Tweek x Craig Incan Warfare part 6.

Scene a dense jungle birds screaming in the background skull shaped rocks everywhere and large Incan temple.

Stan"What are we going to do? We're here at the temple."

Kyle"Well when Craig and Token said they were going to kill all those guys and even Tweek catching Tokens blade he moved so fast. So they just might do it . But still what are we going to do?"

Cartman"We're going to kill the CEO of Cadbury!"

Everyone"WHAT?!"

Cartman"Can you remember when we met those Shady Guys earlier?"

Kenny muffled voice"Yes so?"

Cartman"The one said that they owned 51% of Nestle now so it means the deal is already done . But just after Craig killed Shady Guy nr 2 and I told him to shut up because I didn't want to speak magic 80% Dark Chocolate Egyptian the other Shady Guy nr 3 called me FartFace51?

Kyle"FartFace51 that's your hacking name?"

Cartman"Exactly I had been hacking for months to discover new flavors and to make sure I would always be the first one to get them. I was buying them through Amazon Japan then depositing money through various dummy accounts and then sending the Nestle products through my fake distribution pipeline.

Kyle"Get to the point."

Cartman"Get to the point! God! Well whatever there was always another hacker trying to hack the system I had suspected he was also after the flavors. I did some research and identified him but I was also hacked I quickly destroyed that account I didn't know how much he learnt of my data that was my first account FartFace49!"

Stan"WHAT FARTFACE49?!"

Cartman"I know right! But anyways I could identify him his name was Johannes Vinterlang. Kenny use your phone...oh I'm sorry your poor Kenny so you don't have one. Stan search for his name."

Kenny mumbled"F#ck you Cartman."

Stan"Let's see Johannes Vinterlang. Why do they all have to be German?"

Cartman"It's Dutch. Don't be a racist Stan."

Stan"Fu...OH MY GOD he's the vice president of Tiger brands."

Cartman"Yes and no Stan. He is now the president of Cadbury sweets and Nestle."

Everyone"OH GOD!

Kenny muffled"But he's not the CEO isn't the CEO the boss at the top?"

Cartman"Good question peasant the CEO does run the business, but each brand has it's president to run that part of the group. He is the head of Cadbury sweets and because Cadbury is the largest part of Tiger Brands. If something were to happen to the current CEO of Tiger brands Johannes Vinterlang would then be the CEO of Tiger brands and he would also control Nestle. He would control everything!"

Stan"Wait ,wait do you think he's going to murder the CEO of Tiger brands? That'll be headline news they'll capture him immediately."

Cartman"What if he was in an unfortunate accident? We are in a dangerous jungle after all think about when we met those Shady guys."

Cartman"Kyle you're a Jew, use your Jew mind to unravel the mystery."

Kyle"Screw you. But the third guy has to Johannes Vinterlang because he knew your hacker name and when he gave the orders to take us all those soldiers appeared."

Cartman"Very good your filthy Jew powers are working. Who was the first guy?"

Kyle"F#ck you he told us that they owned 51% Nestle and that they owned the printers why would he tell us that?

Stan"Maybe he was just replying to what Ulf was saying, about the printers that were made with supercomputers. But why would someone different then Vinterland come here to the deal he is the Vice President after all. So it must be someone important who is as important as him or even more important! It cant be ?!

Cartman"Exactly. Stan it's the CEO of Tiger brands! Vinterland is going to kill him and take control of Tiger brands and then Nestle."

Kyle"So what? Even though we know the power of the 80% Dark Chocolate. It doesn't concern me we should just leave. Come on everyone.

Kyle,Stan,Kenny start walking away.

Kenny muffled voice "I see the path..."

Cartman"What if I told you we can be redeemed...two words Santa Claus."

Everyone turns around.

ART STYLE CHANGE SUPER HOMO BEAUTIFUL BOY ANIME STYLE WITH PINK HUE AND SWEAT SPARKLES EVERYWHERE.

Look at the end for the descriptons of Craig , Tweek and Token and how they look.

The battle field orange and purple smoke everywhere.

