Summary: Blaine's diabolical plan comes to a shocking end and Sebastian's super-secret surprise is revealed.
Note: Songs will have lyrics missing (usually repetitive) and conversations or character actions are there instead.
I wanted to get this out yesterday to celebrate the special day in our lives, but stuff happened. It was six years ago yesterday that the new insanely hot, Not-a- Freshman Warbler first laid eyes on Mr. Sex on a Stick and so many possibilities were born (Damn you Canon!). To mark this auspicious occasion, I give you a "porno version of Dirty Dancing" and smutty, smutty dirty talk. (Warning?)
Mercedes looked over Santana's shoulder at Blaine who shrugged and mouthed Go with it. When she finally broke her hold on Mercedes, Santana told Blaine "Ok, you know my rule…secret in, secret out. These are your choices, either I get to tell Hummel that you're a finalist at NYADA without applying or I get to reveal to Hummel who Bibbi actually is. Pick one."
"Who's Bibbi?" Mercedes asked.
"My godmother, and Tana, you are keeping like 20 different secrets, so you just want to torture Kurt." He didn't like were this was going but what the hell "NYADA. Since he said he's done with it and applying to the Fashion Institute, it won't cause as much drama."
"NYADA it is. Come on Diva, we're going to need Berry for this." Santana linked arms with the confused Mercedes and headed back out to the restaurant. Blaine chuckled and watched them go then...Shit, Rachel! He had forgotten why he come back to the office in the first place. He sent her a quick text and then went to prepare for the final stage of his diabolical plan. The one that would really kick things into overdrive.
Meanwhile, Kurt had been walking around the room, searching for a particular person. Finally, he found the guy talking to Unique of all people. That was good, Unique worshipped him, or had said something like that last year. The fact that he hadn't spoken to her any time he had helped out the New Directions shouldn't matter. "Hey Unique, are you having a good time?"
There were no other Blainey's Angels around, but Unique looked over at Jake and Ryder who immediately knew what she wanted. "I am having a good time, thank you Kurt.
"And who is this?"
"This is my friend Doug. He's a Warbler which I'm sure you remember from yesterday. Doug, that note you hit and then carried for so long, it was breathtaking. Wasn't it Kurt?"
"It was pretty good" Kurt knew Unique was baiting him, but he wasn't going to fall for it. So much for having her on his side. "I don't know if you know this, but I am also capable of hitting a high F."
"Doug, Unique, the girls are looking for you." They left without saying another word and Kurt suddenly found himself alone, confused by what had happened. However, he was more confused by who had told Unique and Doug to leave "Trent?"
"Listen to me, Hummel. None of us give a shit about what you do, but Doug is off limits. Back the fuck off." Trent didn't give him a chance to respond but Kurt knew there had to be more going on there than just a Senior Warbler looking out for a First Year. The Trent he knew would never speak to anyone like that.
From across the room Sebastian, Thad and Sam had been keeping an eye on the situation. "This is going to be a problem, isn't it?" Sam asked.
"Unfortunately." Sebastian went back to the table to get his drink but stopped when he saw the girls frozen in place, staring back toward the kitchen. "What's wron…Fuck"
There was nothing wrong. It was Blaine and he had changed again. This time he had exchanged the tight polo for a white tank covered by an open, red button-down shirt with sleeves rolled up three to three quarter length. The incredibly tight jeans had been traded in for the leather pants from the Diva outfit which somehow accentuated his ass even more. His curls had been styled and the scruff cleaned up. "Hey guys. Sorry I've been gone so long, but I finally had the chance to change from my opening number outfit."
"Damn Blainers, I think you broke your boyfriend." While what Santana said appeared to be true, her calling Blaine Blainers and not Seblaine Jr was code for the girls that they had a problem. Kurt was not where they needed him to be and Rachel could not go get him.
"Well, hopefully he's not too broken. It's his turn to sit on a stool so I can sing to him."
