"Your devotion to me is simply too weak."

I...Didn't have any to begin with?

I suppose this might be quite confusing, if you could not tell I am currently speaking with a higher power, of some sort, I think? The guy is literally possessing a billboard above the road.

Oh and time kind of stopped too, I think I was about to die.

So now that I mentioned a road and the fact that I was about to die, you may be inclined to think that I was about to die in some sort of traffic accident.

Yeah you would unsurprisingly be correct.

So here I am, going to buy something to eat.

And I slip on the sidewalk, fall towards the road and now I'm staring at fucking tires.

Ready to absolutely flatten my head.

And than before my life can flash through my eyes, fucking time itself stops or some shit and I hear this person speak, and the mouth of the guy on the billboard is moving.

So yeah that's where I am now.

"What are you?"

"I am the start, the end, the creator of everything my child. I am what you know as, god. Your time has come, and I merely wished to see you once before you passed away into inexistence."...Huh

inexistence Seriously?

"Uh, inexistence? Is that what the afterlife entails for everyone?"

"It depends on the amount of faith one has shown, you on one hand display nothing but a lie. An ugly, blind belief in the heretical ideology of the pascal's wager." Well shit pascal's wager never said my 'Belief' had to be, genuine.

"B-But I believe in god! I am no atheist you should kno-"Spare me the display I know for a fact that you are something worse, you believe my existence yet claim to simply not care. Not believing my existence with the limited amount of information I have unleashed is one thing, they failed the test, and believing my existence but prompting to not care? That, is a whole 'nother game."

Okay, question is, how-No can I talk my way out of this? For one there is always the chance this guy could be a hallucination and my head is still getting flattened no matter what, I do not want to think about that at all.

I can't lie my way out of this because since he knows about my beliefs, he can definitely read my min- Yeah that was confirmed by the ghost of a smirk that just plastered itself onto the billboard boy's expression.

Okay, I am officially F in the fucked.

Think, Think Think!

And that, ladies and gentlemen is how I came to the conclusion to commit the dumbest, and the last mistake I have ever made.

There was absolutely no way to get out of this, when the so called being I can't even beg or try to lie because the being can literally read my mind, and the only thing that even caused him to bother with me was my, lack of sincerity so to speak.

"So what the fuck do you want?"

The billboard went silent, no response as if shocked, to be honest I am shocked too. I said fuck infront of a god, bloody hell I didn't think I had it in me.

"Not even feeling a sense of shame after your crimes, and now displaying such impertinence! I was going to be merciful, but you, are the type of paradise that causes my children to loose their way!"

Okay the way he said impertinence was funny, but that is clearly wrong because all my life I praised jesus and God and acted like a proper christian, and I did pray how the hell am I contribution to the reason?

"Your prayers were not spoken sincerely, you have done naught but beg for things to happen for you, rather than praising my power you doubted it and your prayers were simply backups you did just in case."

That still doesn't explain how I fucking made other people loose their belief in you.

"You spread the word about pascal's wager. Your circle of friends are almost all atheists, you remember very well all the debates you had with your friends about religion, how you defended beliefs that you yourself have no value of. You garnered me more of these facadefull people who dare invoke my name in vain with nothing but fear in mind. My children should revere me with faith out of their own will rather than instinct of self preservation fueled by fear."

...

Uh, well at least he frowns on us fearing him? That's good I guess?

"Alright. Let's accept your existence as god for this instance, you never, not once in human history ever gave concrete evidence as to your existence, stood by and did nothing while horrendous events happened which very much contradicts the merciful nature people depict you as, and you still expect every single human to have, unfaithful belief in you?"

"Do you know how draining it is to manage the amount of your kind you fool?"

So you are not actually all that powerful.

Yeah with the way he just went quiet again I think I fucked up.

"You insolent- The very second I will it your head will be flattened! Yet you still dare insult me?! Do you not fear for your life you parasite? "

"Oh I definitely do. If you decided to kill me chances are I will die, what do you expect me to do? Somehow beg myself out of a situation when your mind is already made up?"

Even if I do I would probably do things that would piss you off to no end, like my lack of faith for example.

What exactly am I supposed to do afterwards? Look for ancient lost magic strong enough to kill gods, and hope that you let me search for ways to defend myself from you?

"And besides, you stopping time gave me long enough to think of a way out of this tiresome situation."

I actually hate myself now.

"Ho? And what exactly makes you think I will let you?" The ghost of a smirk I had on my face fell at those words, I expected this, but hoped against it.

Really pathetic.

"Because I don't think you're petty enough to go back on your words as to being here to merely see me before I uh, passed?"

"Indeed, before you passed meaning you will die either way... Maybe I can make you useful, after all I need to determine whether people like you can be reformed or not. You said you wanted to live right? Consider your wish, granted."

Okay this guy speaks even more than I do jeez and that was quite ominou- Wait good luc-?

Suddenly I felt as time slowly began to continue, and I started falling onto the road slowly, as it accelerated.

Okay I got this, I just have to turn around and push myself off, a hit to the head but I will probably surviv-

And like any cliche I felt my world go black.

Confusion. Shock. Horror.

"Are you even listening dumbass? You can't just go around giving them your food, how the hell do you think I look like when I'm trying to tell the sisters your food is being-"

Those three apparently go really well together.

"-Taken by those dumbasses! If you keep chickening out and telling them it's because you weren't hungry?! I know they let you fall on your-"

I just learned of this combination, as I sincerely remember getting my "-Head! But you look like a stick! either tell me flat out-"-Flattened

"-tell me that you want to starve or fucking speak!"

...I would answer the blonde loli yelling my recently razed head off if I wasn't,

a) Trying to figure out where the fuck I am located.

b) Worrying about what this, tight feeling in my pants is. As well as why, I feel 3 fucking times smaller than I usually am.

c) Trying to find out whether this girl infront of me is who I think it is.

d) All of the above.

I'm going to circle d for this question.

"Are you deaf?! For-... Mats tell me, do you want to die?"

At this point, I had enough time to come up with a genius level answer.

"What the fuck?"

A/n

I decided to write a youjo senki fanfiction because for one, it's one of my favorite Animes ever.

And yeah that's the whole reason.

Aight, so if I ever use things that someone may not know, like for example pascal's wager, I will always make an Authors note at the end to explain it, if anyone is interested and too lazy to google it.

So here it is.

-Pascals wager:

Pascal's wager is the thought that believing in god makes more sense because,

If god exists and you do believe in him, you get to live in eternal heaven.

If you don't believe in God and he does exist, you get eternal hell.

If you believe in God and he doesn't exist, nothing happens.

If you don't believe in God and he doesn't exist, again nothing happens.

Now I used the pascal's wager because I feel like someone who believes in this ideology wouldn't have true faith or something, and that would piss being X off, being the prideful thingy he is.