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"What is it you require?" the filtered voice intoned.

Han Solo scratched the back of his head, trying not to look as awkward as he felt. "I don't actually need anything right now other than to set up a regular dentist. See, um…I don't want to come across in a bad light, but my last dentist, Dr. Hutt, we – well, we kind of parted on bad terms. We disagreed on money, he sent a collector named Greedo, our working relationship just really didn't end well."

Darth Vader, D.D.S., nodded. "I understand. However, here at Imperial Dentistry, we strive for patient satisfaction. Our rates are reasonable, and we offer flexible payment plans for patients who cannot pay immediately in full."

There was just a moment of the suit's respirator working before Vader completed the invitation to become a patient of Imperial Dentistry. "We would be honored if you would join us."