And problem solved "Hold on, you can't introduce yourself. Rachel, take my seat and make sure Seb doesn't literally begin drooling. Trent, Trouty, when I call him up make sure he doesn't trip over his tongue." That settled, Santana pulled Blaine over to the stage "You look sexy as hell, but he is going to want payback."
"That's the point. He already has something planned. This is my payback."
"How far are you two planning on taking this?"
"Mailman far."
"I like your style, Anderson. Now stay here. I need to make sure Hummel is in place. It wouldn't be the same without him glaring at the two of you from across the room." Santana walked up to the microphone and saw that Kurt wasn't too far from she needed him to be "Attention everyone, for one of the moments you have been waiting for, it's time to get some Seblaine love up in here!" She let the audience applaud for a moment, but she wanted to get Kurt moving. "Ok, everyone back to your seats. Come on, hurry up. That means you too, Hummel." Kurt shot her a dirty look, but did go back to his seat by the guys. Quinn and Mercedes each gave her a thumbs-up to let her know she could continue. "Bring him down boys!"
"I can get myself to the stool" Sebastian growled at her.
"Yes, but will you be able to stay on it? Ladies and gentlemen, Blaine Anderson."
Once the cheering stopped, Blaine managed to blush and give Sebastian one of his famous bashful schoolboy looks, although the rest of his appearance screamed anything but "Bas, I love you and I've wanted to sing this song for you for a while. It is a song from my past, but you've said that you wished you would have been there, so this is for you."
When the intro began, Sebastian knew he recognized it but could not figure out from where. He was too busy watching his boyfriend ditch the bashful schoolboy and go straight to come hither, eye-fucking. Then to turn him on even further, Blaine pulled the microphone off the stand and started to walk, no, slither toward him. Sebastian thought he would be shooting cum before Blaine even started to sing, but then Blaine turned slightly and pointed…at Rachel? What the…NOOOOOOO! He wouldn't.
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you
Yes, he would
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around, turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back there too
Don't, don't you want me?
Rachel had been acting innocent this whole time, batting her eyelashes and playing up the Who? Me? When Blaine made it back to the stage, Rachel recognized the signal to stand and untie the tie on her wrap dress, revealing a very short, very tight spaghetti-strap dress in the same color red as Blaine's shirt. Ignoring the catcalls from her friends, she grabbed a hidden microphone and walked toward the stage as she joined in.
It's much too late to find
When you think you've changed your mind
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Puck leaned in toward Beat and Mike "I don't think Rachel planned for that to happen." He tilted his head, subtly pointing out that Finn was watching Rachel in the same manner as Sebastian was watching Blaine.
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
Santana, who was grinning from ear to ear, decided to kick thing up a notch "I remember Seblaine Jr. dancing behind her, but I don't remember him grinding her ass like that. Fuck! Did he just bite her? Looks like fucking Sebastian has done wonders for Blaine's sexual side. I bet they're into some kinky shit."
As if on cue, every Warbler within earshot groaned in unison "You have no idea." It took about a nano-second for them all to realize that they probably shouldn't have done that.
Santana had been joking, but now she wanted to know and from the expressions on their faces, the other girls did too. She had gotten so distracted that she had completely forgotten about Kurt. That was until he slammed his drink on the table, shattering the glass.
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me
Sebastian had begun to squirm on his stool. He was pretty damn sure the two of them hadn't danced together like they were in some porn version of Dirty Dancing the last time.
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Oh…Oh…Oh
Sebastian almost fell over when Rachel did the arch the back, circle back around and smash Blaine's dick with her girl parts (he couldn't bring himself to say the P word, even if was only in his head) move. What the hell were they thinking? There were children in the room (Well, they were sixteen which was technically legal in Ohio, but that was beside the point).
From off to the side he heard a distinctive voice egging Blaine on. Holy shit, Sugar was watching this! Blaine would never do something like this in front of his sweet, innocent baby cousin. What the hell?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh?
Don't you want me, baby?
When the two of them finished, they were staring intently into each other's eyes and panting heavily. Rachel smiled and giggled "I think I found my new duet partner." That's when it happened…this kiss. Full on, lips and tongues everywhere, mikes dropped so hands could move freely. It didn't last very long. The moment Sebastian registered what was happening he was out of his seat in a flash, grabbed his boyfriend caveman style and drug him toward the back.
