CHAPTER 2
It starts with me, Double D, and Ed all in Double D's house drinking lemonade.
Me: Holy heck! That Eddy guy sure is something huh?
Double D: (siiiiiiips lemonade) Slurp! No kidding, he's constantly creating scams to try and get enough money to buy a jawbreaker. We're friends, so I usually help him out with my intelligence.
Me: Ooh you're smart?
DOuble D: Well, I don't want to brag or anything, but Im the smartest kid in the culdisac. I'm known for my inventions!
Me: Wow! That'll come in handy huh?
Double D: I guess? I don't know what specifically you're talking about but yeah being smart will probably come in handy.
Me: Can't wait!
Double D: ...Uh, yeah.
Just then the doorbell rings. Me Eddy and Ed go over to the door. Its Eddy! I twirl the propeller on my hat and give him a menacing look.
Eddy: Hey guys… Im sorry about all that stuff that happened back there. Can we start over? I feel really bad…
Me and Double D: Hmm… Alright, you're off the hook this time
Eddy gives a "Yippee!" as he jumps in the air and clicks his heels
Me: So guys, how about you show me around? Since I'm new here, I'd love to see the neighborhood.
Double D: Ooh, I have the perfect place! We should go explore the woods.
Eddy: Doug, the woods can be kind of dangerous, but as long as you don't bring any food we should be fine.
Me: Hell yeah! I'll go get packed.
I head back to my mansion and start to pack a bag. I get to thinking, it'll probably be fine to bring food if it's wrapped so I fill my backpack with granola bars. I also make sure to back my dessert eagle pistol in case anything goes wrong or eddy tries to attack me.
I meat up with the eds, (Ed edd and Eddy) at the beginning of the forest.
Me: Hey guys! Let's get this party started huh?
Double D: I suppose yes, but let's be very careful! I wouldn't want to get scuffed up or dirty…
Eddy: Double D, stuff it alright? We'll be .
We start walking down the path and looking at all the birds and grass and stuff
Me: So are we going anywhere specific or is this just gonna be plant appreciation
Eddy: How lame do you think we are? We're heading toward our clubhouse! We had to put it in the woods so none of the dorks in town would bother us.
Me: Ah I getcha. Can't have anybody listening on your schemes.
Double D: Precisely.
We arrive at a muddy stream, with a single plank of wood serving as a walkway over it. Past it is a clearing with a large wooden fort.
Me: Oh wow! Thats really impressive!
Double D: Goodness, I loathe this leg of the trip. This mud always gives me such anxiety…
Eddy: Come on dweebus, we've done this a million times!
Eddy and Ed cross the plank. I stop midway and turn back to double D.
Me: Look! It's completely stable!
I jump on the plank a few times, and on the last jump a small cracking can be heard
Double D: GULP!
He takes a tentative step forward, then a second, and the board immediately snaps under his weight
Double D: AAH!
Me: Oh whoops!
Eddy: lol
He splashes down into the mud getting completely drenched in gunk. His yell is quickly muffled by mud filling his mouth. He slowly drags himself out the creek, spluttering.
Double D: Yech… So... Uncleanly…
He collapse on the ground, and we notice something very strange clutched in his hand. It tumbles out and the mud sloughs off revealing a strange ornate golden arrow.
Eddy: Holy smokes! That thing must be worth a fortune!
Me: Hot dog! Let's hold on to this thing.
I pick up the arrow and help double d to his feet. I then place down my backpack and open up my backpack to put the arrow in, and all my granola bars spill out.
Eddy: Doug what the hell?!
Double D: We said no food!
Me: Chill out guys! Its all packaged so no big deal-
Just then a giant crash comes from behind us. A bear's barreled through the club house, completely flattening it. Double D screams then faints.
Me: Oh damn! I've got this guys!
I reach into my pack and quickly pull out the Deagle. Eddy immediately jumps back when he sees the gun.
Eddy: What is your problem?!
Me: I like to stay prepared! Lay off!
I throw the gun at the bear, and he swallows it in a single bite.
Eddy: Why didn't you shoot it moron?
Me: My parents said i can't buy ammo until im 18 :(
The bear approaches, his eyes angry and fixed directly on me.
Eddy: Use your fire!
Me: What fire?
Eddy: I swear to god man I'll skin you
Me: ah damn fine! Dude you suck so hard no joke.
My eyes turn red and my hands become enveloped in fire. I take a stance towards the bear, who starts to charge.
Me: It's Clobberin' Time!
END
My second fanfiction! things are gonna be getting intense, so get ready!