Tweek x Craig Incan Warfare part4.
International Red Cross Base.
Inside bloody tent with two dentist chairs.
Mr Mackey and PC Principal strapped into chairs PC Principal shaking violently.
PC Principal"...have...to...find...Mackey...Token...leave...Highland Hills!"
Drug dealer Santiego el Diablo"¡Ay, caramba! strong females the one American is being brain hacked administer more cocaína . He is shaking his pants is full of shit . Nurse ayúdalo rápido !
Strong female screaming "Por favor ¡Dios nos ayude a perdonar nuestros pecados ! "
Santiego el Diablo"Bring in the priest . "
International Red Cross Priest sprinkling water on PC Principal "Please God help our brave hero's as they are fighting to exorcise this vengeful spirit!"
Meanwhile.
Ulf Mark Schneider CEO of Nestle "Tweek after deciphering the Fuhrer's ball sack code we were able to find coordinates on a map and a message:
"Beauty like that of a swan ,
Unkept golden hair shining as brightly as a sun ,
Unruly of speech and stable like a run away thunder storm .
He will open the way and lead us forward."
Ulf"Now that we've met I'm certain Tweek you are the chosen one you will lead mankind on to a gloriously new path forward!"
Tweek"WHAT!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!JUST WHEN THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER!"
Craig"Craig honey calm down."
Tweek"CRAIG!twitching"HOW CAN I BE CALM?"twitching"I'VE FINALLY FOUND HAPPINESS AND NOW"twitching"IT'S STARTING TO SLIP AWAY!?"
Craig"Tweek what do you mean?"
Tweek"I JUST WANT TO GO BACK HOME"twitching"BACK TO SOUTH PARK TO SCHOOL WITH YOU"twitching.
Ulf"I'm sorry Tweek that's what zee Fuhrer's ball sack message said . We checked many times Tweek there is no mistake . It's you."
Tweek"NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!"twitching"I'M LOSING CONTROL!"twitching"I HAVE TO ESCAPE!AIGHHHHH!"
Craig"TWEEK! COME BACK!"
Craig stands up and starts running Token grabs his wrist firmly.
Token"I know you care but imagine what he's going through. If he was able to hurt you in a fight and catch my blade barehanded then there is nothing in this jungle that can hurt him. Give him some time."
Craig"Token...thank you."
Craig picks up and puts on his blue shirt and tattered poncho .
Cartman"Well that was kinda gay just going to eat the rest of this chocolate."
Ulf"Now that zee Tweek is gone I want to know if you children would be willing to help me with a certain task I will reward you handsomely ja?"
Craig"DID YOU JUST SAY ALL THAT NOW JUST TO SCARE TWEAK?"
Ulf"No its all true Craig but it is as your friend says Tweek needs time to think . I wanted to ask him to join but that would be unwise yes?"
Craig"Well depends on what you're asking."
Ulf"Do you children know who zee International Red Cross are?
Meanwhile.
Mr Mackey writing in day scheduler function on his Texas's Instruments Nspire CX CAS Graphing Calculator mark 10.
I arrived in Boston 1838 mkay. To stop the formation mkay of the first police station mkay. In the future one of my students mkay. Token was killed in a police shooting mkay. Then future Mexican terminators with sombreros and mustaches. Invaded America mkay. I've come back mkay to stop the police from existing mkay. Then Token wouldn't be dead mkay. Future Mexican terminators with sombreros won't exist mkay. PC Principal will still be...Line full only 250 words can be used.
Save pg 2 _as i was saying mkay, then PC Principal would still be alive mkay. But what I found mkay. Was that the Boston police station mkay, is there to fight werewolves mkay! Unbelievable I asked them nicely mkay and they said if I kill the head werewolf mkay. Then they won't make police in America. mkay! Token will be safe mkay. Everything will be good and I'll use my calculator to...Line full only 250 words can be used
Save pg 3_Use my calculator to go back to my time mkay. I'm only using it, when they're not watching me mkay. I don't want to mess up the time line mkay. The carriage is stopping this it! Mkay! Just have to kill this werewolf, then there is no police mkay. I have 30 guys with guns with me mkay. It's going to be easy peasy mkay.
Save pg3...end. saved in slot5
Somewhere.
Stan"HOLY F#CKING BALLS THE ILLIMUNATI ARE REAL AND THE INTERNATIONAL RED CROSS IS FUNDING THEM?"
Ulf"Yes keep your voice down please zey have eyes everywhere."
Cartman"And China and the Jews and Huawei spy phones?"
Ulf"I'm sorry my kindere I can not say anymore."
Craig"So what are they doing ? And why do you need us?"
Ulf"Even though it breaks my heart money seems to be only thing that has power in this world . Soon here at the International Red Cross a secret meeting will take place between the shareholders of Nestle and Tiger Brands with the aim off selling Nestle to Tiger brands."
Kyle"That happens all the time . So what's the problem?"
Cartman"JESUS!"
Everybody"What!"
Cartman"Ulf Mark Schneider the third CEO of Nestle do you have guns and explosives ? We have to stop the deal. NO!WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD!"