"I hope Cooper's office is soundproof" Puck joked (kind of) as the boyfriends passed his table.
"Oh, but I bet whatever they do will be hot. It would be fun to listen, or better yet, watch." Once she said it, Brittany looked over at Kurt. She was one of the few people that cared if he got his feelings hurt. Speaking of hurt…"Oh my god, Kurt, your hand is bleeding."
Meanwhile, Blaine and Sebastian didn't go to the office but one of the storage closets instead. Sebastian slammed the door then smashed Blaine against it, kissing him hard enough to take the Rachel Berry away. When he finally pulled away he totally lost it "What the fuck was that? You were dry fucking her up there! In front of 100 fucking people! If this was some sort of fucking stunt to piss off Hummel it fucking backfired! I can fucking tell you right now the only fucking person that is pissed off is me!"
When Sebastian finished, Blaine smiled, which turned into a smirk, which turned into that look that sent electricity throughout his boyfriend's body. Well, it wasn't going to work this time (maybe). "Oh sweetheart, you didn't like my gift for you? You see I thought since Kurt decided he's not in love with you anymore I'd help you kick your old favorite mailman up a notch. You know, the one of me and Rachel kissing. I figured it would be more effective with visuals."
Sebastian reminded himself that Blaine had done a bad, bad thing. The fact that he was using that voice of his that practically sent him into submission (ok, it totally did) didn't matter (hopefully). "Why? My old images worked just fine."
"Oh Bas, you don't seem to appreciate what Rachel and I did for you. You see starting Monday, for the next two weeks you are my toy to play with as I wish. And when I say toy, I mean I stocked up with Jeremiah, toy. I got one of those remote control vibrators with settings from 1 to 10. I can't wait for you to have it up your ass during Mr. Mumford's Economics class. It's usually so boring. Oh, and I got this modified chastity belt that you'll put on the Monday after Regionals and then take off that Thursday before our Study Hall in the Library. Once it's off, I'm going to play out one of my fantasies. I'm going to crawl under the library table and blow you right there. Four days of no touching and then my wet mouth is going to take your entire cock down my throat and you're going to have to sit there quietly, like nothing's going on. Plus, I'm going to arrange for Thad to meet you at our table about five minutes after I start. You are going to be so ready to shoot your cum, but if you make one wrong move or facial expression Thad will know right away what's happening. Doesn't this sound like fun?"
"No! (yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, please) You're the one that let Rachel do everything but drop to her knees on during that song. Why am I being punished? I did nothing wrong!"
"You're right my love, you've done nothing wrong…yet."
What the hell? Blaine said yet and then left him there. Yet what? He hadn't done anything…Oh shit! Blaine had obviously overheard half of a conversation he had with Trent. The wrong half. He needed to talk to Trent and Mercedes. Now!
As determined as he was to find them, Sebastian stopped when he heard what was happening on stage. Rachel and Finn were up there singing a rather inappropriate rendition of We've Got Tonight, not paying a bit of attention to anyone else in the room. That wasn't going to end well, which had kind of been the theme of the evening. He found Trent talking with Wes and David, but Mercedes was nowhere in sight. "Trent, I need to talk to you and Mercedes. Where is she?"
David rolled his eyes and was visibly frustrated "I'm surprised you didn't run into her. She and Brittany are in the back helping to get Hummel's hand patched up."
"What did he do?"
"Smashed a glass on the table when Blaine and Rachel were on stage and it cut his hand pretty bad. He's cracking Sebastian. You need to surprise Blaine like in the next 10 minutes if you want Hummel here."
"Ok, I know Blaine has one more song planned with the girls but I don't even know who the girls are." He saw Blaine talking to Jake and Ryder, and even though he was still a little afraid of him, he called him over "Hey B, can you come here a minute?"
"Sure, what's up?"
"I know you have the Katy Perry song left to do with the girls. Which girls are you talking about?"