Explosions everywhere Token has a smile on his face as he's running he's picking up grenades , pulling pins ,throwing them left and right some explode , other's let out gas and other's are signal smoke grenades. He moves in and out of the smoke only leaving gaps in the smoke from where he was . The soldiers have been pushed too far their minds breaking due to stress and emotional strain. They fire randomly . Token like a cat aiming for a mouse finds his prey. A soldier he's trying desperately to reload his rifle his magazine fell he's shaking so much he grabs another puts it in he tries to cock it with the charging handle . The chamber stays open the magazine falls out it was never seated . He grabs his handgun the smoke moves he fires the gun eleven times it stops it's empty he keeps on pulling the trigger . Out of the smoke where he was shooting another soldier falls his head destroyed by the bullets of his comrade .He is so shocked he almost drops his handgun. He sees the smoke move he takes his magaz...

Token pulls his sword out the back of his neck. Token can see were the soldiers bullets will fly he has adapted . Like a strong laser pointer shining in the dark he sees the lengths of the barrels which way they point in. It becomes a game of positioning he moves between them they kill each other . Some are calming down they regain composure before they can reload their guns he stabs them killing them instantly. But he's still worried in the middle were Craig and the old soldier are fighting the smoke it's making a large cone . He knows his friend and brother is in there he's worried what might happen when the smoke clears . He shakes his head it'll work out or so he hopes .

Tweek is running he hears the explosions he told Ulf to find the other guys and leave . He feels his warrior spirit has returned his body moves so slowly he charges he pushes through suddenly it feels as if he's as light as a feather . He puts his dagger in his mouth he wraps his hand in a certain pattern tightly they start to bleed again but he knows the bandages wont come off no matter what.

Tweek's only thinking of Craig how stubborn he can be and the warmth of his body when they kissed his heart is racing he knows it's not because of him running so fast. He feels that there are words he has to tell him no matter what even if he dies he want's Craig to know his true feelings. He sees smoke in the distance . As he runs he sees two figures behind a bush a man with binoculars looking while he's talking into some device in a large backpack and another one with a large rifle who's on the ground they're aiming at the smoke.

Tweek while running at full speed toward them."What are you doing here?"

They immediately turn around he feels their killing intent . The man with the binoculars reaches for his belt Tweek thrust's his rapier through his left eye. The other man stands up . Tweek feels relieved as If a weight is lifted off his chest . He spins his dagger in his right hand lifts it up grabs the dagger on the correct side pulling it down hitting the man on top of his head killing him instantly. I'm so glad didn't have to stop running .Craig wait for me I'll be there soon.

ART STYLE CHANGE South park paper people

Somewhere.

PC Principal is in a room with two pyramid head monsters and Margarine is sitting in front of him in a cage, they kill her . He get's up he puts on his Ray-Bans. The pyramid head monsters take off their pyramids heads, rolls of blank consent forms fall out, empty books with titles like What's your pronouns? and How to respect Boundaries and they fall down dead. He walks out the fog clears a young girl comes out of the fog.

PC Principal "Yes they/her/them Sarah can he/male help they/do?

Sarah"You/they/them created this place for theyself/klingself/yoursel . To punish yourself/zeeself/xyz for your/they/zxy/them life before becoming PC Principal."

PC Principal"And she/they/abc Margarine?"

Sarah"It is your/they/zhow guilt for feeling being attracted to they/her/Zling Strong Woman."

PC Principal"He/they/ling see."

Sarah"Come with they/sling/wring/me."

PC Principal"Why?"

Sarah"They/sling/zonk/gley/bloank have to exorcise Token's ghost."

PC Principal"They/blink/zonk/them forgot about that! But those artifacts!"

Sarah"They/them/zonk/blonc/abc have a helicopter they/them/zonk/glip can just fly there."

PC Prinicpal"Ok but before they/them/zonk/dock/comp go please fill this consent form to allow they/clonk/bonk/zeck/bick to use the helicopter with them/they/chonk/abc and here is a form for they/them/abc/def underage and a copy of them/they/zyx/sart and..."

Elsewhere.

It's just me and Dracula mkay. All the werewolves are dead mkay but he also has a stand mkay. We are punching so fast and many times the air is lifting us up mkay. We are floating outside in the night! mkay and whats even worse mkay he can stop time too mkay! I can only manage 2 seconds maky but he says he can do 5 mkay. He musn't find out mkay. OW! he punched me mkay. I'm on the ground mkay he's started stopping time mkay."

