This is my original deleted story (A Dark Secret) with a few tweaks and changes. Updates will be present, but less regularly. Make sure that you read my Agent X series on my other account (bobshaffrinson)but for now, enjoy The Impossible Spy by bobshaffrinson.
05:36, 25 July 2030, 2 miles off the border of Los Angeles and Elmore
Gumball was hiding. Just around the wall was possibly the greatest threat to him. Narcist, the most notorious terrorist group in the world, was discussing plans to eliminate all of the FBI agents alive. He took a deep breath before chucking two grenades at them and recklessly shooting shells out of his Colt Ace revolvers.
"Sup dickheads. I don't think it's possible to kill all of the FBI agents. Nice try anyways," bellowed Gumball, who was ready to kill them all.
"Get that cunt Watterson!"
He aerial-flipped and axe-kicked a henchman before lifting him up and throwing him at two others who were knocked out almost immediately. He continuously jabbed one before throwing a final grenade and speeding off in his Koenigsegg Black Arrow with five Lamborghini GTs on his tail. One of them released a minigun out of its hood and started rapidly firing at the back of the car. He quickly responded with a double-barrelled rifle emerging from the number plate which smashed the windscreen of the first lambo, making it explode. He launched a grenade at a second, making it crash into another car. All seemed well until a problem came up. He was driving straight towards the river that separated Elmore and Los Angeles. Deeply inhaling, he pressed the ejector seat button and flew towards the waking city of Elmore. He landed on a house. However, it was anything but lucky for this teenage cat boy as a group of gangsters armed with FN FALs and Benelli M2 shotguns entered the violent equation. He flipped, barely dodging the bullets being pelted at him. He cart wheeled and launched into the air before shooting out of his Colts, bullets landing in throats. 'Two down, three to go,' he thought. He climbed a nearby building before activating his glider and soaring through the air down to the ground. He dusted himself off. However as if right on cue, a jeep appeared behind him. The unmistakable jeep of Narcist's leader, Al Khani. Gumball was quick to respond to this, and leaped up in the air before leaping inside the Troubadour, his sister's vehicle.
"Damn sis. Didn't know you were driving," said Gumball inside the car
"Oh chill. I got some good tricks up my sleeve bro," Lexy playfully replied before aiming an EMP (Electromagnetic pulse) laser at the jeep and it exploded. But somehow, Khani was still alive as he jumped into a lambo and followed him. They drifted onto the motorway and started the chase.
A missile launcher popped out of the lambo's hood and fired at the Troubadour but the missiles were too slow as they were shot by the double-barrelled rifle that converted from the number plate and they exploded in mid air. Lexy then sent four flaming arrows at the car. It stopped, but not before it shot down the tyres. The Wattersons ran, Narcists behind them to the only refuge where they could properly brawl the terrorists with a show:
The mall.
They ran inside and shot out of their guns, Lexy using an H&K G36, at the bandits but they only fired back, worsening the situation. Gumball ran to one and tornado kicking him, he leapt off and blindly head-shotted one of them. Lexy scoped in and sniped another one before they both ran. Lexy however, who was instructed to not get involved in the fight, had no choice but to run off as she had other assignments to do. This left Gumball on his own against the killers who soon found himself cornered.
"Oh shit. It'll be rough," he said before cocking his revolvers. It sure would be rough.
Leaping into the air, Gumball back flipped and head-shotted two of the bandits before bringing one down in an impressive head lock with his legs and sending him flying into a wall. He jumped onto one and performed a spinning back-kick in mid air. With ease, he knocked out every single one until there was one left. That one was none other than Khani himself.
"Watterson... your time ends now," he muttered and pumped his Mossberg Maverick before firing at Gumball. He merely shuffled to the side, dodging the bullet before jabbing him hard in the chest. Khani replied with a karate chop at his shoulder, temporarily stunning him. Gumball fired out of his revolvers but it was no use. Babur just kept on edging closer. When he realised he had no more bullets left all seemed lost and he silently prayed until...
"ROAR!"
A certain dragon was holding Khani by the scruff of his neck and she burned him. That dragon turned to Gumball, who showed a comically discombobulated anime face and he managed to make out the words:
"Penny what the fuck?"
"Gumball what the fuck?"
They stared at each other for a brief amount of time until Penny transformed back to her fairy form and was met with a tight embrace.
