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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
AN: this story is a reward to Zim'sMostLoyalServant
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It was an exhausted and battered Marienette and Adrien that came to school the next day. They tried very hard to ignore all the naked pictures of them being passed around...the lewd comments...Chloe angrily decrying the two as villains...
Needless to say...the day wasn't starting out great...
RING!
And it was about to get worse...
Both of the hero's looked at their phones and each saw the same text: Don't raise a fuss, it won't help. No one can see my true self except you and your chum.
Neither knew what to make of it...until the door opened.
"Hello, class! I'll be your substitute for the time being!" Both of the adolescent heroes gaped, in horror...it was the Akuma from yesterday! And yet...much to their confusion...no one else was panicking? They just gave him the dull attention they'd give any other strange adult.
Then they saw the Akuma's reflection! It was of a boringly normal middle-aged man? It's then they realized this must be what everyone else saw! Only they could see the truth! Not knowing what else, to do and trying to keep from panicking. They cursed themselves for not bringing their miraculous with them! They decided to watch and see where this was going...
Alya raised her hand, "Uh, what happened to our normal teacher?" She asked.
The akuma shrugged, "Well, I don't know all the details...but apparently, 'he needed to catch a train'." He said while discretely snapping his fingers.
Suddenly both Adrein and Marienette saw a nearby mirror ripple, showing a vision of their normal teacher strapped to the cow catcher of a moving train, screaming his head off...
Both teens were visibly shaking now, they could do nothing but stand their helpless...and watch events unfold...
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The two hero's were constantly on edge throughout the whole lesson...but the Akuma didn't do anything but teach a normal lesson...which only made them MORE tense! FINALLY, the bell was about to ring-
"Remember class! do a report on pages 360 through 370!" Exclaims the Akuma.
Alya frowns... "Uh...sir? Our text books only go to 350..."
"So?"
"...you just said pages 360 through 370..."
"And your point is?"
"Uh...how are we supposed to do a report on pages that don't exist?
"Good question! Good thing I'm a teacher and an adult and I don't have to explain frack to you morons! Give me the report by next week or you all get F's!"
Everyone gaped in disbelief. "Hey, you can't talk to me like that!" Shouted Chloe
Suddenly the 'akuma' was in front of her, his hands on her shoulders squeezing them, "Oh- (takes a long Deep breath) -Don't worry my dear- (takes a long Deep breath) -after all you- (takes a long Deep breath) -are- (takes a long Deep breath) -my- (takes a long Deep breath) -#1- (takes a long Deep breath) -Student!"
Chloe suddenly looked very freaked out, "Uh...good to know." She said fairly uncomfortable.
Nino immediately got up, "Hey come on, this is crazy-
"OH YEAH!? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!?" Snapped the akuma as he suddenly came right to his face. He discretely snaps his fingers, suddenly the heroe's find they have their miraculous again! "AGAIN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!?" Both hero's claps their miraculous...but there's nothing they can do...there are too many witnesses. Nino gulped...and sat down...
"Yeah, I thought not..." Said the akuma sharply, then the bell ring.
As they left he discretly handed Adrein and Marienette something. "Here's the grade for your tests."
"Wha? But we didn't do a test to-
And like that 'he' was gone...
Both Marienette and Adrien privately read the 'score'...and were stunned!
- Failure to protect fellow classmates from threat!
- Failure to stand up to threat when a classmate is imperiled
- Failure to think creatively to get out of a difficult situation
- skewed priorities
- implied doormatisim
+ Did not protect Chloe(Nice, I'll bump your grade up 2 bits just for that!)
Overall grade: C-
Needless to say...neither knew what to make of this...
P.s. Don't worry, I have an extra credit assignment! I'm going to go on a rampage near the Eiffel tower in five minutes, don't worry I'll reign it in this time! Keeping it PG-13!
The two hero's spring to action...they wince as their regular clothes are destroyed by the transformation...but thankfully, their Miraculous clothes are intact this time!
They pause only to stop a stoneheart from eating a car- Yep, those things were still roaming about and causing trouble -before heading out to their next scuffle.
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The Eiffel tower was aflame! Slenderman smiled, "Okay kids, time for ANOTHER lesson!" He laughs as he waits for the would-be heroes...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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