Harley's Magikal Mystery Tour
Author's note: This story went on a bit of a hiatus, due to LordGrise being both very busy with real world things, and apparently my tossing Loki into the story. Since the hiatus began the Island of Krakoa and the Green Lagoon Tiki mutant party bar and hookup center has been created Marvel, solving one issue on facilitating Harley's quest to paraphrase many of Deadpool's special comics (Harley and Ivy screw the Marvel universe). Dang, I kind of think that would be a good comic, and right in keeping with how DC portrays Harley many a time, and just think of the sales numbers.
I mean… who wouldn't buy it? Just imagine the art… total cheesecake on display… and a naughty naughty crossover… So… and after some thought, and much time, here is the next chapter.
Part 3: I'll have what she's having
Ivy stopped dancing and gave the newcomer an apprising look and a question while Harley continued to dance but likewise eyed the newcomer. "And you are?"
Harley's eyes opened wide with sudden realization and answered Ivy's question before the newcomer could, also Harley looked rather like a fan girl meeting the object of fanhood. "I'm betting… Loki!?"
A graceful bow from the newcomer as he spoke. "The one and only. What, and who, brings two such lovely ladies to such a place and leaves them unattended? And woefully bereft of libations as well."
Harley was grinning like she'd won the lottery, but Ivy was much more suspicious as she recalled what she could about Loki from the comics. "Aren't you supposed to be the god of… lies?"
A slightly embarrassed shrug from Loki. "Was… I like to think I'm now more of a god of stories then lies…"
"And taking over Asgard." Giggled Harley as she continued to dance the jitterbug.
A slight negatory shake of the head from Loki at Harley's statement. "Likewise another past tense behavior as I not only have my own realm but I've come to find that the whole ruling thing was more of a goal then a pleasant reality. No, my brother Thor now rules Asgard and I am one of the good guys. I present you Loki, King of Jotunheim, land of the Frost Giants and future Avenger."
Harley just had to ask. "Future Avenger?"
An ironic grin from Loki. "That is a work in progress. Sadly a bit of black balling going on at the moment from a few hostile Avengers, but, being a true hero, I shall persevere and prove the naysayers wrong as to their doubts about my reformed character."
A nod of agreement from Harley. "Yea… a few massacres and so many goody two shoes just don't want to admit a gal can turn over a new leaf."
Ivy observed. "All that and yet you're… here? I recall you mentioning a kingdom, which must be nicer then this, or is this just some slumming night out?"
A sigh from Loki, and a hint as to why he was not enjoying his realm or his palace. "Have you ever met Frost Giants?"
Harley hazarded a guess, she figured it must be like dealing with the Joker's minions. "Dull? Wearing last year's fashions? Body parts strewed about? Too many fart jokes?" Now Harley loved a good fart joke, but some folks just didn't know when enough was enough.
Loki rolled his eyes. "Beyond boring. Watching ice grow is one of the more entertaining events, when somebody's not getting beaten to death; which happens with irritating regularity, the ice and the bodies that is. And don't get me started about the just how far Jotunheim is to the nearest Starbucks." A bit of a dramatic flourish. "Hence I find the allure of heroic deeds to be a lifesaver of boredom alleviation, I can now see why my brother took up the past time."
But Loki knew that men who spoke excessively about themselves did not interest most women worth knowing. "But enough about me, just who is before me…" Loki looked thoughtful as he gazed at the two. "Let's see… I smell chaos, greenery, and… delirium? Hence… an earth goddess and an agent of Chaos would be my guess, all surrounded by the slightest touch of Magik, the name of course, why the two of us are almost best friends, as magical the two of you most certainly are. Ah… your drinks are here, allow me."
A shark had swum up with a tray balanced on its back holding two drinks, Harleys Screaming Orgasm (in a spill proof cup with one straw) and Pammy's Tom Collins. Loki tossed a golden coin on the tray, then took a glass in each hand, before handing the ladies their respective drinks.
