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King Kai is driving around his world in his car with Bubbles.
Doesn't get better then this said, King Kai.
Perfect weather for a little drive said, King Kai.
You know when evil monsters aren't bent on destruction life's as easy as pie said, King Kai.
Then Goko appears in the road causing King Kai to be scared and crash into his house.
Aah oh whoops said Goko.
What were you thinking? Who jumps in front of on joy ride? Asks King Kai.
Seriously said, King Kai.
Oh uh, i'm sorry said Goko.
But hey it's not that big of a problem, right? Can't you just your powers to fix your car and house faster? Asks Goko.
Of course but fixing them by kills time and gives something to brag about said, King Kai.
But I gotta address why are you here Goko? Asks King Kai.
What? What do you think? Asks Goko.
Don't talk with your mouth full it's rude and it's a choking hazard and you're a lady said, King Kai.
Aah said Goko.
I'm stuffed said Goko.
Don't worry there's not trouble said Goko.
I came here to train a bit that's all said Goko.
Your world's gravity is ten times stronger than earths remember said Goko.
I can't think of a better place in the universe to build some serious muscle said Goko.
Ugh said, King Kai.
Hmm said Goko.
You don't sound happy said Goko.
Of course, i'm not said, King Kai.
Why would I be happy that a Saiyan is using my sacred world as her own workout gym and let me guess you'll want room and board with too said, King Kai?
Yeah sure that sound great, come on King Kai you act like we're not friends or something said Goko.
Hey, maybe you forgot because my sense of humor but I have pretty major deal said, King Kai.
I'm way higher than a guardian and you wouldn't have talked to Kami like this said, King Kai.
I'm gonna jump to it alright? Said Goko.
Hey said, King Kai.
Man, this feels great said Goko.
Nothing is better than training on a full stomach said Goko.
Well change your clothes at least you look like your on a safari or something said, King Kai.
Yeah, now we're talkin said Goko.
Man, it's been way too long said Goko.
Scene change to Beerus.
What was I just dreaming said Beerus?
I can almost remember said Beerus.
But then it slips away said Beerus.
Oh, Whis are you done? Asks Beerus.
Whis said Beerus.
I still have 2 more minutes Lord Beerus said Whis.
After awhile Beerus goes after Whis.
Sorry, Whis time's up said Beerus.
It's only been 2 minutes and 20 seconds and you know it said Whis.
You sure? Asks Beerus.
Because it feels more like 2 centuries and 20 years to me Whis said Beerus.
Oh, pish posh said Whis.
I still don't get why you're so earatable the first two years after waking up said Whis.
You know all the talk about this dinosaur meat are just rumors may not be true said Whis.
I mean well aware of that but I still think it's worth a try said Beerus.
If those stories are true then it packs a flavor unrivaled in the cosmos said Beerus.
I'm hoping it gives me a jolt to my senses and helps me remember the figure from my dream said Beerus.
A dream? Said Whis.
A preamnation said Beerus,
Forgive me but your preamnations don't have much history of coming to fruition said Whis.
You're mocking me aren't you said Beerus.
Then Beerus battle a creature and wins.
Are you done now? Asks Whis.
It really irks me when a creature when a creature lacks basic manners said Beerus.
Now then what was I talking about? Asks Beerus.
You had a premonition about a mysterious figure you can't recall said Whis.
Oh right i'm this close to remembering but I can't say Beerus.
Oh, and it's such an annoying feeling said Beerus.
So My lord what about the meat shall we try some said Whis.
Forget it doesn't look that tasty after all said Beerus.
Scene changes to the world of the Kai
Ancestor is there something the matter? Asks Kibito Kai.
Is there a problem with the tea too bitter? Said Kibito Kai.
Seriously you didn't feel that? Asks elder Kai.
Feel what ancestor? Asks Kibito Kai.
Were you born yesterday? Asks elder Kai.
This is bad said, Elder Kai.
Horribly horribly bad said elder Kai.
Scene changes to Beerus.
It's only been 39 years Lord Beerus the Destroyer has awoken said elder Kai.
Scene changes to Bulma's home.
Training level 1234 said Vegeta.
Engage now said Vegeta.
Scene change to Goko.
Goko is pulling something.
You're ruining my lawn Goko said, King Kai.
It'll grow back, don't make me stop i'm just starting to sweat said Goko.
Scene changes to Beerus.
Others might see this explosion as something foul but in my eyes, there is nothing more beautiful than a shattering planet said Beerus.
Are you sure that was wise? Asks Whis.
What if the meat could have helped you? Asks Whis.
It's no longer required said Beerus.
Oh? Is that so? Said Whis.
Yes, I planned for the punch of flavor to jog my sleepy mind but it's this full-bodied explosion that's done the trick said Beerus.
Now I see her clearly the ultimate fighter waiting to be awoken, her power will keep me suitably entertained said Beerus,
Now the image of the name said Beerus.
By all means, let's hear it said Whis.
What was it? It starts with an S said Beerus.
It's super something said Beerus.
Yes super saiyan god said Beerus.
A super saiyan god? Said Whis.
Are you sure? Asks Whis.
I think though is that wrong i'm forgetting it again said Beerus.
That's the trouble with visions there too slippery said Beerus.
Apparently so said Whis.
Well, I wouldn't strain too much about it said Whis.
Why don't we go back and get you fed said Whis?
You don't have to ask me twice said Beerus.
All right then hold on said Whis.