Hello there, you beautiful people! This is the first story, and i'm hoping that you enjoy it! For now, these first couple of stories will start off somewhat more simple before i get into the really juicy crossover stuff. Just note that some of these stories might get follow-ups, others might not.

For now, lets start with a story from A Hat In Time.

Have fun!

"Space."

"A place so huge, that if you lost your keys in it, they'll be gone forever"
-Captain Quark, 2007

Once upon a time (AKA Tuesday), there was a lonely ship among the stars, orbiting a odd-looking planet. Inside this ship lived a little girl wearing a surprisingly big top hat, who's usually tasked by her parents to go on errands for their delivery service. She often had to visit this odd little planet, seeing as its inhabitants are some of their most frequent customers.

Now today (Er, evening), she was currently sleeping, dreaming of your typical nice dream subjects. There were nice, colorful clouds, big fluffy sheep, delicious pizza that grew from trees, and the best part was that all her friends were the-

MEOWWOWWUDDLYWUDDLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Hat Kid shot out of bed and into the floor out of surprise. Man, i should really get a quieter alarm, she thought to herself as she got up. Seeing as she's already out of the bed, she decides she might as well get her daily morning routine over with. Brushing her teeth, making her bed, cleaning her favorite hat, laundry (her hat isn't compatible with the washer), all that kinda stuff.

As soon as she was done, she went to the kitchen to go get some breakfast. In the kitchen was a small Roomba making pancakes and bacon, as Roombas usually do.

"Good morning, Master Kid!", said the Roomba, noticing Hat Kid at the door.

"Good morning, Roombi!",replied Hat Kid. She sat down on the table (As in, on the table itself, not any of the chairs) so she could enjoy her bacon pancakes.

"So, anything interesting that happened in your dreams last night?", asked Roombi.

"Well, i think i remember Mustache Girl being made of chicken wings for some reason", Hat Kid replied.

"...Huh", The robot said, somewhat amused. "Well, i think an order from a different planet this time", informed the Roomba, "So it looks like we'll be going somewhere different for once."

"Ooooooooo!" Hat Kid actually hadn't been to many other planets- just her own, and the one with the Cook Mafia (She never really did figure out the planets name). So the opportunity to venture out to other, more unknown planets exited her. "Which planet is it? Hopefully someplace fun!"

"Y'know, funny thing is, they didn't tell me yet", admitted Roombi, "Wonder why?"

As it just so happened, the notification for the delivery popped up in his database. He knew because it took the form of an obnoxious ad with bright, ugly colors. He's pretty sure Mr and Mrs. Kid put it in just to mess with him. They're great people, but they're also pretty big pranksters.

"Speak of the devil! It's here! Lemme just take a lo-"

What he saw immediately made him fear for his life.

"PANDORA?!", he screamed in horror.

"Pandora? I've never heard of it before", asked Hat Kid.

"Pandora is only the biggest piece of shi- er, poop in the whole galaxy! It's filled to the brim with psychotic murderers, vicious wildlife, gruesome scenery, and more dangerous guns than even the Gun God himself can handle! What on earth were your parents thinking!?" The Roomba panically informed her.

Now, Roombi was more than aware that Hat Kid can put up a good fight. Hell, she even stopped her best friend, Mustache Girl, from taking over the whole world using their Time Pieces (Hourglasses that can travel in time), and came out with barley a scratch. But even Subcon Forest is NOTHING compared to what Pandora was like.

He quickly looked back at the notification, desperately looking for something to remedy this. Thankfully, he did. "Oh thank god", he sighed, "It's an optional job. I still have no idea why they would allow you to do this in the first place, but at least there's an option to decline."

Unfortunately, when he looked up, he saw that Hat Kid was looking actually thrilled about the idea. "Will there be old, scrappy cars that shoot missiles?!", she asked excitedly. Now would be a good time to mention that she's a massive fan of apocalyptic settings in general media (Particularly stuff like Mad Max), so it shouldn't really've come as a surprise to Roombi to see her fully on-board with the idea.

"...Yes", he sighed, knowing full well what she's gonna do next.

The next thing he knew, Hat Kid was at the main deck, planning to go to this new, dangerous planet. "What's the delivery for, anyways?", she asked, realizing that she didn't actually know what it was they were delivering.

"Seems to be a robot simply wanting spare parts", Roombi replied. He knew who this robot was, too. It was a CL4P-TRP unit who became semi-famous for being the last unit currently alive. It wasn't the destination he was worried about (CL4Ps can hold guns, but they cant shoot them), it was the journey to the bot.

"Here we go! Blasting of to planet Pandora!"

The ship promptly rocketed towards the general direction of the planet, ready to have a brand new adventure in a brand new land.

And that was the first chapter! I hope it was a good introduction to Hat Kid and Roombi.

Hat Kid stories are basically gonna be her making deliveries to different planets and meeting new people.

You can probably guess who the subject of the next chapter will be.

A few fun facts:

The alarm clock was Mr. Torgue doing air guitar.

Hat Kid's real name here literally is 'Hat Kid' (Hatilyn Kid, to be precise)

See you cool dudes later!