The List

„I heard she´s still a virgin, never been kissed either!" One of the men exclaimed excited. The men around him groaned satisfied. A huge crowd had built in front of the merch shop of the Fairy Tail Guild, new action figures were available. Many new guild mates got figures of themselves, but older members got updates too. Mira could be seen in her demon forms, while Levy got a figure with a baby bump. Even Erza´s figure got updated, no more armour, instead she wore a long red dress.

The action figure, or more the member those men were talking about was Lucy. She was portrayed in a long transparent skirt, with slits to her hips and a bralette that barely contained those plastic breasts her figure owned. They were able to remove the skirt, so she only wore a string and that bralette thingy.

First the blonde was bothered by the doll, her last one showed her as only a sex object and the new one was not in the slightest better. Yet, the number of dolls sold on only the first day calmed her down. The Guild was in need of money and if that´s her way of helping then she was more than happy to do so.

When she had entered the Guild in the morning, she was sieged by men from all of Magnolia. They wanted autographs and pictures with her and for a short moment she enjoyed the attention, then someone grabbed her butt and she kicked him so hard he flew across the street. Then she didn't like the attention anymore.

Afterwards she ran inside the building, felt a pity for Mira who definitely had encountered such people in her career before, and sat down in a quiet corner. The townspeople were not allowed inside, a rule Makarov established after the first group of strangers had tried to be part of a brawl in the guild hall a few weeks ago and almost sued him afterwards because of the wounds they got. It was more or less for the non-mage's safety, but Lucy learned to love that rule.

To her annoyance the guild was rather empty that day and she sat far too close to the doors, so she heard everything the men were saying about her. If Natsu or Gray had been there, they would have kicked the men´s asses, but they were on some strange mission with Erza, one Lucy was glad not to be part of. Wendy was out with Cana and Gajeel and Levy were baby shopping. None of her close friends was there, she noticed with a sigh.

She could kick some serious ass herself, but the sheer thought of getting out there again and being eyed like some prey made her shudder. Absolutely not.

Today was just a bad day. The morning started with soiled milk in her cereal, a hole in her favourite bra, a puddle in front of the door she accidently stepped in and now, to put a crown on top, a group of men harassing her and some stupid plastic replicas of her.

How they´d known she was a virgin was beyond her, it was nothing she bragged about, not that she was embarrassed, no one should be embarrassed because of something so irrelevant as sex, but she was annoyed of it. Annoyed of the fact that she was a target for some stupid villains, who thought a virgin was some shit of pure soul that needed to be kidnapped. She didn't exaggerate, in the last month she got almost kidnapped by two cults and one woman tried to steal her blossoming soul or something.

Never had she been in danger, either she fought those fools or Natsu was with her and helped her punch those bastards, as he called them, yet it was unnecessary. They would come back, they always did. All because of some outdated mindset that virginity was pure and the biggest gift a girl could give. A girl… Lucy shuddered, she was a girl when her father had tried to sell her to some old man, triple her age, she had just been 16 and was definitely not mature enough to have sex. Now she considered herself a woman, after everything that happened, those wars, fights and all the grieving, she was ready to lay someone. Yes, she would lay someone, not the other way around. During the 19 years of living on this planet, the one thing she learned was that men were often allowed to fuck around all they want, while women get discriminated for such a thing. She would change that mindset.

Maybe sex was more relevant than she knew, she never had it, only masturbated a few times. Lucy knew what an orgasm felt like, it just wasn't so necessary for her to feel it again, so she quit masturbating after only a few attempts. Sex was not relevant for her character or appearance; she didn't feel bad to not have it and won´t feel better when she had it… That´s what she had told herself all the time. Then she met Cana who was always so open about her sexuality and was extremely confident, the other girls as well. Maybe sex changed something, maybe it let you glow, let you feel satisfied, at least in the best cases. And most importantly, it would prevent Lucy from getting kidnapped.

Getting some paper and a pen from the bar she wrote down a list of things she wanted to try. A bucket list for sex. She thought about it for a second. Wasn´t there a movie dealing with this? Shaking her head, she ignored the thought and moved on with her list.

Kiss someone

You must start slowly, she thought. Not that she would mind if number one was accomplished along with other numbers.

Do Body shots

French kiss a woman

Just because Lucy really wanted to try it, but it couldn't be a friend. If she tried such a thing, she wanted to test it with someone not so close before she showed her female friends her skills.

Petting
Give someone a blowjob

Self-explaining. Preferably someone with good hygiene.

Get pussy eaten out

Vice Versa. If she could give then she wanted to receive as well. Something she learned from Cana.

Buy sexy Lingerie

Perhaps unnecessary, Lucy owned a few risky sets, new ones were just preferred.

Screw around in public

She thought about this one, almost removed, but decided against it. If she wanted to find out what she liked and what not, she needed to get experience. Screwing around doesn't include sex, she couldn't stress that enough.

Have SEX

Looking around if someone watched her, she underlined the word sex three times. It was possible that she´d arrange the list a few times, add a few things. There were kinks she never really cared about, but maybe it was her kink and she needed to find that out.

"Lucy what are you working at?" Kinana asked her politely, while putting down a strawberry smoothie. The blonde felt caught and quickly hid the sheet of paper under her upper body, throwing herself literally on the table.

"Nothing!" She frankly screamed. The barmaid looked irritated and shocked, almost offended.

"I´m sorry! I -eh- work on some new characters for an upcoming novel. It´s still a secret, so please tell no one about it?" She pleaded the dark-haired woman, who simply nodded and went to another table.