Ivy gave her drink a little sniff, then a sip. Hmmm, nice. Classically done with good gin, fresh lemon juice, and was icy cold, a bigger sip prompted a smile of delight.
Harley stopped dancing and examined her large frosty off white drink, then give a tiny sip on the straw before commenting "Mmmmm, nice, but… not living up to the hype." Then gave a really big suck. Which caused…
Harley's eyes dilated as her mouth released her straw and gaped open with a throaty groan. Then a grimace as her whole body vibrated as she gave forth a small shriek as Ivy looked on with interest. Then some panting before Harleys eyes glazed over and her back arched as she shook her head back and forth causing her hair to whip about as she loudly shrieked while almost convulsing. "Oh God! Another one! Even bigger!" Which went on for some time before the spasms trailed off leaving her panting as the tremors subsided. Then…
"Pammy, you've got to try this drink! It's the bang!"
Ivy was intrigued but was not quite the exhibitionist as Harley, at least most of the time. "I'm not sure Har, that looked…"
Harley was having none of that. "Dare you!"
"Harley, we're in public with strangers and…"
"Don't be a party pooper. Double bat dare you! Come on Pammy, let's cut loose!"
Another female shriek of pleasure from the dancing crowd was the deciding factor for Ivy.
"Fine, but I'm sure my altered physiology will result in less then dramatic results."
Ivy handed her Tom Collins to Harley and likewise received Harley's Screaming Orgasm. Ivy gave it a sniff. Hmm… fresh cream, dark coco power (organic), and a delightful cocktail of different high quality alcohol blends, all blended together with shaved ice. Well… Ivy prepped her immune system and took a big long suck on the straw.
Nice… was Ivy's conclusion as she lick her lips, but nothing like the reactions of Harley…
And that's when it hit her like a Mac truck meeting a Fiat. Ivy tightly clenched her eyes closed while convulsing so hard that Harley had to grab onto her to keep her from collapsing. Then just as with Harley a second spasm rocked Ivy's head back as she screamed. "NO! NO! NO! Not Again!" As she trashed about.
Finally, the show was over (Loki had quite enjoyed watching). Ivy's red hair was rather wild and she was vigorously panting as Harley gently put one hand around Ivy's hips and started to slightly dance while asking, with a grin. "Was I right?"
It took Ivy a few attempts before she could answer. "I… I'll… I'll grant you that."
Harley took a big gulp of the Tom Collins before handing the drink back to Ivy who took a sip and retrieving her own from Ivy's still clenched fist. "How much is left? Momma want's another!"
Another big suck from Harley as Ivy looked on with some concern, but it was too late as…
Nothing happened, other then some brain freeze for Harley.
Ivy was secretly relieved as Harley complained to Loki. "What's wrong?"
Loki explained. "One, or in this case a double one, per drink. Otherwise people might nurse just one drink all night. After all, bars are in the business of selling drinks." Loki gestured for Harley's drink. "May I?"
Harley handed the Screaming Orgasm to Loki. "Sure… you're paying". Plus she wanted to see Loki's O face.
Loki took a small sip on the straw, then a bigger one. No reaction other then a few smacks of his lips as he stated "Well made" while handing the drink back to Harley.
Ivy was now beginning to dance with Harley as her strength recovered, while making the observation. "That's it?" As to the effects upon Loki.
A shrug from Loki as he started to dance alongside them. "God and all. Takes a bit more then that to get divinity rocking. I don't mean to brag but… I make them better."
Harley's eyes got big. "Better? Like… better?"
A devil may care smile from Loki. "How did that television show go… Better… Stronger… Faster."
Ivy gave the appearance of not buying what Loki was selling. "Oh dear, such words coming from a god of… stories?" Perhaps in hindsight that was not wise, after all urging one to 'perform' tends to make people pull out all the stops.
Just confidence from Loki. "I may be known to…exaggerate from time to time, but not about such things. In this matter, Loki always delivers."
Harley elected herself the spokeswoman for the duo. "We'll give it a try if you answer a few questions."
Ivy's wasn't sure that this was a wise course of action, but she was still a bit woozy and just went with it.
