanted to spit it out. Zero glanced down and saw a foam water cup and handed it to his superior.
"Bleh!" Sarge exclaimed when he spit out Zero's cum. Zero smiled, but then focused really hard on not smiling.
"I hear the flavor of cum varies from person to person." Zero said and Sarge's body shook.
"I don't care." Sarge said and Zero cocked an eyebrow at him.
"Huh, I figured that maybe you did. After all you did blow me without my consent." Zero said and Sarge blinked.
"Good luck proving it." Sarge spat and Zero thought about it and shrugged.
"You're right. Half of the base knows about you and Beetle. If you were to blow anyone it would be Beetle, after all." Zero said and Sarge wasn't sure if Zero was lying.
"H-half the base?" Sarge asked and Zero nodded.
"Well, I'm not very good with numbers. It could be more." Zero said and Sarge narrowed his eyes.
"Or less, you dimwit! Who knows?" Sarge asked and Zero paused.
"Everyone in our company knows, or suspects you and Beetle. Cookie knows. I bet Otto knows. I think everyone in the hospital. They need to make sure you two don't get Aids or some other STD." Zero said and he stopped when Sarge rose his hand.
"That's enough. I thought we were pretty careful, but I guess not. Wait, does General Halftrack know?" Sarge asked and Zero thought about this for a moment.
"I'm not sure. I don't think so. If he does, then he hasn't said anything around us, and we don't talk about that around him." Zero said and Sarge seemed to relax a little.
"Good, I didn't want him to get mad and fire me." Sarge said and Zero tucked himself away, then he leaned forward.
"Sarge you still seen so tense." Zero said and Sarge blinked at his private.
"Excuse me?" Sarge asked and Zero smirked.
"Sarge, you helped me to... relax. It is only fair that I help to return the favor." Zero said and Sarge blushed like a madman.
"Now you must be kidding me. Now that I've done it, I can't imagine why someone would want to risk having such a distasteful substance fill their mouth, like some expired yogurt." Sarge said and Zero smiled.
"Sarge... seems like you're private understands perfectly." Zero pointed out and Sarge looked down. It was clear that Sarge was standing at attention, since he had removed his pants earlier.
"Yeah, well, uh..." Sarge commented and Zero leaned towards Sarge.
"Don't get flustered Sarge. It's not fair to give Beetle such special treatment." Zero said, licking his lips.
"Unfair or not, we shouldn't do anymore. Beetle should be back any minute and who knows what he'll say when he comes back and sees you doing that." Sarge said. Zero cautiously moved Sarge's underwear and started to stroke him softly.
"Well, you could always order him to join." Zero said as his breath got a little faster. Sarge glanced out the window to look for Beetle.
"I'm still not sure." Sarge said, and Zero smiled devilishly. Zero licked Sarge from his base to his tip, which made Sarge shiver. He had no idea Zero could be so gentle.
"I think you are." Zero said, he knew that Sarge wasn't going to last long. Going slow was the only way to prolong this experience and make it last. But Zero was craving Sarge's cum. Zero wrapped his lips around Sarge and started to bob his head up and down rather quickly.
"Ah-woah." Sarge said, his face turning red from the surprise. Zero wasn't sure what had gotten over him. Was it the fact that Sarge tried to suck him as he slept? Or the fact that they were in public and could be caught? Or the fact that Beetle will return soon, and might have fun with them? Whatever it was, he enjoyed making Sarge quake in his mouth.
"Ooooo." Sarge moaned. If Zero was this nice as a blowjob, then maybe Sarge needed to try that tight little ass sometime. Zero started to stroke himself as he sucked Sarge, which caused Zero to moan. Sarge couldn't help himself with the added vibrations.
Sarge grabbed Zero's head and started to fuck his throat. This act was such a rush, that it sent Zero over the edge, and he climaxed in his own hands. Zero was being used, and he though it hurt, he loved it more then he expected. But he still wanted Sarge's cum. Zero started humming and lubed up his fingers with his seed. Then, with more grit then he knew he possessed, Zero quickly shoved his finger into Sarge.
"BAILEY!!!" Sarge shouted as he climaxed into Zero's mouth.