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This is a total disaster thought King Kai.
Why is Lord Beerus energy moving this way? Thought King Kai.
Why would he come here? Said, King Kai.
Are you okay King Kai? Asks Goko.
Don't you have a party to go? Yells King Kai.
I thought you were leaving? Said, King Kai.
I just wanted to see if you were ok you look pale said Goko.
No no nothing wrong said, King Kai.
Then he starts dancing with Bubbles and Gregory.
Ok, this is weird even for them said Goko.
Later.
Why would Lord Beerus want to come here? Said King kai.
Goko uses the Kamehameha wave on herself.
She defeats her own attack.
Whoa, that kind of sting said Goko.
You grade A idiot yells King Kai.
Warn someone before you launch a blast like that said King Kai.
Then King Kai's house collapses/
Uh oh, that's bad said Goko.
You realize I still have live here don't you Goko? Asks King Kai.
I'm sorry I guess I got carried away and overdid it said Goko.
That how you roll I get that said, King Kai.
And that's why we can't let you and Beerus meet because neither one of you can control yourselves said, King Kai.
Wait who's Beerus? Asks Goko.
I get now you've been trying to hide something from me said Goko.
Who is this guy? Asks Goko.
Ok, I'll tell you said, King Kai.
His name is Lord Beerus and he's a God and he's headed here now said, King Kai.
Ok, cool said Goko.
But gods are good right? Why are you worried? Asks Goko.
Because Lord Beerus is a god of destruction and he'll destroy your Planet on the slightest whim if you tick him off said, King Kai.
Goko says a bunch of things.
Yes, the point is Goko any Planet or galaxy is at risk when he's wake so we have to be careful yells, King Kai.
Oh, I get so he's a bad guy said Goko.
It's not as simple as that said King Kai.
The universe must always be balanced Gods like the Kai's exist to create life and world's and encourage order. And other Gods like Beerus must also exist to destroy life said, King Kai.
Then I took it he's a strong one said Goko.
That don't begin to cut it said, King Kai.
His power is on a level greater than anything you've seen or even imagine said, King Kai.
No one can match him said, King Kai.
Wow, I can't wait to meet this guy said Goko.
That is not going to happen unless absolutely necessary said, King Kai.
If you do meet him i'm warning you don't do anything stupid you hear me? Said, King Kai.
Ok, I get it you want me to channel Beeus unless he does something really wrong right? Asks Goko.
Then he feels something.
Get inside, don't talk, don't move, don't come out said, King Kai.
Then he shoves Goko into this house.
Ouch, King Kai take it easy said Goko.
What was that for? Asks Goko.
Oh, I should stayed in bed said, King Kai.
Something the matter Kai? Asks Beerus.
Oh wow, so that's Beerus the destroyer huh? Said Goko.
He definitely looks tough said Goko.
But it's weird I can't sense any energy without my I wouldn't know he was here said Goko.
Oh man this so cool i'm really excited said Goko.
Keep your voice down Goko you're not supposed to let him find said, Gregory
Oh Lord Beerus what a pleasant surprise said, King Kai.
Welcome to my humble abode said, King Kai.
I appreciate you coming all this way to see me said, King Kai.
Uh, you look well said, King Kai.
It been quite A long time hasn't it North Kai said Beerus.
What? That's Beerus? Said Goko.
Get down said Gregory,
How many has it been exactly? Asks Beerus.
327 universal standard years said Whis.
How I was counting the exact month and day Lord but if your fine round it off 327 said, King Kai.
King Kai looks so nervous said Goko.
Shaking like a leaf said Goko.
It's like he's terrified of the guy said Goko.
Is Beerus really all that strong? Said Goko.
You know I had forgotten how tiny this Planet is now said Beerus.
Well, I like to call it cozy but of course, your right Lord forgive the lack of accommodations said, King Kai.
I definitely want to make you comfy said, King Kai.
Can I offer you something to eat or drink? Asks King Kai.
Perhaps is it something good? Said Beerus.
Oh, absolutely nothing but the most delicious for us deities said, King Kai.
Something delicious said Goko.
Where have you been hiding it? Asks Goko.
If I'd known that I would've eaten it already said Goko.
Intriguing said Beerus.
Well, you'd better hope your not overselling it North Kai said Beerus.
For this time I'll make your world even smaller said Beerus.
Maybe the size of that shed said Beerus.
