Disclaimer: I do not own Beetle Bailey or it's characters.
Chapter 4,
Beetle, Sarge and Zero exited the costume shop looking a bit different then they were before.
"Hup! 2, 3, 4. Hup! 2, 3, 4. Hup! 2, 3, 4. Hup! 2, 3, 4." Sarge ordered the private's he was sitting on. Sarge was dressed up to look like General Roughrider. Where as the private's were dressed in a pantomime horse costume.
"Sarge, I'm getting hungry." Beetle said. He turned his head which turned the costume's head.
"I'll gives yous a piece of sugar after the unveiling ceremony." Sarge said quickly and Beetle looked forward again.
"Now remember, you got to stand still as a statue." Sarge said.
"Duh, what about the truck?" Zero said.
"We're just gonna have to come back for it. We can't really drive onto the base while being a statue." Sarge said. Zero decided to keep his mouth shut for the rest of the walk home.
He was holding onto Beetle's waist while Sarge rode him, and Zero was still frisky from earlier. Being the back half of the horse, Zero wasn't sure how they were able to sneak back to camp without getting caught. But after an excruciating amount of time, they finally settled in a dark cool area and waited for the ceremony to start.
"Man, was that exhausting. I think I'm gonna lay down and take a quick nap." Sarge said. Zero hoped that his superior would climb down and rear, but instead the large man laid down on top of them.
"Oh great, this is just perfect." Beetle groaned in annoyance.
"This isn't really how I imagined today going." Zero said and Beetle shifted uncomfortably.
"Damn, this hurts." Beetle whined softly and Zero noticed a wet spot on Beetle's ass. He poked it curiously.
"Beetle, your bum is damp." Zero said and Beetle scoffed.
"Well that's Clarence's fault." Beetle spat out.
"Who?" Zero asked, wondering if there was a new soldier at camp he hadn't met yet.
"He's the sculptor who made the statue. A real jerk though, I hope we never use him." Beetle said.
"What does that have to do with your pants?" Zero asked.
"Because that ass fucked mine and his cum is flowing out of me." Beetle snapped. Zero's eyes dilated from lust and he stared at Beetle's ass.
"Oh, gosh Zero I'm sorry. Clarence wrapped his hair tie around my cock to keep me from cumming so I'm kind of pent up." Beetle said and Zero panted and licked his lips.
"Maybe I can help out a little." Zero said.
"What do you expect to do?" Beetle asked and Zero reached over and loosened Beetle's belt.
"Zero." Beetle hissed at the soldier behind him.
"Your uniform is getting dirty, Beetle." Zero said matter of fact my and he tugged Beetle's pants towards him to expose Beetle's well-used hole.
"Zero, quit it. You're gonna wake S-" Beetle not his lip when Zero ran his tongue on Beetle's anus.
"Gotta clean the cum." Zero said and he grabbed Beetle's ass and carefully spread his cheeks. The cum spilled out of Beetle, making the boy shudder at the sensation. Zero was surprisingly patient. He would watch the cum flow out of Beetle and then he slowly licked the substance. It was driving Beetle mad, and Zero hadn't even inserted his tongue inside of his body.
"Zero..." Beetle softly moaned and Zero could feel his own breath growing heavy.
"You really and pent up, Beetle." Zero said. He reached over and he brushed his fingertips gingerly around Clarence's hair tie. Beetle arched slightly at this action.
"How far do you plan to take this?" Beetle asked. Zero didn't say anything to answer Beetle. He already sucked and fingered Sarge, so if he could, he would go so far as to fuck Beetle. Zero wrapped his warm hand around Beetle's twitching cock, and started stroking the sensitive boy.
"Ooohhh." Beetle moaned and Zero shushed him.
"Careful Beetle. You don't want to wake up Sarge now, do you?" Zero said and Beetle bit his lip.
"M-maybe you should stop, Zero. The unveiling should start my time now." Beetle said. He couldn't see the evil grin on Zero's face, but he suspected that Zero wouldn't stop. His suspicions were only confirmed when he felt Zero insert his tongue inside Beetle.
"Oh!" Beetle moaned and he quickly covered his mouth to suppress the sound. Speaking of sound, he thought he could hear General Halftrack speaking.
"And so we do honor to that great cavalry officer, General Roughrider." He heard Halftrack say.
Oh no, was the unveiling ceremony already started?
"Zero cut it out." Beetle hissed, but Zero refused to listen. Instead he removed the hair tie Clarence put on him earlier and Beetle moaned at how quickly he felt his climax approaching; as Zero started stroking him.
"You may unveil the statue." General Halftrack announced, and suddenly Beetle remembered the whale on his back was laying down, not sitting up.
"Sarge!" Beetle said, but then the curtains flew opened. Beetle shivered at the sudden exposure, but it was short lived. Whoever opened the curtain closed then back up again. Beetle had to wake up Sarge and now! It was a little difficult, with Zero's hand and tongue distracting him; but Beetle summoned his most authoritative tone and said:
"Ten-Hut!" Beetle said and Sarge instantly woke up and got into position.
"You may open the curtain, private." Halftrack said and the curtain opened back up again.
"With this lovely work of art..."
Beetle's eyes were half-lidded as he stared out into the crowd. He tries not to moan, he tried not to move, but with the way Zero was wriggling his tongue so deep inside of him, he wasn't really in control of his arousal.
"We commemorate the birthday of the fearless soldier, General Roughrider."
All of those eyes... it was so public... and he was so pent up. Beetle and Zero didn't even realize they had let Sarge sink a little. They barely heard him say the words 'straighten up, you knuckleheads'. But Zero did notice when Sarge kicked him with his spur. Zero's body jerked in pain, and while his whole tongue was inside of Beetle, he instinctively hit down on the surrounding area. Beetle cried out in pain, but it was what he needed to finally blow. He accidentally bucked Sarge off of his back as he climaxed into Zero's awaiting hand.
"Snorkel!" They heard Halftrack yell, and they saw that Sarge landed right on the good ol' General.
"What is the meaning of this?" He yelled and Beetle hissed as Zero gave Beetle his personal space back.
"Duh, we better get out of here, Beetle." Zero said and Beetle was in no mind to argue. They quietly backed out of sight while everyone was focused on their superior officers.
"Well, General Halftrack, old pal, sir." Sarge started trying to butter the General up.
"Uh, I was just trying to replace this statue. It got busted." Sarge hesitantly explained and Halftrack huffed.
"That ain't all that's gonna get busted around here." Halftrack said and he glared at Sarge.
"Get off me, Sargent!" Halftrack ordered and Sarge hopped up.
"Now you and I are gonna go to my office to discuss your punishment." Halftrack said.
"But, but, sir-" Sarge started, but Halftrack wasn't gonna have it.
"Hup! 2, 3, 4! Hup! 2, 3, 4! Hup! 2, 3, 4!" Halftrack said. Sarge instantly straightened his back and started marching... like a good soldier.