"Ask away." Was Loki's reply as he continued to dance.
Harley asked the second most important question she had. "Why is the Scarlet Witch still in the Avengers when she'd like an Airbnb for possession and evil? Since you're a magically connected dude, you should be in the know."
Loki suddenly looked embarrassed. "Um… I don't wish to speak ill of a future teammate…"
"Spill it story boy." Was Harley's answer as she gave Ivy a slow kiss that definitely caught Loki's eye, a kiss that Ivy returned with interest as they then rubbed their breasts against each other (a common ploy that tended to make most men fall in line). A quick internal mental calculation from Loki about two birds in hand vs….
"Not all of Wanda's… episodes are… well… possession. Wanda is a bit… bipolar. And when she's… that way she has a propensity to… well…"
"Pull a train?" Suggested Harley.
"Like a choo choo." Was Loki's deadpan reply.
Harley was modest in her triumph and comic story analyses. "Knew it! I told you Pammy! Girl just wants to get her freak on. And I bet all the male Avengers have some kind of betting pool about it. I can see it now, 'I Win! I picked 2pm Thursday!'"
With that Harley handed the depleted Screaming Orgasm drink to Loki, who continued dancing while shaking the drink with two hands like he was mixing a Martini, while Harley asked another question.
"So… any idea how we can hook up with the X-Men?"
"I have some… contacts." Was Loki's answer. "They mostly resided on that no trespassing island that they've setup, but I have my ways… Speaking of which, take a sip of this."
The refreshed drink, with two straws now, was handed to an eager Harley and a suddenly apprehensive Ivy who handed her drink to Loki.
"Let's do it at the same time Pammy." Was Harley's request as Harley wrapped her lips around one straw while offering the second to Ivy.
Ivy slightly rolled her eyes, but complied to make Harley happy. They both took a small sip and Mmmmm tasty. A sudden warm feeling was the only perceived results by the two, so… another larger suck. Again no massive reaction but the feeling as if they were somehow rising even though their feet were firmly on the floor.
"What do you call this drink?" Asked Ivy after she and Harley took another long long draw on their straws.
"Oh… I named it after my favorite burger at my favorite burger chain. Rather naughty that the name of the chain, In and Out does have multiple meanings."
Ivy released her stray as she felt somehow rising even higher. "Wait… do you mean…"
'Double double." Finished Loki as the two reached the top of what turned out to be the hill of an orgasmic rollercoaster. Then a sudden frown from Loki, he had been rather… distracted by the two while mixing the drink. Was it the double double or was it the one he had named after the ride the … the one called cyclone? That quaint ride called a roller coaster. Um… oh dear… Loki suddenly realized he had combined both and created a…
A double double cyclone.
"HARLEY!" Screamed a writhing Ivy while a gyrating Harley shrieked "Pammy! It's the big O!" Then the two kissed and screamed into each other's mouths as let's just say San Andreas broke forth and shook the two like Los Angeles. Or was it Godzilla having his way yet again with Tokyo.
Breasts pressed together, nipples erect as they…
Orgasmed!
The two women ground themselves against each other as they continued to…
Orgasm!
Screamed as they continued to…
ORGASM!
Fell down upon the dance floor with Harley on top as they continued to…
ORGASM!
The term double double was a most inadequate description of what they were experiencing. Out of control...
OOOOORRRRRRGGGGGAAASSSSMMMM!
They came and came and came. Think rollercoaster, always another hill, always one more turn, always another drop.
Eventually it was over, leaving the two passed out, drenched in sweat and sprawled on the dance floor with Harley still on top of Ivy. Now at this point Loki would normally brag a bit in that… "So, do I make them better?" And a suggestion that they adjourn to a more private locality. But their passed out condition left Loki rather high and dry and grumbling to himself about overdoing it.
An unnoticed song was playing. It was We got the beat by the Go-Gos.
…
Go-Go music really makes us dance
Do the pony, puts us in a trance
Do what you see just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line
'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah, we got it
…