"Sugar, Nari and Kitty. Although, I heard Marley is going to perform with them because some quote/unquote Cheerio Bitch keeps trying to hang all over Jake. But, I'm not performing with them anymore."
"Why not?" Trent asked.
"I would not do that song with them and told them that if I heard them sing one note of it I would have Uncle Robert's men pull them off stage. They chose another song they said they didn't need me for, but I have the guys in place just in case."
Sebastian started to laugh "Damn B, what the hell was the song? I mean Katy Perry…Holy Shit! Did they want to do Teenage Dream?"
"No. Peacock."
All eyes immediately went to Wes who went pale at the thought of his little sister singing Come on baby let me see what you're hiding underneath to Sam. Sam, the blonde Adonis who wore pants so tight as the BDSM Angel that there was no question about what he's hiding. Or what he wasn't hiding as the case may be. "I need to talk to my sister RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!"
"You know, that was the second time today I heard Wes say Fuck. I think that's the record." David said, which made the others laugh even harder than they had when Wes stormed off. "I better go after him."
"No, let me" Blaine offered. "I already had this tirade when Sugar told me the original song. I can empathize."
Once Blaine left Sebastian told David "Now that B's taken care of Wes, I need you to go rescue your girlfriend."
"Mercedes is not my girlfriend."
"Yeah, hate to tell you this dude, but Mercedes is your girlfriend. You just haven't asked her yet."
David was so focused on what Sebastian had said, he literally walked into Cooper "Hey, watch where you're going. Oh, hi David, You on your way to rescue Brittany and your girlfriend from Hummel."
"She's not my…nevermind, but yes, Seb needs Mercedes. So, where have you been all night?"
"Taking care of things behind the scenes, trying to find ways to better secure the kitchen and my office since people think they can just walk in and out, and watching the security monitors."
"I thought there were like 10 of Mr. Motta's guys here."
"Fifteen if count Doug's team and Dmitri. I still…NO!"
David turned around to see Thad, Nick, Sam and Jake on stools and Kitty, Sugar, Nari and Marley on stage in full-on slutty school girl outfits, complete with pigtails. "I thought the just added Marley. Where did they get an outfit? I bet Wes and Blaine are going to flip out if they're singing…"
Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Cooper excused himself because he suddenly had something very important to do. David assumed it had something to do with what was going on onstage, but what was important to him was that if the girls were on then Sebastian was next and he needed Mercedes. He found her, as well as Kurt and Brittany next to a sink designated for medical issues.
"I still don't understand how Sebastian tricked you Kurt" But Brittany was at least trying which Kurt apricated, so he had more patience with her than others "Just because he said something and it came true doesn't mean he's a trickster. He could be a physic or wizard like Harry Potter. Don't the Warblers go to school at Hogwarts?"
Now there's a member of the New Directions that actually is endearing "Sorry to interrupt, but Mercedes and Brittany, the final song is next."
Brittany kissed Kurt on the cheek and left. Mercedes did the same thing but added "Don't forget to change the wrap when you get home and go to the ER if it gets infected."
"Thanks Mercy, I'll see you tomorrow at the wedding." David started to follow Mercedes out, but Kurt couldn't help himself "You know you'll never really be one of them."
"Excuse me? What are you talking about? I know you've heard Once a Warbler, Always a Warbler. Well, all Warblers but you and Hunter Clarington. Good company you're keeping there, Hummel."
"I'm not talking about being a Warbler, I'm talking about being a Dalton Boy. You'll always be their charity case."
"David!" Both guys turned to see an agitated Cooper "Go back to the restaurant. I need to speak to Kurt." David left but had an unsettled feeing. What had Kurt meant by charity case?
"What the fuck do you think you were doing?" Cooper hissed, trying to control himself and not yell with all of the people around "If you believe for one second that you can replace your blackmail about Sebastian's parentage with blackmail of telling David about where his money to pay for school comes from, think again. Come with me." When Kurt hesitated Cooper informed him "That was not a request." They went and sat at a table in the back and were just in time to see Sebastian take the stage.
