It starts with Eddy Frozen in fear, staring down the barrel of a gun held by the one and the only Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster: The Boss told Cookie Monster that the boss hear there was a group coming to try and stop him. He sent Cookie Monster to stop them! Cookie Monster lucky he found you or Cookie Monster might never get home!

Eddy: Woah Buster, hold on just a minute. Don't do anything rash here! I'm not even traveling with anybody, I think you've got the wrong guy!

Cookie Monster: Liar! Cookie Monster saw you enter this seven eleven with Jotaro Kujo! (Cookie monster cocks his pistol)

Eddy swiftly looks from side to side, and not seeing any exit, resorts to slamming his Head into Cookie Monster. Cookie monster lets out a yell and Stumbles backwards, clutching his noggin.

Eddy dives into another aisle as soon as he gets the opportunity, and stumbles over himself to get away from his attacker.

Eddy: Guys! I need backup! There's some freak with a gun who's trying to take us out!

Unfortunately for Eddy, Double D had already returned to the van to work on the gizmo and I wasn't able to hear him over all the Mike and Ikes I had purchased.

JoJo: (muffled) Eddy you alright?!

Eddy: No! I'm about to get shot! Get out here and help me!

JoJo: Unfortunately I can't help. I'm still in the process of going "wee wee". You're going to have to handle this one on your own Edward.

A gunshot rings out and a bag of chips near Eddy's head explodes into fragments of bag. Eddy yelps and ducks, sprinting out of the aisle on all fours.

Just as Eddy exits the aisle, Cookie Monster stomps into it.

Cookie Monster: Come now child! Death not so bad, Cookie Monster make it quick! In some way Cookie Monster envy you, for you may finally be freed from the incessant cravings of the flesh!

Cookie monster slowly creeps his way towards the end of the aisle, gun up and ready to shoot the next thing he sees move. There's a blur of brown, and he opens fire, unloading half a clip into the blur, before realizing it was simple a bottle of pepsi that was rolled past the isle.

Realization dawns on cookie monster just as Eddy jumps in to the air and latches onto him from behind, putting him in a chokehold. Cookie Monster is twice the height of Eddy, so Eddy hangs from the monster's neck.

Cookie monster: Let go of Cookie Monsters neck! Cookie Monster can not breath!

Eddy: That's the idea asshole!

Eddy repeatedly drives his knee into Cookie Monster's back. Cookie monster tries to get a shot off on him, but the monster had neglected to do regular stretches and was incapable of reaching the boy.

Cookie Monster: Aaargh!

The blue beast reels back and slams Eddy into the shelves of the aisle. Eddy's grip loosens, and Cookie monster uses the opportunity to fling him off. Eddy slams into the puddle of pepsi spilled by the errant barrage of bullets. He quickly stumbles away, as Cookie Monster lines up another shot and fires.

The bullet connects, and eddy stumbles to the ground.

Eddy: You dick! You just shot me in the leg!

Cookie Monster: Yeah.

The Blue Beast Lumbers over to Eddy with a look of satisfaction.

Cookie Monster: Looks like Cookie Monster win this round! But Eddy boy should be proud, fought very good!

Eddy stares up at his impending death in a panic. His mind is racing almost as quickly as his heart. He knew this trip was going to be a mistake, there are way too many risks out in the open world. It's not like the culdesac, where everyone's a plain rube. Out in the real world existed the one thing that Eddy feared most. People that he can't justify seeing himself as superior too.

But Double D. God Damn it, Double D. He's plenty book smart, but he wouldn't be able to handle any real danger. He'd crumble. That idiot just went along with two people he just met today on an interstate road trip! Double D was just too trusting. But Eddy couldn't let anything bad happen to him. He couldn't let someone so naive get hurt. That's the only reason he agreed to this damned trip. And now it was going to be the death of him.

But what could hurt Double D more than losing a friend when he was only 20 feet away? Double D would Blame himself for the death, and Eddy wasn't about to let that happen.

Eddy: Alright man, you've got me. I'm done for. I accept it. But can you give a guy one last request?

Cookie Monster Narrowed his eyes, but did not drop his aim nor his guard for a second.

Cookie Monster: …Perhaps…

Eddy: I just want to eat one last bag of cookies. I don't want to go out on an empty stomach.

Cookie Monster: (softly) Cookie Monster understand… Would want same done for him. You may have one bag of cookie.

Eddy: Thanks man. For a hired gun you're really not that bad.

Eddy reached into the rack which he had landed on, grabbing a bag of cookies. The intense stare between him and the monster wasn't dropped for a second. Eddy held the bag in both hands, and pulled it apart, spilling cookies all over the floor.

Eddy: Whoops!

Cookie Monster's eyes dilated at the sight of the baked discs. He quickly glanced from Eddy, to the cookies, then back to Eddy. He begins to shake, trying to fight his instincts. A single tear rolls down his face, and his will crumbles. He drops his gun and dives down, shovelling cookies into his mouth.

Eddy casually walks over and picks up the gun.

Eddy: Hey man, tip for the future, stop talking in the third person. It makes it kinda easy to tell what you're all about.

Cookie Monster: (Shovelling cookies into his mouth) Cookie Monster can't help it… Cookie so good!

Eddy: Alright man, you have fun. Also, sorry about this next part…

Eddy levels the gun at Cookie Monster's legs. He can't have this guy finishing off the cookies and getting any ideas. He nearly pulls the trigger, but he notices that cookie monster is… Smoking?

Cookie Monster: Wait, these is thin mint cookie? Oh no! Cookie Monster is allergic!

The blue beast begins to blink red and beep. Eddy stands there confused.

JoJo: (Muffled) Kid! Get out of the way! He's gonna blow!

Eddy dashes to the back of the store and dives behind a bunch of crates just as the seven eleven is consumed by light and a deafening explosion. Eddy huddles behind the boxes, now in splinters, clutching his head as his ears ring in a dreadfully painful fashion. He can almost hear some kind of faint yelling, but it's distant…

?: ….dy….ddy...Eddy.. Eddy!

Eddy: Double D?

Eddy's vision clears, and he can see that Double D is crouched above him.

Double D: Goodness Eddy, what on earth happened? That explosion leveled the Seven Eleven!

Eddy clutches on to Double D and begins to cry

Eddy: God D, it was awful! They sent somebody after us! He- He had a gun and… I thought I was really gonna die there for a second!

Double D: Eddy, I'm so sorry. I should've been there! This is my fau-

Eddy: Don't say that! It's not! You couldn't have known this was gonna happen. It's my fault for insisting we stop somewhere.

Double D: Eddy, all that matters is that you're alright-

Me: Hoooly shit dude are you crying?

I had finally caught up with Double D, and i was idly chewing on some Mike and Ikes

Me: "Ah oh no oh gosh a thing blew up aah loud noise". Dude honestly grow up?

Eddy: Shut it Doug! You have no idea what i just went through!

Me: Hey. Hey shut up. Look behind you.

Eddy looked behind him, Only to see an almost entirely leveled seven eleven. The only thing that remained was a single toilet, which was currently being used by Jotaro.

JoJo: Man nothing is making you look at me right now.

END