Bubbles what are you for bring him a plate the good stuff on the top shelf next to the brownies I made said, King Kai.
But on second thought I'll decline I did just stuff myself on the way here said Beerus.
Oh, right I never had mine said Whis.
Oh ok, no problem said King Kai.
Maybe just a snack then? Asks King Kai.
I've got some crackers that taste like granite said, King Kai.
I just told I don't want anything Kai don't make say it again said Beerus.
Or will destroy what's left of this world said Beerus.
I'm sorry please forgive me not everyone like crackers said, King Kai.
You can save them for another time said Beerus.
Oh, that's a great idea said, King Kai.
You know I have to ask if you didn't come for culinary tourism Lord Beerus tan what is the reason for your visit? Asks King Kai.
Well, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with that Saiyan your harboring said Beerus.
Aah busted said Goko.
I told ya this would happen said, Gregory.
Oh, where my manners? I should've introduced you to her said, King Kai.
Goko where you raised in a mountain hut? Stop being rude and come say hello to Lord Beerus said, King Kai.
huh, now he wants me to come out? Said Goko.
Please pretend like you're polite said Gregory.
Yeah yeah of course said Goko.
Hi, my name is Goko said Goko.
Then King Kai smacks her on the head.
Ow aah said Goko.
Your a grown women so your old enough to know how to offer a proper greeting show some respect yells King Kai.
Ow, that hurts said Goko.
Hello and good morning your grace my name is Goko sir it is a pleasure said Goko.
The pleasure is all mine said Beerus.
Now that's out of the way there was something I was hoping to ask you about uh super said Beerus.
Super Saiyan God My lord you should write down said Whis.
Yes, I knew that so what can you tell about the existence of a Super Saiyan God said Beerus.
Super Saiyan God let me see said Goko.
I mean I know all about regular Super Saiyan but that's a no on the God stuff buddy said Goko.
I mean I know not of it sir said Goko.
I can't say I've heard of it either Lord Beerus said, King Kai.
Looks like a dead end you probably shouldn't worry about it anymore said, King Kai.
Well, that's too bad said Beerus.
But my servant Whis here tells me you defeated that bastard Frieza in battle said Beerus.
Uh oh yeah I kicked his butt a long time ago said Goko.
No, it doesn't seem possible that you could defeat as you are now but I understand you're capable of transformation said Beerus.
Becoming a Super Saiyan as you call it said Beerus.
Yes, that's right said, King Kai.
It's an interesting power up said, King Kai.
But not the Super Saiyan God said Beerus.
See my Lord it's as if I suspected it wasn't true premonition it was just a dream said Whis.
That makes a lot more sense than a mysterious warrior no one's heard of capable of matching your power said Whis.
Possibly said Beerus.
Except I'm not the only one who dreamed it said Beerus.
The seerer saw it as well said Beerus.
Let's ask Prince Vegeta what he knows said Beerus.
Planet Earth should be relatively close to here right said Beerus.
Planet Earth said, King Kai.
Are you sure you're up for more traveling? Asks Whis.
It takes at least 3 minutes to get there said Whis.
Just three minutes said Beerus.
Why would I care about that? Asks Beerus.
Sounds like you don't want me to go Whis said Beerus.
If memory serves correct you and Vegeta are mates said Beerus,
Yes, he's my husband said Goko.
And you two have Children together correct said Beerus.
Well, just one son. Although I do have another son but his father is a human said Goko.
Uh, you're not going to destroy the Earth or anything, or you? Asks King Kai.
Not unless anything urkes me said Beerus.
Come on Whis let's go said Beerus.
Hey, listen you're supposed to I mean Lord Beerus I have heard you're incredibly strong said Goko.
I was wondering if you could show me tinsy bit of your power said Goko.
Goko said, King Kai.
I can't believe she asked that said Gregory,
You me to demonstrate my power, my dear? In what way? Asks Beerus.
Nothing big we could go toe to toe in a sparring match said Goko.
I've lived hundreds of millions of years yet never in my existence have I been issued a challenge such as yours Goko said Beerus.
You much be strong indeed to have that degree of confidence either that or your just an arrogant fool said Beerus.
Yes that's it she's a fool said, King Kai.
She's a big dumb stupid fool, just look at her said, King Kai.
Why not go ahead and come at me with all you've got said Beerus.
What? Said, King Kai.
Awesome said Goko.
