Hey there! Please enjoy my first ever fanfiction story.

This is intended to be a prequel story to the main Naruto timeline. Generally I don't enjoy stories which stray a lot from canon nor do I like characters who don't behave like the author designed them to be. Please think of it as a large headcanon enrichment of the main story. What I found disappointing was that the magazine published Boruto instead of a Warring States Prequel. I mean...that would have been epic.

Of course some things will be more mature and there is also the romance (teehee!) between my OC and Madara. This will be a slow burn type of thing with mature things here and there, so if that feels like something you would enjoy, please stay in for the ride.

**DISCLAIMER**

I do not own Naruto and its' characters. Those are courtesy and are owned by mangaka Masashi Kishimoto. The following story was written and published for recreational purposes.

"HANAMI NO BAAAAAAAACHAN, HANAMI NO BAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAN"

A young boy's voice – no more than twelve- was echoing Konohagakure's main district, with an obnoxious voice, which directly contrasted his battered appearance. He had been stirring a commotion at the surrounding shops for at least thirty minutes, and each minute passing brought him even closer to desperation. The boy was actually a known face in the village. A beloved prankster, who despite his foolishness was charismatic enough to not have people bearing grudges against him. Today though, it was different. Everyone just seemed to ignore him, despite the commotion . As if the spectacle unfolding in front of them was nothing out of the ordinary.

"Where the hell is she? Hanami no baaaaaaaaaachan!" the boy persisted.

At the peak of his despair, he spots the one person who could actually be an asset. An unassuming Hyuga Jonin was walking aloofly at the center of the street, ignoring the whole commotion on purpose. Now was his chance.

"Have you seen her?" he jumps at the ninja's face who is passing by and he has no other choice than to give him his attention "Where is the ha-*cough* *cough**cough*"

Before completing his sentence the boy was on his knees coughing blood vigorously. He had almost given into his wounds. The man in front of him stared blankly with his pale eyes for a second, arms crossed, eyebrow raised.

"At it again Jiraya? That is what you get for peeking at the hot springs"

"It was not peeking *cough*….I was only collecting intel *cough* I swear!"

The fact was, that he was most definitely not collecting intel. After a rough sparring match with his teammates, he had overheard Tsunade excitedly exclaiming that she was going to soak up at the public baths. That statement for a little lewd pervert like Jiraya was an invitation to the gates of heaven. That is what he called the women's portion of the bath those days-heaven. Hot, steamy, filled with high pitched laughter and voluptuous girls splashing water at each other.

Besides, his keen eye had cought a little change in Tsuna's chest area. Could it be that that flat chested demon could actually be growing something bigger than mosquito bites? He definitely had to find out, and thus it was time for him to devise his masterplan. The ULTIMATE peeking experience. It was simple. He would let Tsunade enter the baths unassumingly and at the right moment he would transform into a woman. And so he did. As he entered the water he started distinguishing the figures that were surrounding him from the steam. It was rush hour and to his excitement, the bath was full of relaxed ladies, covered to a bare minimum. Tall women, short women, curvaceous, fit, and ohhhh their breasts. He hadn't seen so many together and up close. He was right to name that place paradise. It was heaven on earth.

Jiraya was so overwhelmed that he didn't notice the tension building up on his face. He was so fixated on staring at Inoue Yamanaka's full bust that he didn't notice the nosebleed coming like a fountain either. What he definitely did notice though was that the momentum of his reaction caused him to slip and fall on his back head first, losing control of his transformation jutsu.

*Poof*

There he was. Butt naked, surrounded by at least ten livid and hastily covered up women staring at him. He knew that some of them were also notorious kunoichi. He gulped and instantaneously sought to flee, however before he was able to move as much as a finger, an overwhelming punch landed on him, propelling him right outside the bath house's main entrance. It was flat chested Tsunade and she was furious!

"You damn perverted bastard!" He heard her scream at the top of her lungs, charging directly at him.

The shock of the first punch was so great that he was not able to react when she landed on him wearing just a towel, immobilizing him. It was probably for the best if he hadn't spoken at all, that he kept his trap shut but for some reason, spontaneous that he was, he blurted out the worst possible thing.

"Tsunade, your boobs! You actually have boobs now!"

The next thing he heard was vicious growls and the hits started coming one after the other. The villagers were in awe, as the little lithe girl was beating the crap out of her teammate mercilessly. After she was done, she got up and before heading to the bath house again she gave him a menacing glare and uttered a sentence that Jiraya would remember for the rest of his life:

"Peek on me again, and you will not live to see the next day"

That was his predicament and now he was practically limping around the village to find the one person who could actually undo the damage done to him by Tsunade. Hanami Senju, or as he called her affectionately Hanami- baa chan. Even though the old lady was nowhere to be found, the Hyuga in front of him with his Byakugan was probably his best chance at finding her and at the moment he was at his mercy.

The Hyuga had always been a regal, uptight bunch and they would definitely not approve of such disgraceful behaviors. Occasionally Jiraya was jealous of their power. They could see through everything with a 360 degree field of vision. Had he been blessed with that ocular capability, oh boy, he would have put it into good use. What made him even more annoyed is that he had never seen a Hyuga male show a more lewd side. While even his teacher, the Hokage, was prone to occasional slip ups, he could have sworn that anyone he met from the Hyuga family was less than excited about such exploits. Maybe bumping into that man was not the best of luck after all, but at least he had to try.

The man did not blink and Jiraya could swear that his look was even more judgmental than before his little intel excuse. Finally, he moved his mouth "You know, you deserve what you got. This is what you get for acting like an idiot. Tsunade-hime sure did a number on you". But to Jiraya's surprise, he raised his hands forming a seal and he continued "But I guess I can't let you bleed to death here either. Byakugan!"

Not three seconds passed until he was able to locate granny Hanami. Apparently she had been sitting by the river bank preoccupied by collecting herbs, as she had a habit of doing weekly. How hadn't Jiraya thought of that sooner? Of course she would be at the river bank. He had noticed that she seemed to enjoy her time there.

With a weak smile, he thanked the sensory ninja for his help. Perhaps the Hyuga were not that bad after all. With the last of his power, he managed to reach the river which lied at the outskirts of the village, before he collapsed in front of the person he had been searching for.

**Author's comments**

Yup, slow burn. Haha! I don't really like dragging things too long but also don't expect me to jump from one steamy scene to the next for the sake of fanservice.

Jiraya had always been a little pervert and the Sannin are some of my favorite characters in the franchise, so I had to include them somehow. Besides, Hanami who is a "baa-chan" has lived long enough to tell the tale. She must have some craaaaaazy stories to tell *wink* *wink*.

xoxo,

CS