Shukuba Town
Naruto was sitting on the bed and trying to enter his mindscape to speak to his great uncle Kurama. After all, to make him feel better, after the Third Hokage's funeral, fox promised to teach him how to make a bijudama. Of course he was angry at pervy sage, who did leave him alone again because of some girl. But unlike when he started training with him, he had now an awesome grand uncle who unlike Jiraya loved teaching him everything what he knew. The only sad part was that he didn't know a lot about ninja technics. But it's more the thought that counts.
As Naruto enters the mindscape he sees his favorite living relative, only to see Kurama smirking back at him.
"So you ready to learn bijudama?"
"Of course, of course, of course!" sings Naruto happily as he jumps from one leg to another, showing his hyperkinesia and eagerness.
"Well, then we need to get stard…" starts Kurama only to stop.
"What's wrong?" asks Naruto.
"Well, imari is all about feeling. It's impossible to do if you don't know how it feels to make. Gyuki may be thinking other way, but he's wrong."
"Imari?" asks Naruto.
"Bijudama has many names, but I myself like to call it imari when I use it as a laser beam. But now when I think of it, I can create it for you until you can create it yourself." said Kurama while smiling softly.
He really enjoyed spending time with Naruto. Heck, he even was tempted to bringing him to biju's shared mindscape, but decided that he needs to learn and grow a bit more before doing that.
"Anyway, let's change places, as it is your first time I make imari completely ready, you just need to put it in your mouth and fire it."
"Yea, yea lets to this, wait a minute, we're in a room and bijudama is super destructive, should we go outside?"
"Nah, that pervert will pay all the damages, he deserves it, for leaving you for that girl."
...
While Naruto and Kurama discussed in mindscape, Itachi and Kisame grew impatient about the fact that Naruto didn't open a door.
"Itachi, are we sure that this is the right room?"
"Hn, did you say something?" replied Itachi, as he was trying to imitate his old anbu captain.
"Really Itachi, really you choose to imitate a guy, whose one of the lesser-known nicknames is "The One Phrase Kakashi!" I expected more from you."
"Hn."
"Hn treatment again, you are such a pain in the ass! Sometimes I think we shouldn't be together!"
Sadly they didn't realize that that part of the conversation was heard by a random girl who walked past them. That girl was also a major yaoi writer, who was collecting inspiration for her new book.
"I'm done waiting! I will break down this door! Don't you dare stop me! I will do it!" shouts Kisame in hysteria.
"Hn."
"You asked for it!" roars Kisame as he breaks down the door.
It was that moment that they realized that they weren't ready for this. After all, it's not every day you come face to face with bijudama.
"Itachi, is this the tailed beast ball?"
"Hn."
"I thought so, let's say to the leader we couldn't find him. Fast!" as they prepare to run away.
"What was that? Ah, who cares, I need to put it in my mouth and fire it." thought Naruto as he prepared to use his new favorite attack.
What followed was brilliant light as the laser beam traveled across the sky, towards Konoha.
Konoha
People were doing after attack repairs, when suddenly light travels across the sky and there was an explosion heard.
"What, did we got by a meteor? Is everybody alright? Did something got destroyed?"
"Everybody is alright! The meteor didn't hit anything important!" expressed civilians as they got over the shock.
Meanwhile, Danzo had a very bad day. First, he got scolding from other elders for not helping in the Sand-Sound attack and now a meteor destroyed his house. For the first time in forty years, he let his emotions, what he thought he had killed, come out as he cursed his life and Hiruzen.
"My house, my beautiful, beautiful house. Why? What I did wrong?" were heard throughout the main root base as Danzo moped about how bad his life was.