"Hi, I'm Sebastian Smythe. I have an announcement from the owner. It is now 10PM and at 10:30PM the Sugar Shack will be closing, so this will be the last song of the evening." The expected chorus of Awww(s) and Boo(s) rang down since everyone had been having such a good time. "With that out of the way, I would like to ask my wonderful boyfriend Blaine to come have a seat. It's time for me to pay him back for the song he sang for me earlier."
Blaine was met with Ooooh(s) and You're in trouble(s), but he didn't care. He had already proven his point, so he'd let Sebastian have his fun.
"Blaine, I'm pretty sure you overheard part of a conversation I had with Trent, where he said that I should chose a song for you that would express what I love most about you and I sang..?"
He knew he had been caught, so Blaine played along "Baby Got Back."
The crowd laughed since most of them had heard Sebastian mention Blaine's ass a few (hundred) times "What my wonderful eavesdropping boyfriend didn't stick around to hear was that I was joking, and knew exactly what I wanted to sing because the things I love most are Blaine's big beautiful eyes."
Well, that got everyone's attention.
"Blaine forgave me for the worst thing I had ever done, even when I couldn't forgive myself. So, every day that I have the privilege of looking into his eyes I see that forgiveness but I also see joy, and pain, and passion, and love and a million other emotions. Most importantly, when I look in Blaine's eyes I see home."
Trent, Doug, Unique and Mercedes headed up to the stage humming the opening and Blaine felt someone sit next to him. It was Sam who gave him a handkerchief and then clutched his hand. He was there for support. Blaine usually wasn't on the receiving end of these things.
Love I get so lost, sometimes
Days pass and this emptiness fills my heart
When I want to run away
I drive off in my car
But whichever way I go
I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
And the grand facade, so soon will burn
Without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside
In your eyes
(In your eyes)
The light the heat
(In your eyes)
I am complete
(In your eyes)
I see the doorway
(In your eyes)
to a thousand churches
Every time the background In your eyes was sung, a different table would join in until practically half the room was standing. It wouldn't be much longer until every table had joined in.
Love, I don't like to see so much pain
So much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away
I get so tired of working so hard for our survival
I look to the time with you to keep me awake and alive
Blaine was thankful for whoever thought to have Sam sit and hold his hand. There was no way he would make it through this without that stability. What Sebastian had put together was breathtaking. An outpouring of love and support from not only his friends, but those he considered family…Sam, Santana, The Senior Warblers, Wes, David…and of course his real family of Sugar and Cooper. Very few of those there had any idea of how perfect the timing for this was. How much Blaine would need that support in the very near future.
(In your eyes)
The light the heat
(In your eyes)
I am complete
(In your eyes)
I see the doorway
(In your eyes)
to a thousand churches
(In your eyes)
The resolution
(In your eyes)
of all the fruitless searches
In your eyes
By this time everyone was participating and having a good time, except for a small table in the back "See that Kurt? That is how my brother deserves to be loved and I will make sure he never settles for anything less again. Move on, Kurt. Blaine obviously has."
In your eyes
Oh, I want to be that complete
Sebastian walked down the stairs to make sure he finished the song with Blaine in his arms, which he did.
In your eyes, in your eyes
In your eyes, in your eyes
The song ended and balloons fell like they did the previous year. People began to bat them around but were ever mindful of the oblivious couple kissing in the middle of the chaos. It took a while for them to separate, but when they did Blaine's smile was probably the brightest Sebastian had ever seen "I take it I'm not in trouble anymore?"
Blaine looked around the room and basked in the happiness before saying "Not even a little bit. I've never been so happy to be wrong in my life. I love you so much Bas. Happy Valentine's Day."
"I love you too B. Happy Valentine's Day."
Notes:
I just found out that today is the 7 year anniversary of the first appearance of Blaine Warbler. Oh, the things you find on Twitter.
Don't You Want Me Baby: ADRIAN WRIGHT, IAN CHARLES BURDEN, JOHN WILLIAM CALLIS, PHILIP OAKEY 1981
In Your Eyes: PETER GABRIEL 1986