Hey guys, so here's this thing. After a long few months of writing NOTHING I have returned and brought this with me. Though I haven't really returned. Now before anyone mentions it in comments, yes this means that my Star Wars Story will be getting an update! And if you are an even bigger fan of me, yes my Spider-Man novel will also be getting updated.

Now to be frank, these will probably be updated in DECEMBER, that is when I think I will come out with that, maybe the star wars chapter late November if we lucky.

Some may be asking why I started writing this if I have other projects already going. Basically this is me RAMPING BACK into writing, like I said I haven't written in MONTHS. Writing this is getting me back in the groove and nothing more. Yes this means I don't know what updates to this will be like. Cause yeah I'm trying to relax with this. But more to that at the bottom Enjoy!

Prologue: Looking for some down time

Zara Shepard's eyes slowly scanned the room she stepped into, as a small smile started to grace her lips, a relaxing of her shoulders and stiff back was all that let on to her relief as she moved into the bar.

Who would have thought that becoming the Hero of the citadel would have ruined one of her favorite hobbies, getting a good damn drink!

She couldn't walk into some of her favorite bars without half the occupants recognizing her and causing a fuss, sure the free drinks for saving their asses was well and good, the more drinks the merrier… not that she was a drunk…she just had an appreciation for good drinks, the stronger the better, though there were some she had still yet to try in the wider galaxy.

With the way things were going she was never going to get to them, as the minute she started drinking a camera crew would appear not 10 minutes later to continue questioning her about the "Reaper Threat", some still pretty skeptical about it even after all that had happened, but more importantly ruining her free time and relaxation!

Shaking her head to rid such thoughts, she didn't want to be depressed right now; she came to have a nice drink, maybe some flirting if there was a good looking guy in here, and some relaxation that was all, nothing more, nothing less. Finding this damn bar where no one would react to her entrance had taken longer than she would have liked to admit and a lot of scouring in the wards.

Green eyes drifting over the crowd, they followed where all the noise seemed to congregate in such a large bar, quickly locking onto the group at the counter; Krogans, Salarians and even a few Asari crowded around one person as the roared in encouragement and laughter.

Interest peaked, she slowly made her way over, quickly thinking of which drink she would order as she started to overhear some of the chatter.

"He's already on his tenth shot!"

"The Quads on this human!"

"He's no Human, none could drink so much without dying!"

"How is he still standing!"

"Impossible!"

*Clink*

"Hahahaha, told you this stuff was nothing, I've drunken piss that hits harder!"

Smashing down the last shot to the roars of the small crowd, some in indignation, a few Krogans, and most others in Mirth, the light atmosphere made the smile on Shepard's face light up as she eyed the spectacle.

Sitting with a face splitting smile and only slightly red cheeks, a man with sun kissed blond hair roared with laughter as he asked for another round. Reaching behind the counter the Salarian tender reached for a specific bottle already half empty as he poured another.

Her eyes couldn't help but bulge slightly as she recognized what it was!

This man! No this Heavy weight had taken 10 shots of Ryncol! Generally considered one of the strongest if not the strongest, it's still being debated, drinks in the universe and he was still standing as if it were nothing! He was even asking for another!

Hope you guys enjoyed the chapter!

So as I was saying at the top, this writing is supposed to be relaxing, I will not stress on releases or chapter length or anything! I will actively try and make these chapters short and light-hearted so I don't blow myself out before getting back to the other novels proper, or worse dig myself deep like I did with Spider-man and make this a main focus that takes too much of my time with description and story plots and everything.

Now I'm a complete newb when it comes to Mass Effect, I have never played the games, or read the comics. I haven't even really looked at the wiki before today. I've only read fanfics and other such material.

Now I decided to write this because the idea jumped into my head after reading a few other stories with the same premise and it wouldn't leave my damn head. Now if you a Mass Effect super fan, any advice is wanted, or information that you think might be helpful.

Other than that, I hope you guys can correct me on something that I get wrong with the lore and enjoy what I present towards you.

BTW almost the same thing applies to Naruto, though I am more informed with him. And no he isn't a semi-god in this fic, I mean there are merits and demerits of writing him like that and I don't want to go into that.

He will not however be just above average humans and below strength to say Krogan's, just cause that is a bit too much of a nerf in my opinion. And of course he's Immortal, his back story I hope to expand in future chapters, piece by piece.