Kenny muffled"Why?"
Ulf"FartFace51 this is why we never stopped your hacking!"
Craig"What's going on ?"
Cartman"Everyone be quiet and listen. Tiger brands own's Cadbury and all the other shitty sweet brands."
Stan"So?"
Cartman"Shut your face bitch! If Tiger brands buys Nestle they will fire Ulf and appoint a new CEO and because Beacons CEO will now also be Nestle's CEO . He can supply their shitty sweets directly to the worlds most effective distributor!"
Everyone"Who?"
Cartman"Santa Clause he will be forced to deliver Cadbury's shitty chocolate."
Everyone starts throwing up.
Stan"We have to stop this but how?"
Ulf"Nown now mein kindere. Cartman is right Nestle is Sinter Klauses only supplier of Chocolate. But money talks so changing products will hurt them . Selling two products makes more sense than only selling one."
Kyle"But we all felt how strong their shitty chocolate affected us. If they spread it worldwide who knows what could happen?"
Kyle"Token how did you get your chocolate?"
Token"I'm sorry I had to trick you but I had to take a chance to protect my friend."
Kyle"Well sort that out later but this is more important. How did you get it?"
Token"I had to do things I won't ever forget . But here it is ."
Hands over chocolate to Kyle.
Cartman"Move over bitch ! Give that here this isn't time to be playing with your wiener Kyle!"
Cartman"GOD!WHAT! Why does it have to be Dark Chocolate 80% even if it's Nestle it's still shit !
Token"Look closely at the package."
Cartman"Hmmmm I see the watermark is here. The hologram safety protection and gold serial numbers this a 100% legit Nestle chocolate wrapper. I never make a mistake with this type of stuff?"
Ulf"That's FartFace51 for you."
Token"Look closely at the individual pieces inside."
Cartman"Just Nestle printed on the face of each piece wait no .Ulf give me your flashlight. OH MY GOD...THIS IS A CADBURY BAR!"
Cartman throws up.
Ulf"Mein Gott give that here mein kind Only you would notice but it isn't a real Nestle bar. They just printed Nestle on top of the Cadbury brand sign. But this logo is definitely our logo we design it with supercomputers it can't be faked."
bushes rustling.
three men step out of the jungle.
Shady figure 1"You're correct but know that we now own 51% of Nestle those are our printers."
Shady figure 2"Amenhotemp looks like you couldn't defeat Diego de Almegro in the end what a shame . Oh sorry that's not your name anymore . What was it ? Now I remember it it's Token and Diego is now Tweek . All those 100's of years of planning gone to waste . And Haremkhet your Majesty the things he did for us to try protect you but still failed in the end . But now you're just a little snot named Craig."
Everyone sees a blue flash and a bright green glimmer.
Shady figure 2 starts coughing up blood. "What?!" his top half falls backward and his bottom half is still standing blood squirting like a fountain out of it .
Haremkhet is holding his Incan sword on his shoulder the the green glass teeth shining brightly in the sun a big clump of meat falling down from the tip.
Haremkhet"Amenhothemp my brother seems like I caused you a lot of trouble forgive me."
Amenhothemp"Prince Haremkhet my friend and brother I had to find a way."
Haremkhet"My brother when we are together there is nothing that can harm us. I am sorry I worried you."
Amenhotemp"Prince Haremkhet!..."
Cartman"JESUS!CHRIST!I'M NOT EATING DARK CHOCOLATE AGAIN TO SPEAK MAGIC EGYPTAIN!SHUT THE F#CK UP!
Shady figure 3"Well said FartFace51 .Take them!"
Suddenly helicopters everywhere. Dudes coming down from ropes , spec ops guys standing up in the grass , camo ninja's jumping out of the jungle.
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Craig drops down puts his sword on the left side of him on the ground. He leans forward pushes his feet while moving towards the enemy. He drags his heavy sword left to right while moving his body upwards. The glass teeth are as sharp as scalpels and they cut effortlessly through skin and bone . In a previous battle he had decapitated a conquistador's horse from the shoulder downwards . The thick blade cuts the soldiers in halve . The lucky ones die instantly the other ones slowly bleed out.
Token jumps forwards he uses thrusts a trick he learned while battling the Roman hordes. The soldiers panic having never seen eyes with a killing intent as strong as Token's and Craig's which have been forged in countless wars. The first soldier tries to fire his rifle his finger moves half a centimeter. He drops with a hole from where his eye was, where you can see the sun shining through. The camo ninja throw's two flashbangs and a can of tear gas . A blue flash passes by . He searches with his eyes . He sees the African American ghost one with the Egyptian clothes . That monster is moving so fast he kills three soldiers in two seconds moving between them stabbing them straight through the throat.