Mr Mackey's mind goes blank. He knows the next time he sees Dracula, he going to punch him so hard only his two fangs are going to be left. He hears Dracula speak.

Dracula"5 seconds."

Dracula"4 seconds."

Dracula"3 seconds."

Dracula"2 seconds."

Mr Mackey is thinking"Come on you filthy f#cker mkay and give back my calculator mkay I had to save for 3 months mkay."

Mr Mackey sees a shadow fall on him.

Dracula"HORSE CARRIAGE!"

Mr Mackey's eyes open wider than they have ever been he shits and pisses his pants at the same time. But then in his mind he sees the smiling faces of his students and a picture of Token is burned in front of him. His resolve is now stronger than the hardest diamonds. He forgets about the calculator and the terminators and remembers the real reason for his quest. His stand's fists fly so fast and so strong it doesn't even take 5 punches and the carriage explodes the wood that's left of the carriage might as well be used to make tooth picks. Mr Mackey is up immediately.

Dracula's smug smile is gone, he pissed his pants. Mr Mackey's eyes shine so intensely with resolution. Dracula feels his balls shrink he thinks it will take at least a hundred years before he can have an erection again. Before Dracula even stops thinking about his erection problems. Mr Mackey's stand grabs him by neck . He hits him so hard on the head, it's sounds like a car's tires bursting. Mr Mackey's mind is racing so fast. He's analyzing every horror movie he's every seen. Remembering every way the monsters came back to life all the while punching a limp Dracula. He feels time move again this was the moment he was waiting for. He immediately stops time Dracula's broken body is hanging in the air, in Mr Mackey's frozen time world. His eyes shine like a sun as he rains his vengeance down upon Dracula.

International Red Cross base.

Clean tent with two two dentist chair.

Mr Mackey and PC Principal strapped in.

Drug dealer Santiego el Diablo"Oh thank you God in heaven it seems the battle is almost won!"

PC Principal looking composed in his chair"Token bro/dude/they/zey go on to the next life."

Mr Mackey shaking violently in his chair"Take...this...mkay...you're...playing..dead...mkay...punch...2000...times."

International Red Cross priest laying on the floor tired from praying and shaking the Aspergillum all the holy water having purged the blood that was everywhere in the tent."

International Red Cross priest"Gracias a dios en el cielo."

Santiego el Diablo"Yes priest thank you lord I feel this boy's spirit has been freed."

Finish.

Descriptions

Craig is wearing a blue poncho with a white phoenix design on it. He is also wearing an Incan headdress with black feathers . In his right hand he has a wooden Incan sword with jagged edges made of green glass and in his left hand he has a small round leather shield with the same design on it as on his poncho.(Craig's shield was destroyed in the battle with Tweek. His poncho is ripped from when he was tearing it to make bandages to treat Tweek and for his own hand which was injured .The wooden Incan Sword has started to lose the glass teeth on it's side due to the older soldier he is fighting picking them out with his two bayonete knives .)

Token Black is Craig's best friend and sworn brother : He is wearing two thick golden wrist bands made of metal . He's wearing a gold jackal inspired head dress with ears standing upwards . There are designs painted in blue on his thin muscular body . He is wearing a pleated waist high papyrus skirt with an Egyptian eye signal painted in gold and also wearing knee high leather pleated open toe shoes . He's holding a pointed gold blade and a leather shield with an golden ankh design on it(He has left the shield behind at the start of the first battle with the soldiers)

Tweek is wearing an oversized Spanish helmet with a white button up shirt with a puffy neck collar tight green and red striped pantaloons , black velvet gloves and knee high red boots . In his left hand he has a silver rapier and in his right hand a small dagger .Tweek's long beautiful blond hair is peaking out of his helmet and a few strands stand together completely obscuring his left eye as he moves his sweet falls and shines like stars and there is pink hue behind him .(In his battle with Craig he discarded his helmet and Craig removed one of his gloves before their kiss . He is now bare chested with blue bandages across his midriff and on his hands were Craig had bandaged him . His skin is extremely fair and it's almost as if it is glowing in the sun , his blond hair shines like gold and strands of it falls together to cover his left eye)