Letting out a heavy sigh, Lucy relaxed a bit. Even though she hated lying, she couldn't risk her list getting in the wrong hands. Kinana was a nice woman, and a nakama, but she loved gossip as much as Mira and Cana, and she wanted to do this for herself. Not even Natsu should know about it, which was easier said than done, because of his superior senses. Right now, though, that was a problem for Lucy from the future, her best friend wouldn't be home for at least two weeks. Still, she would´ve never ever sex in the next two weeks. Heck, she didn't even know where to find someone to kiss.

The first kiss was nothing important she told herself. It was just an exchange of saliva, no big deal. Maybe it was just a tiny bit important for her, she would always remember that moment, her mom will get a letter about it. Yeah, it was a bigger deal, not big but bigger.

If she kissed a girl first, went really into it, then she killed two birds with one stone.

Laughing at her own enthusiasm, the blonde paid for her drink and gave Kinana a huge tip, before walking to the backdoors of the Guild. Those disgusting people in front of the building, discussing which Fairy Tail girl had the best tits, weren't worth to see her in person again. So, she decided to sneak out from the back, with her list in a tight grasp.

She walked by the gym of the guild. Lucy never used it, not that she couldn't benefit from muscle training, she simply never found the time or the will to use it. Now that she looked inside, she questioned her decision.

Inside were many training devices she never saw and had no clue how to use, but when she walked deeper inside, her curiosity got the better of her, she saw some treadmills, also trampolines and other acrobatic devices and the harder she thought about it the less arguments she had for never using this equipment.

Heavy footsteps pulled Lucy out of her trance. Someone was indeed using this gym. It was so clean, she never heard anyone talking about it, she was not even sure Natsu and Gray knew about it. Probably not, or else it wouldn't be so clean or intact.

"Cosplayer?"

"Huh?" Lucy twirled around, watching how Bixlow pulled down his shirt, after exiting what was presumably the locker room.

He laughed at her confusion and when he was only a few decimetres away from her he came to a halt.

"You wanna train?" Bixlow asked her, actually interested in her answer.

"I don't know, I never knew someone uses this place." She confessed. Her gaze still wandered around, taking in the whole room. There were more doors, leading to showers, women´s changing rooms, and perhaps another training area? Lucy didn't know, yet intended to find out some time.

He laughed again. It was a nice and rich laugh and Lucy always liked how happy and carefree the man in front of her appeared. Of course, she knew that´s not all of him. Bixlow, just like every other person, was sad or angry or even desperate sometimes, but when he was happy he shared it with the whole world. They rarely spoke with each other, mostly occupied with their own teams and when they spoke it was nothing serious to begin with. It was strange, they went through so much together and still were like strangers. Or, she considered, family but distant relatives.

"Many teams used this, but then the training grounds outside opened and almost all of them used that instead. Still, the Thunder Legion comes here regularly." He told her, watching her taking in the room in awe.

"Even Laxus?" Lucy asked.

"Even Laxus." The baritone voice of the blond Dragon Slayer emerged behind her. Lucy squeaked in shock to which the men grinned. When standing next to each other Lucy felt like she stood in front of a wall of meat. Both men were extremely tall and muscular, Bixlow was leaner while Laxus was beefier yet they both had no need to hide. Apropos hide…

"Where´s your visor?" Lucy looked him in the eyes, watched them grow before he turned away from her, hiding his eyes with his arm.

"Sorry, didn't think someone would be here, apart from Laxus." The seith mage explained it, as if he was ashamed. Something Lucy didn't understand, she knew a lot about his magic because of Levy and Freed, the three of them kind of had a book club and the green haired mage was quite talkative with alcohol in his system.

"No need to be sorry, I like you better without." She answered truthfully. He smiled at her and she smiled back.

"So" Laxus started, getting both mages attention. "What are you doing here? Please tell me team destruction is not with you!" She laughed at the name; it was bizarrely fitting.

"No, I´m alone. Only Miss destruction, the others are on a mission. Actually, I wanted to go home, but got curious." Amusement shone in her eyes.

"Curious about the gym?" Laxus had heard a lot of weird things, but never had someone said they was curious about some metal devices. He laughed at her, Lucy needed to be weird when working with Natsu, Laxus just never knew what kind of weird.

When they talked it was mostly about Guild business, numbers and sometimes official papers she helped him understand. During those times she showed her intelligent not her craziness.

"Yeah, I´ve never used one!" Both men looked at her in shock. Never? How was that even possible?

"Damn Cosplayer, how do you maintain that sexy body of yours then?" Bixlow asked boldly, tongue lolling out of his mouth, and Lucy grasped that paper in her hand a little harder.

Her list was imprinted in her mind and Bixlow´s tongue reminded her of it. What was he probably able to do with it? Kissing, maybe oral. She thought about it if she correctly remembered Cana once told her about Bixlow´s skill. She called it a God given present, during that time Lucy didn't understand what she meant, now everything changed. Lucy changed. Well, not really her, but her attitude. It seemed weird to call Bixlow a distant relative when she intended to try his tongue.

"I train with my spirits, mostly jogging and meditation." Admitting to not do any special training regime, she knew Erza, Gray and even Natsu had one, made her feel silly. Being a mage consisted of fighting and being strong and she felt strong, well stronger than with 17 when she joined the guild, but there was indeed room for improvements.

"You should train with us!" Bixlow said, most likely not thinking this through, Lucy thought.

"Could be fun to have a newbie to push around." The way Laxus eyes twinkled with mischief made Lucy shudder. The blond watched her every movement and she tried hard not to indicate that she held something in her hand. She wasn't physical strong enough to win a fight against Laxus and also not mentally strong enough to survive their jokes about her if they saw her list. So, she stood still.

"Oi, Blondie. It was a joke! Be here at nine tomorrow morning, in trainings gear!" Laxus said before he and Bixlow made a beeline to the treadmills.

A/N. Well... That´s the first chapter, I hope you like it. If you find mistakes please let me know :)