I mean thank you very much sir said Goko.
King kai yells at her why she shouldn't fight Beerus.
She changed into her gi.
All the more reason to fight to see where I need to improve said Goko.
Am this gonna be great said Goko.
I swear you brain damage said, King Kai.
I'm bored said Beerus.
Are we doing this or not? Asks Beerus.
Yeah, we're doing it said Goko.
Very well said Beerus.
When every your ready then said Beerus.
Well, I could try fighting you in my normal state said Goko.
But that might be an insult to your power said Goko.
She goes Super Saiyan.
This level is called a Super Saiyan said Goko.
Interesting so you relied on this to combat Frieza and you do seem to have powered up a little bit said Beerus.
As I said attack when you like said Beerus.
I can't believe this happening said, King Kai.
Would like to share some this lunch while we wait? Asks Whis.
Let's get one thing clear said Goko.
I don't want you holding anything back in this battle said Goko.
Because I'm giving you all I've got said Goko.
Please do said Beerus.
Goko can't land a single punch on Beerus.
Come on said Goko.
He's evading Goko like it's nothing said, Gregory.
It seems there won't be enough time for a proper lunch today said Whis.
Man, i'm not even laying a finger on this guy said Goko,
Yeah, I told you dummy said, King Kai,
Now stop while you still can said, King Kai.
She goes at him again.
Goko said, King Kai.
But once again she can't land a single punch.
Your a decent fighter aren't you Saiyan? Asks Beerus.
Now I can see how you can defeat Frieza after reaching this level said Beerus.
But even with this increase, you're only slightly stronger than he was said Beerus.
I bet you barely scraped by said Beerus.
Ha, you don't miss words, do you? Asks Goko.
But I'm a lot tougher than you think said Goko.
She goes to punch him but Beerus jumps out of the way,
I expecting a good deal more from you said Beerus.
What a disappointing trip said Beerus.
You ready to go Whis? Asks Beerus.
Always My Lord said Whis.
Wait this fight isn't even close to finished said Goko.
She powers up once more.
This is called Super Saiyan 2 said Goko.
King Kai begs her to stop.
Oh, you found another level said Beerus.
Seems you're more clever than I thought said Beerus.
Maybe this has something to do with the Super Saiyan God and it's a wasted trip after all said Beerus.
Super Saiyan 2 how fascinating, Whis said.
When i'm at this level you won't get so easily said Goko.
She goes at Beerus but once again misses.
Time out said Goko.
Look Lord Beerus you're clearly great at dodging but could you fight back a little too? Said Goko.
I mean how can I appreciate strong you really are if all you do is get out of the way? Said Goko.
Goko said, King Kai
Very well said Beerus.
But only if you can show you have enough power to make even my slightest effort worthwhile said Beerus.
Fine said Goko.
If it's proof you want then it's proof you'll get said Goko.
She goes at him but she continues to miss as he avoids her.
Are you finished yet? Asks Beerus.
I won't fight back if this is the best that you can do said Beerus.
But of course, you haven't fooled me said Beerus.
I can sense there's still more your body is capable of said Beerus.
So stop holding it back said Beerus.
Show me your all if you have any hope of witnessing a destroyer's power said Beerus.
Fine, I'll show what i'm capable of said Goko.
This is Super Saiyan 3 said Goko.
Run for cover said, King Kai.
Oh Super Saiyan 3? Said Beerus.
You've been working hard over the years said Beerus.
Compared to your previous forms the increase in power is indeed considerable said Beerus.
Perhaps you're not the total imbilie I took you for said Beerus.
This third level really does seem to different said Whis.
Guess am I eating this said Whis.
Alright, you've seen my real power said Goko.
So does that you're gonna start fighting back now? Asks Goko.
Well, how can know it's enough until I've you put it into action said Beerus.
You what? Said Goko.
I can only use this power for so long said Goko.
So let's make it count said Goko.
Goko still can't land a single hit on Beerus.
Then Goko uses the Kamehameha wave on Beerus.
Did that work? Asks Gregory.
But it failed.
He deflected the whole blast said Goko.
He's amazing said Goko.
What the? It's like my feet just moved on their own said Goko.
Rather impressive Saiyan said Beerus.
The truth you finally convinced me to attack which I was about to do at that moment said Beerus.
If you hadn't jumped back like that this fight would be over said Beerus.
Your instincts saved you said Beerus.
