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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Slenderman read the last several chapters...and realized that he didn't like how he'd handled this at all, the whole teacher scene DEFINITELY could've gone better...And where was the freaking Jackie chan elements?! So he ditched the whole plan, he pauses to take some picture of the burning Eiffel tower, then sets the whole city on fire...makes sure Chloe and Lila were killed, then cursed both hero's with perma-nude and forever jammed Marrinette's power to undo the damage and then left that universe forever...
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And hoped to a new universe to start over.
Quickly checked the timeline, the miraculous duo had been at it for weeks now...eh, good a time as any he supposed...
Feeling a bit lazy, He just snapped his fingers and soon the entire Stoneheart army(minus the original) had been reinfected, restored, and terrorizing Paris. He snaps his fingers again to make 'adjustments' to the miraculous of the duo...
He felt like this time he should just jump right into things...and he had just the idea how...
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Marinette and Adrien walked to school in a bit of a daze...they had NO idea what had happened! One moment they were getting into bed, the next they were walking to the school!? What was going on?! Was...were people running? Was...was that a fire? But they couldn't focus! They just kept walking to class! And so did their fellow classmates! It was like they were in a trance!
As they got near the classroom...none saw the darkness leaves them...and their heads FINALLY cleared!
The class looked around baffled...but after a moment of not seeing anything alarming...they shrugged it off and go inside their classroom...where they behold a strange sight...
A person who was most definitely NOT thier usual teacher was tapping his foot with his back to them as music played...standing around him was a bunch of other people they didn't recognize...
Well hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Without warning, the guy grabbed one of the other people in the room and chomped off his head and feasted on the goo inside! Everyone screamed as they were covered in blood!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
Everyone watches in stunned silence as he rips off yet another head to feast on it's inards...
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
they watched in stunned horror as he keps eating more and more brains each time he sings 'brains', worse, the decapitated corpses were now rising to dance!...several students had now fainted...
Go down to the Wonton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the doughnut stop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see
Their is actual vomiting as he rips out brains stems, juggles them and lets them plop in his mouth!
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
The children frantically try to call 911 but their phones have no signals!
Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable, especially the small ones
No time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em
I'll just grab myself a straw and I drink 'em! (ohhhhhhh...)
They try to go through the door but it's now locked behind them!
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink
Now fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend
Adrien and Marienette panic! They're was nowhere for them to transform! What could they do?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat her brains 'til they're zombified
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first she think it's strange
She won't think twice
If She don't have a brain!
BRAINS...
Bring me her Brain...
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
As the song ends he turns to the kids and wipes the 'blood' from his mouth. "Oh, well if it isn't my class? Any chance you could take these dummies back to the drama class? I'm done with my rehearsal."
"Wait, dummies? Rehearsal?" Asked Adrien baffled.
Sure enough...they were fake dummies filled with fake fluids and guts...
"Wait, but...the zombies..." Marienette says confused.
The guy rolls his eyes. He goes to a zombie and to everyone's shock, it's a hologram!
"Yeah, take these projectors with you too..."
"But our phones..."
"Oh, yeah they did a bunch of renovations. Among other things, they reset the Wi-fi system. You'll be able to use it again, you just need the new Wi-fi password. it's on the board."
They use it and sure enough their phones are now working fine...
"But the door..."
"Oh, for crying out loud...bloody renovations, make the AC work from 'never' to 'sometimes' but mess up the doors...whole bloody school throwing their money down the bloody drain." He demonstrates the new way they apparently had to open the door...it was annoying and elaborate...but it apparently worked...
Not knowing what else to say...the kids do as he says and send the props away and clean up the gunk...
"Right, I'm your new teacher Stanley Lenderman...shell we begin?" He asks with a wicked smile.
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