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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Slenderman looked at the 'Paper-thin disguise success' switch of the universe...of he switched this off, just about everyone would be able to see through those two's 'disguises'...

"Hmmm...should I...or shouldn't I"? Slenderman thought deeply on this...then shrugged and walked away. "Eh, I'll save it for Season 2, don't want to make things TOO difficult for them right off the bat..."

He then teleports to Paris and assumes the form of a bum.

"In the mean time, I believe it's time to make my grand debut!" He then allows a samll percentage of his essence to be sensed by Hawkmoth...

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GAH! THE HORROR! IT'S TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH NEGATIVE! SOME ONE KILL ME NOW!" Screams the traumatized Hawk Moth as he impales himself through the heart...

Slenderman face-palms, "Oh, for the love of...(takes a deep breath) okay, Plan B." He resurrects Hawkmoth, erases his short term memory and implants false memory of a 'bum' getting Akumitized...

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"Isn't there ANYTHING you can do about the transformation!?" Pleaded Marrianette to Tiki, while Adrein did the same to plagg miles away at his own house...

Both Kwami didn't know what to say, they'd secretly sent a message to master Fu about the problem...but he hadn't responded yet...

BOOM!

Both teens heard the noise and ran outside to see...a crazy faceless man in a business suite surfing on a tsunami of flames across the roads!?

Both reluctant hero's sighed, but resolved to sim ply be faster of beating the threat before their suites timed out...

And so they transformed...

GAH!

They both shouted, their boots, gloves, belts(tail and ears in Cat Noir's case) and masks were formed...but other then that they were completely naked!

Frantically they tried to cover themselves with other things...but it all got turned to light and sucked into their miraculous!

They then briefly wondered if they could just give this crisis a miss...

The screams of innocent bystanderd's getting burnt to a crisp was all the answer they needed. So they swallowed their pride and jumped to the rescue...and great torment(but not for the reasons you'd think!)...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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