I NEVER Say Any Of That, a star wars: the clone wars fanfic

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME RANDOMNESS?

I probably have issues, but oh well. Remember this song? Of course you do. ;D

I am NOT responsible for ANY earworms aka songs stuck in your head. Enjoy! :P

Ahsoka was tired of the same ol' vines, and the same ol' music. She always searched up the same things over and over again! And Ahsoka never looked at the "You Might Like" thread on the homepage for HoloTube. She decided that this time she would.

The songs that were suggested were the ones Ahsoka didn't like, so she kept scrolling.

The last song on the que intrigued her. It was called "What Does The Fox Say?".

"Please don't be a video of everything Fox has EVER said."She asked herself quietly, thinking of the clone commander stationed at the Senate building.

The video opened to a modern house, with people in animal costumes partying with synth music playing.

Dog goes "woof"

Cat goes "meow"

Bird goes "tweet"

And mouse goes "squeak"

Cow goes "moo"

Frog goes "croak"

And Elephant goes "Toot"

Ducks say "quack"

Fish go "blub"

And the seal goes "Ow ow ow."

There's one sound that no one knows.

The singer was suddenly in a fox costume. The animal, not the clone.

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Now everyone was in a forest with giant glow sticks! And dancers were in fox masks, black pants, and white shirts.

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Back to the couch at the party, still in the fox costume.

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Back in the forest.

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa pow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Hatee hatee hatee ho!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

It changed to a grandpa reading a book to his grandson.

Joff tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Tchoff tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Ahsoka didn't know why she was laughing so hard. It was just so random and ridiculous! Now the singer was back at the party, again.

Big blue eyes

Pointy nose

Chasing mice

And digging holes

Tiny paws

Up the hill

It changed to a fox in the forest.

Suddenly, you're standing still

The fox was looking at the singer through the brush.

Your fur is red

So beautiful

Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet

A friendly horse

Now a horse was in the forest, too! This just kept getting weirder. And funnier.

Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse?

mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse?

Ho-o-o-o-orse

Back in the forest, with the dancers, guy in a fox costume, and the lights.

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Jacha chacha-chacha chow!

Chacha chacha-chacha chow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Fraka kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Now Ahsoka was overtaken by the laughs!

A-hee-ahee-ha-hee!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

The video continued, silly as kriff. At the end, Ahsoka was crying from laughing.

Rex came into the room, to find Ahsoka, on the floor, laughing very hard.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"T-h-his" she stuttered, restarting the video and handing Rex the datapad.

Rex watched the video. When he finished the video, and looked up from the datapad, his face was red.

"Rex are you-" Ahsoka asked. She didn't get to finish, because Rex burst out laughing.

"That's-so-funny!" Once he calmed down, Rex said "Imma send this to Fives-"

"WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!" exploded from the barracks.

"Nevermind. That was most probably Fives. And Echo. Imma send it to Cody."Rex pulled up the video, and shared it with Cody.

-0-0-0-0-

Cody received a text on his Datapad. It was from Rex. He tapped on the message preview. His vod had sent him a video, along with 15 laughing-so-hard-that-I'm-crying emojis.

What was it this time, Cody thought, wondering.

He was about to press 'play' on the video, when Boil and Waxer burst into the room.

"Are ya gonna watch a video?"asked Waxer, looking over Cody's shoulder.

"Can we watch it too?" inquired Boil, looking over his OTHER shoulder.

"Fine."Cody grumbled.

The video started. The three were quiet for the start, but by the end the ship was probably rocking with how loud they were laughing

"Who-should-we-send-this-to?" sputtered Boil through laughs.

"I already know." said Cody, as he pressed the share button, shielding the screen with his hand.

-0-0-0-0-

Commander Wolffe barely checked his datapad. Ever. He thought it was too much of a hassle. But Wolffe did check it, occasionally.

Emphasis on "occasionally."

But today was one of those days where he dared check it. Wolffe scrolled through the texts and junk notifications that had piled up. The most recent was a text from Cody, saying "Now this will actually make YOU smile ;D"

"I doubt it."he muttered. Wolffe opened the attachment, but didn't have time to watch it, because he heard loud laughter coming from the mess hall.

Wolffe stomped over there. He found Boost, Sinker, and Comet looking at Boost's datapad, Boost's arm in a 'Ta-da!' position, with Sinker and Comet laughing very hard at what Boost was showing them.

"What's all this?"Wolffe growled.

"Oh Commander!"Boost noticed him."So I found this video…"He restarted the video. The video was titled "What Does The Fox Say?" It was actually the one that Cody sent Wolffe!

Boost continued."I redeemed my free 30-day Photoshop trial, and Voila!"

He played the video. It was photoshopped that everyone was wearing Commander Fox's helmet. Now THAT made Wolffe laugh!

As Wolffe laughed, Sinker looked at him."Are you okay?" his vod'ika asked.

"Yep! Send me that. I know EXACTLY who needs to see that." said Wolffe, as he got his datapad.

-0-0-0-0-

Gree was in the medbay, suffering from burns he got on the last mission. This wasn't the time when he missed Hamilton. Hopefully, Gree wasn't missing anything this time. At least the medic allowed him his datapad. Gree was scrolling through the news. A text came through from his fellow Commander, Wolffe. Wait- Wolffe NEVER texted him. Or anyone. This was either someone posing as him, or Wolffe found something he actually LIKED.

There was a video, captioned: Look what Boost made XD.

Gree was sort-of confused, but he watched it anyway. He had seen the original before, but Boost's edit made it so much more funny! Everyone was in Fox's helmet, but it was about the other type of fox!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"Gree laughed so hard, it hurt!

"HEY! NO LAUGHING IN THE MEDBAY!"the strict medic stormed in.

"Fine."he said. Gree passed the video on, posting it on Hologram.

-0-0-0-0-

"Men, I-"Bly started.

"-We."corrected Aayla.

"Yes-WE HAVE FOUND TRUE ART!"Bly proclaimed to the cheers of the 327th Star Corps.

"We shall now experience this wonder." General Secura nodded at Cameron, who started the video, projecting it on the wall.

Everyone was captivated. No one dared laugh, although it was hilarious with everyone wearing Fox's helmet, and the ridiculous lyrics. The video ended. Silence followed.

"That. Was. AMAZING!" exclaimed Flash, throwing his arms in the air.

"I KNOW!" Lucky joined him.
"I SHALL SHARE THIS BEAUTIFUL WORK!" Bly picked up his datapad, and continued the sharing.

-0-0-0-0-

Fox was looking for his lieutenant, Thire. It wasn't like the clone to disappear on duty. Fox wasn't really concerned for him, but they had a job to do. Eventually, Fox found Thire hiding in a closet, watching something on his datapad.

"Fox!"He said a bit too quickly."How are you?"

"Fine,"Fox said gruffly."Watching The Duck Song again?"

"Noooooo. I'm watching this video-"Thire looked at Fox, then at his datapad. He did it again, then let out a scared meep.

Fox snatched his datapad out of Thire's hands. He restarted the video. "Let's see what this is all about then."

Thire stood up and rewatched the video with his brother. Fox noticed the lyrics. And the photoshopping.

The video ended. Thire started laughing again, then realized that Fox's silence meant death.

Fox's face under his helmet was of hatred.

Whoever did that photoshop, and started the chain of sharing better be ready to die. Fox would have never said ANYTHING that the video said he would.