You can't sense my energy yet your body avoided me even if your minds still catching up said Beerus.
You truly are a gifted warrior said Beerus.
One of the best I've seen but I don't suppose there's something your keeping from me said Beerus.
Like a level that could actually changelle my power said Beerus.
Like Super Saiyan God is that it? Asks Beerus.
Well now you're just mocking me said Goko.
He dodged again said Goko.
She fires a ki blast but Beerus gets out of the way and it goes through the planet.
Well, I guess that's all said Beerus.
While this was a let down you did give me an entertaining show said Beerus.
So I'll thank you by showing you something too said Beerus.
A very small display of a destroyer's power said Beerus.
He sends her backwards then touches and sends her into the ground.
Aah Goko said, King Kai.
Goko you okay? Asks King Kai.
All right Whis let's go said Beerus.
Yes, sir said Whis.
Excuse me monkey would you mind wasting for me please said Whis.
Thank you said Whis.
Till we meet again North Kai said Beerus.
All right bye said, King Kai.
Oh so you're still breathing good said, King Kai.
You're just lucky that Lord Beerus was in a good enough mood to hold back his actual power said, King Kai.
But now we've got a bigger problem said, King Kai.
Scene change
Bulma finds Vegeta in a lounge chair on the deck.
Oh so you did show up said Bulma.
But where's Goko? Asks Bulma.
How should I know where Karae is said Vegeta.
Well, she is your wife said Bulma.
That doesn't mean I keep tabs on her every second of every day said Vegeta.
Well, the rest of the gang is here too including your sons and stepson and his wife said Bulma.
I still can not believe that boy actually married an earthling said Vegeta.
Well it's not like there are any Saiyan women left other than Goko what's he supposed to marry his own mother said Bulma.
Of course not woman incest frowned upon in Saiyan society as well it is here but he could have had the pick of any species in the universe said Vegeta.
Are all species compatible with Saiyans like humans? Asks Bulma.
I don't know said Vegeta.
Anyway, why don't you go see Yamcha said Vegeta.
Fine said Bulma.
You Saiyans are such a pain said Bulma.
I hope you get a sunburn said Bulma.
Vegeta this King Kai can you hear me? Asks King Kai.
King Kai? What could you possibly want from me? Asks Vegeta.
Yeah drop the attitude for a few seconds i'm trying to help you here said, King Kai.
There's a being called Beerus the destroyer and he's headed to Earth as we speak said King Kai.
Beerus the destroyer I think i've heard that name before said Vegeta.
Well good for you I'm you're very worldly in culture said, King Kai.
He's awake and looking for a challenge so do not engage him in any way said, King Kai.
That means no insulting, no fighting, no Vegetaing of any kind said, King Kai.
Otherwise, if someone or something sets him off it will mean the complete destruction of Earth said, King Kai.
You really think he'd blow up the Earth? Said Vegeta.
And just in case you happen to lose some grandeur and think you can fight. Well, don't he already beat Goko with two blows said, King Kai.
Are you serious he defeated Karae that easily?! Said Vegeta.
Yes, that easily said King Kai.
Scene change
Oh look who's conicus said, King Kai.
Wow, he really is awesome said Goko.
I can't believe he's that strong said Goko.
You should thank your lucky stars he didn't kill you and your unborn child said, King Kai.
What i'm pregnant again?! Said Goko.
Oh, I thought you knew said, King Kai.
Now, what do I do? Asks Goko.
The only way I can boost my strength quickly is to fuse with Vegeta and I don't even think that would do the trick said Goko.
Plus once Vegeta finds out i'm pregnant he'll forbid me from fighting Beerus said Goko.
He has the right idea said, King Kai.
But what was the Super Saiyan God stuff he kept talking about? Is that level I can reach if I train hard enough? Or is it a Saiyan we didn't even existed? Asks Goko.
Wow, you are beyond help said, King Kai.
But King Kai we have to warn Earth, he's headed there now said Goko.
I already took care of it said, King Kai.
I told Vegeta said, King Kai.
He's one i'm betting to stir up the most trouble not counting you said, King Kai.
Vegeta and Beerus you're right that could ugly really fast said Goko.
I need to get down there too said Goko.
Stay down you're hurt and think of your baby said, Gregory.
I can't sit while the Earth's in danger said Goko.
I have to find a way to stand up to this guy said Goko.
Goko said, King Kai.