Wardrobe malfunction
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Zim'sMostLoyalServant!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Despite the bad timing, Marianette was secretly a bit glad that the miraculous timed out before she got home, as embarrassing as it was to be naked in the middle of Paris...such a MUNDANE problem was perfect to get her mind off- (shudder) -what she'd just witnessed-
SPLAT!
-Although she could've lived without falling from the sky into a dumpster...
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Adrien groaned, he frantically looked back and forth from behind the corner of the alley, he had to get home before someone saw him!
""Maybe you could tape some fake hair, there? ...it would look disgusting but at least people won't see your 'toothpick.'" Teased Plagg.
Adrien groaned, "Plagg make yourself useful and scout ahead. make sure no one will come round when I jump to the next Alley."
Plagg shrugged and did just that...he gives the signal when the coast is clear. Adrien nods and quickly runs-
VROOM!
Only for a drunk moped driver to veer out of nowhere and nearly run into him! Adrien dodges it barely-
BANG!
but a misstep causes him to fall down some outdoor stairs and into a-
SPLAT!
...giant cake?
Adrian groaned as he pulled himself out...covered with cake but still clearly naked...in front of a whole bunch of old ladies playing bingo...to win the cake he just ruined...
PERVERT!
...And here come the stones...
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Marienette clung to the cardboard box she was wearing for dear life as she ran through the alley's. Eye's darting back and forth to make sure no one saw her. If she could just go make it one more block-
And then she saw a bunch of people head her way, quickly remembering that videogame she played she hunkered down in the box and hide within.
Good news: far as the people were concerned she was another giant discarded box.
Bad news: Marienette had apparently hunkered down near a bus stop, and apparently they were ALL just waiting around her box until the bus came...
Marienette quickly whispered to tiki to cause a distraction, if she could just have ONE free moment-
SPLASH!
-And there went a car, splashing water all over them as it blew by...disintigrating the cardboard completely...everyone stared at the naked girl suddenly in the middle of them-
PERVERT!
...and here come the attack dogs...
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Adrien panted as he FINALLY got away... "At least they stopped throwing stones..." He bemoaned just as another stone whacked him in the head. Fortunately, the cake concealed his face so no one would know who he was...but the description of a 'pretty boy' with a 'teeny weeny' would forever stain his ego...
He tries to shake his head of such things and climb into his window, he had a LONG shower to ta-
SLAM!
Adrien's eye's widened, the window had suddenly slipped down...and crushed his nuts before he could get in fully...his scream of pain could be heard for miles...
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Marienette frantically ran, dogs nipping at her...she was almost to her house! She'd covered her face with the last usable piece of cardboard so she wouldn't be recognized...but having half of Paris see her naked body was embarrassing!
She quickly jumped onto her fire escape and quickly shimmied up, she just had to time it-
CHOMP!
The dogs bite her rear and refused to let go...Marienette could do nothing but scream in pain...
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"If they thing that's painful...wait till tomorrow..."
"May all our stories end so well, until next time!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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