"Where is the blue Incan monster?" He sees a shadow falling in front of him. Instinctively he grabs his knife, he's been trained for years in hand to han..."Bam"...Craig picks up the blade off the top of the ninjas head. Which is smashed into his upper body. He's thinking "the ones with the helmets on die faster when I hit them with the flat side of the blade." The soldiers have regained composure. They're all battle hardened, still their buddies chopped off parts laying everywhere still affects them . The haze clears in their minds. They fall back into formation. They tuck their heads. Lift up their rifles to their hips, without hesitation they pull the trigger in bursts. Bullets are flying everywhere .
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Craig"Ulf take Tweek's sword and dagger. Find him"
Ulf"I understand what about zee kindere?"
Token"Kenny that temple can't be found without the use of magic but your pure heart will lead the way!"
Craig"RUN NOW!"
Kenny muffled noises "I UNDERSTAND LETS GO!"
Stan"What about you?"
Craig"We're just going to kill all these guys, then we'll find you"
Kyle"What about you and the magic bullshit"
Token"I still have Dark Chocolate 80% fake cadbury smarties"
Cartman running past heaps off dead soldiers "Oh my god I'm gonna hurl"
Stan"Just look forward and keep running don't look at the blood."
Cartman"No f#ck all that! Just the thought of eating dark chocolate beacon smarties.."
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Soldiers"What you are really going to kill us all? Sure you had us surprised but now that we have some distance between us and you. You are as good as dead."
They joke morale is up. The soldiers feel in control again.
Soldiers"Are you going to throw the swords at us? "
Craig"Only if you ask nicely."
Soldier"F#ck you brat, gonna kill you slowly..."
Soldier"Please will you throw us with your sword?"
All the soldiers"hahahahahahahah!"
Craig nodding head to Token. Token understands and nods back.
Craig lifts something on his left shoulder, as he stands up he turns his head. Token Is also carrying something.
Craig throws his sword. It flies it through the air, it goes up slightly right it curves left and hit's a soldier in the face. His head explodes brains flying everywhere.
The soldiers aren't even shocked anymore, they start pulling the trigger.
Craig and Token are running towards them. The soldiers keep shooting they're not going down. One soldier has a misfire, like clockwork he pulls the charging hammer back. The bullet is ejected he keeps firing.
10m...8m... 7m...6m...5m...the soldiers are getting worried. Spec ops soldiers start pulling out their knives, preparing for close quarter battle.
Craig and Token throw the bleeding bodies of the dead soldiers. They were carrying onto the first row of soldiers. Craig jumps over them. He lands his eyes move so fast it doesn't even take 2 seconds for him to know where everything is . He listens to the noise of the screaming soldiers. He's thinking "Token has already killed 5 soldiers on my left side . My sword is 2m in front of me. There are 6 soldiers to my right 4 behind me. The only two, I should worry about is the tall man to my left directly in front of me and the short elderly grey haired soldier in the corner to my upper right.
Like grandmasters of tic-tac-toe Craig and Token move through the soldiers killing them instantly. The blood is shooting in the air, like a geyser shooting water out the ground. The tall man attacks Craig too eagerly. He overextends himself, the last mistake he ever made. Craig catches his wrist. Craig lifts his other arm up he makes a fist and with tremendous speed and force. Hits the tall man so hard with the bottom part of his fist, in the middle of his forearm that it breaks into two. Bones are jutting out of both sides. The pain is so immense, the tall man almost collapses. The last thing he ever sees, is Craig pushing the broken fore part of his forearm the one that is still holding his knife through his eye...
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PC Principal"JESUS! Luckily I just had to run in a circle for 10 minutes before that triangle head f#cker left. This radio still is annoying as f#ck but at least I know when those humanely challenged individuals show up! But bro Highland Hills I'm only finding keys that open doors in different buildings! Who the f#ck does that bro? That's why you have to have rules about key management!"
Mysterious Lady "I'm lost can you help?"
PC Principal"GOD!NO! Oh so sorry miss I mean sorry to assume your gender I humbly apologize."
Mysterious Lady "Why are you talking like that?"
PC Principal"You need to honor and respect everyone's rights!"
Mysterious Lady "I thought you would be able to tell I'm a girl. If you want to see I can show you."
PC Principal "That wont be necessary. I'm sorry, I couldn't tell you are standing in the dark."
Mysterious Lady "Excuse me Is this better."
PC Principal"MRS STRONG WOMAN!THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!"
Mysterious Lady "Strong Woman? My name is Margarine and here I think it's something you must have dropped."
PC Principal "Thank you. These are my RAY-BANS! What but these are the ones that monster destroyed?!"
Margarine"You can see them too. Please let me go with you, this place is cursed!"
PC Principal"I'm not so sure. I'm on a dangerous quest. There will most probably be monsters and ghosts and I'm not sure If I will make it."
Margarine"Please let me come. I'm scared."
PC Principal"Let me take you to the nearest police station. I think that would be best."
Margarine"I've got signed sex consent forms and certified copies."
PC Principal"So my game plan, was to investigate this area first and then move on to the 2nd area. Then of course to stay here at this hotel for the night. If that is all right with you, strong respected female."
Margarine"It's just Margarine handsome I'm already feeling much safer with such a strong man to protect me."
PC Principal"Nice Bro."
Finish.