It starts with our group in a parking lot outside of the woods.

JoJo: Just keep following me. I've got a cool ass van which i use to get to my various adventures

Eddy: JoJo that's kinda lame

JoJo: Shut up. Don't talk to me you're like 12. Anyways, Double D, you should do some experimentation with your stand. Usually they have some kind of ability like turning shit into snakes or pasteurizing milk automatically.

Double D summons his stand, Hardware Store, which is easily twice his height.

Double D: Should I just punch anything that's nearby? I'm sure that would have some kind of effect.

JoJo: What? Hell no, we're in a parking lot. I'm not paying for whatever you break.

We all hop into JoJo's Cool Van, which is an all black van with an airbrush image of JoJo riding a white horse and punching through a brick wall on the side.

Me: So JoJo, what exactly is your big mission?

JoJo: Well, Doug, I'm not sure exactly what I'm Looking for yet but I have discovered dimensional irregularities here in the united states. They began occurring after that stand arrow you found was stolen, so it can only be assumed that whoever's causing it is a stand user.

Me: Or they're just rad as hell

JoJo: Yeah they might just be really cool i guess. Whatever. I'm still gonna beat them up.

Double D: Do we know the location of this mysterious enemy?

JoJo: We know the general location but not anything specific. They're somewhere in Tennessee, but once we get to that state It'll be very difficult to track them down.

Double D: Hmm. You said they have detectable dimensional disturbances? I can most likely create a device that will allow me to track it more specifically!

JoJo: Perfect. You get to work on that.

Me: Dang double d. Just how big is your brain?

Double D: Oh you know. Ape sized and such.

Me: Hot dog!

Jotaro begins his Cool Van, and begins to hit the road.

JoJo: It'll take about two days to arrive in tennessee. I'll be able to drive straight through that due to my indomitable will.

Eddy: What if we have to pee or something man?

JoJo: Stopping leaves us open to enemy attacks. It's not going to happen.

Eddy: Come on man! We're not gonna get mugged at a seven eleven, that might be normal in japan or whatever but this is the US! Seven Elevens are a recognized safe zone.

JoJo: Hrmm. Perhaps. What do you think Double D?

Double D momentarily looks up from the mass of gadgets and machinery they're tinkering with on the floor, very distracted.

Double D: (Distracted) Huh? Oh, sure, whatever Eddy said…

JoJo: Alright, we'll stop once or twice, but only at Seven Elevens, deal?

Eddy: Fine, whatever

An hour passes, which double d spends working on his tracking device. Me and Edd are severely bored. I try to get some rest. Eventually, Eddy's stomach begins to growl.

Eddy: Hey Doug, toss me one of your granola bars

Me: Hah, no thanks I'm alright.

Eddy: Come on! Those things nearly got me killed by a bear, the least you can do is share 'em.

Me: Well you tried to scam me just because I'm a billionaire, so go find your own food.

Eddy: Are you still mad about that? That was like, this morning man. You gotta move on!

Me: Big words coming from such a little man.

Eddy: You trynna start something?!

Eddy pulls back his sleeve and forms a fist (like in cartoons) and starts to step towards me

JoJo: Eddy! Just grab something from the cooler back there. I always keep it stocked full of ham sammies (which is what i call sandwiches) and apple juice. It's my favourite two foods.

Eddy: Harrumph… Fine.

He goes to grab his meal, and I give him a menacing twirl of my funny hat.

JoJo: We're getting near to a seven Eleven for a whizz break, so everybody prepare to disembark. Double D, how's the gizmo coming?

Double D looks up from the workbench that he has constructed in the van. He presses the button on the gizmo and it whirls to life.

Double D: Everything's peachy!

The gizmo starts spluttering and smoking.

Double D: Eh- well there's still a few kinks to work out.

JoJo: Wow. That sucks.

We arrive at the seven 11, and the four of us file out of the car.

JoJo: It's been a few weeks since I've "gone wee". I may have an iron bladder but eventually you gotta go. This will most likely take 30-40 minutes so please don't get into any kind of trouble alright?

Me: No problem man I'm just gonna buy some mike and ikes with my massively stocked credit card

JoJo: Yeah alright.

JoJo enters the bathroom. The rest of us start walking around the isles looking for snacks.

Eddy: Oh shit! Guys, they've got twink-

Eddy immediately stopped talking as he found himself staring down the barrel of a pistol, held by a strange blue furry monster.

Cookie Monster: Cookie Monster finally found you all! Now don't move an inch.

THE END