Wardrobe malfunction
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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AN: this story is a reward to Zim'sMostLoyalServant
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It has been said that to be a hero is a noble cause worthy of great admiration and respect-
HUBA! HUBA!
THAT GIRL HAS MORE JUNK IN THE TRUNK THEN MY PICKUP!
SHE'S GOT AN ENDOWMENT BIGGER THEN HARVARD'S!
HEY SWEETIE! LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME!?
SICKO! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
...those people clearly never had to deal with a wardrobe malfunction.
A mortified Ladybug was forced to swing naked through the streets toward the calamity. All the while thousands gawked, laughed, wolf-whistled, or took pictures.
"This is humiliating and degrading...but at least no one know's who I am because of mask! That's something...isn't it?" Thinks Ladybug.
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Oddly enough, Ladybug was a bit better off...at least compared to Cat Noire anyway...
HA! HA! IS KITTY FEELING COLD?
LOOKS LIKE THE POOR CAT'S BEEN NEUTERED!
MY NEWBORN BROTHER IS BIGGER THEN THAT!
"Well, this is a blow to my ego." Thinks Cat Noire embarrassed as he jumps naked through the rooftops...
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...and just like that, the jovial air ended...
Under different more comical circumstances...Cat Noire might have gone 'stiff' from seeing his 'bugaboo' nude, Ladybug would have probably teased both for that and that fact his 'stiffie' didn't really add much to his 'girth'.
...but they were too busy crying and vomiting...the streets were paved with gold..and the corpses of all the citizens that had been crushed to death by it...
Slenderman, ripped off the head of a corpse, "What do you think? Too much?" He asked the severed head, the severed head came to life. "Oh, perhaps just a tad."
He saw the two of them on their knees sobbing...and clearly in no state to fight...
"Okay; note to self: dial back gore and blood...for now..." He sighs, "Well the hero's are in no state to give me a good fight...how boring, I guess I'll come back latter..."
"What are you doing!? Grab their miraculous!" Shouted Hawkmoth.
Slenderman responded by snapping his finger and causing Hawkmoth great pain. Slendrman then vanishes.
He sits in his realm of chaos and suffering and thinks, "Okay...clearly I need to desensitize them first, and gradually...but how?" He munche's the entrails of a nun as he looks through the classifieds...
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Later that day he would hand in an application for a new job...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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