Bjolm woke up in his fur bed and went outside to his snowy farm
There was a goddamn bear there so he picked a spear that was encraved in the ground of his snowy farm and pierced it into the Bear skull
He then forcibly removed the spear and now there was a Bear head on it and the Corpse went flying
This man was bearded and bald, Wearing a Viking robe
He went to pick his carrot potatos that have a good resistance to the snow then went inside and put a cook hat and turned his oven on
Bjolm then picked a Radio from the ground and put it in a nearby table with a tea cup there, He would then turn the Radio on and start hearing the
Hosts sweet and elegant voice, Which he imagined James Bond was speaking from the other side
"Hello, I Am your host, Jammie Johns, And i am currently here to announce about the new News for you
Apparently in Stockholm a Serial Killer killed a total of 5 People with a car, The last two being with a gun and a knife, Testimonys say..."
Bjolm would start cooking as he heard the mans voice, But he was actually interested in another thing, He finished the stew as he sat on the table
and the Host announced the big thing of this day
"So, Today i am here to announce you the Alien Citizenship Test for the Lunar Colonies have started once again, If you are a Alien you may take the
test from this day to this Saturday, If you do suceed you become part of the Space Opera that is there"
His elegant and soft voice started to make him sleepy as he finished his stew
He would put his plate to the side and start sleeping