"You saved my life Pen~" he whispered
"I wouldn't want to lose the jelly of my peanut butter sandwich," she replied and hugged him back.
However very controversially at that moment armed forces burst in looking for terrorists only to find two lovebirds in a full-on make-out session and Babur running away.
"AGENT WATTERSON WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Gumball was inside a police car, not that he was arrested or anything, but with a very stern boss driving him to the secret base.
"Watterson. I told you to spy on the base and retrieve information. What I told you NOT to do WAS INTERFERE WITH THEIR BUSINESS! YOU LED BABUR TO THE MALL, WHERE EVERYBODY COULD SEE HIM! THERE IS NO TIME FOR YOUR LOVE LIFE AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU GET THAT GIRL PREGNANT! FOR ALL WE KNOW THEY COULD SEND A BOMB THE SIZE OF FAT MAN ONTO ELMORE!" He clearly wasn't very happy at all so Gumball decided not to argue but instead apologise with a quiet "Sorry sir."
"What did you retrieve?" he said but much more chilled and calm.
"They are going to get the FBI agent identity files then kill everyone here. Expect an attack on the Satchel One facility in north Elmore."
"You are sure about this?"
"Affirmative."
"Good. Now go home and get some rest."
"Aye sir."
Meanwhile a yellow Dacia Logan MCV was pulling into the driveway. It was Richard and Anais, and Anais had come back from a play date with her best friend Amy, who wore a long navy sweater that exposed her bra strap and some navy joggers as well. They entered and went upstairs to see Carrie making out with Darwin. Typical lovebirds.
"But of course Gumball must have been on a date," thought Anais.
Even more typical lovebirds.
Gumball was on the motorway. He was going home in his sleek, jet black Koenigsegg that somehow managed to survive driving into a humongous river. Being 17, he was actually allowed to drive, and that's exactly why nobody should question him driving in this story. Saturday was meant to be a calming day in which he could play videogames, right? Well that's what he was thinking until an alarm popped up on his Galaxy S20 Ultra.
Of course it was that he was having a date with Penny in 15 minutes.
He swerved and fiddled with his tuxedo, loosening his tie and stopping the car. He stripped his suit and swopped it with the usual green jacket, khaki tan sweater and grey joggers before turning into an alleyway. There, his car transformed from a Koenigsegg into a Volkswagen. Obviously it would raise suspicions if he turned up in the car the most feared agent in the USA drives in. He turned back out, dropped a text that he would be on a date and drove onto the highway that led to East Elmore.
Elmore was a big city, mind you. About Singapore size or something.
Penny was already there. Gumball, being the oh-so-disorganised person he is, usually turned up after her. She was quite restlessly waiting, as she had a question to ask him. What had happened earlier in the day. But it was quite a bit after the designated time, and he still hadn't shown up.
"Had something gone wrong?" she thought as she called her boyfriend. He didn't answer.
Gumball was still on the highway when something caught his eye.
A Narcist. With a machine gun.
The boy leaped out before realising that the car just exploded. However, as it seems, the Narcist was quite clearly trying to assassinate him as he tried to drive over him. Gumball flipped and shot the tyres before running to the mall, the assasin following him.
Gumball burst through the doors of the building, and sprinted to the Dinner Diner, but not quickly enough as bullets landed on his arm. He crippled to the floor in agony, but of course there was a person to get him up and moving.
Penny.
"What the hell is that?" she asked as she picked him up.
"Erm... Classified I guess?" he replied.
"You make jokes out of everything," she said. "Was he trying to hurt you or something?"
"Yeah, he was trying to kill me earlier," he muttered before sitting back down, blood clotting on his arm. Penny got a medication pack from the pharmacy and put bandages around his arm.
"What the fuck? Gummypuss are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
Now they started the real date. The couple, who could talk hours on end without getting bored, quickly cycled through random topics, such as Carrie and Darwin's relationship and upcoming tests. However there was a topic that was a bit more private.
"Gumball. I know this isn't the right time, but I deserve an explanation of what happened earlier."
"Uuuhh-"
Gumball was pretty much dead. His secret had to be told. Curse his peanut-sized brain for not working properly.
"Penny. Whats the craziest thing anyone has told you?"
"Tobias will win my heart."
"Well this is even crazier."
"What?"
"I work for the FBI."
AS IF BRH! Penny will NOT believe that. For now, goodbye peeps, bobshaffrinson is out.