Chapter 14: Lions, Tigers, and Bras, oh my!

HELLO! Coming atcha with another chapter! If you guys have any suggestions or thoughts about the story please review, I love em! ENJOY! ;)
BTW I think I forgot to post a chapter I'd written or something, so im pretty sure there will be two like at the same time! Oops...

Rick

Stupid.
All that shit was stupid. Hand holding, kissing, any form of love was stupid. Rick knew for a fact it was... After all, it was just horomones that last for a limited amount of time. Of course they liked each other, Morty liked anything with boobs and obviously Skylar had spent too much time with him for her own good. Rick's first attempt had failed and backfired like no other, and he wasn't about to try again, but he didn't know what to do. Maybe Morty just had to learn the hard way that love was a waste of time.

Rick went to the school, broke in, hacked the computer, and sent an e-mail to Skylars parents from the school informing them of her 'accident' and hurt knee. That should do it, unless they're overprotective and sue or something. Rick took a swig of his stronger than usual liquor. If Morty wanted to spend all his time with some blonde joke then that was fine to him. Guess he got over redheads fast. Rick was finished all he had to do, and decided he should maybe feed the animals in his lab. He'd take them to Shoneys! That would cheer him up and feed them, two birds one stone.

Rick again created a portal back home, but this time waited a good 5 seconds before he actually went through. If they were already hand holding Rick knew especially in teens they move fast. Rick hoped that meant the love died faster too, then Morty could finally get back to adventuring with HIM, instead of being distracted.a
After all, Rick needed his shield.

Rick stepped through and the two were actually sleeping. They didn't really have a sense of time in the dark room. "Wake up turds I can't l*EurGh*et you starve down here." Rick slapped Morty (gently) in the face and he woke up startled "wWoAHH?" Morty uttered. "Food time MORTY." Rick started back towards the door. "Wake up Skylar."

Morty

Morty woke up suddenly from a slap. "wWoAHH?" Morty saw Rick. "Food time MORTY. Oh, I brought you guys some clothes too. You're reeally starting to stink up the place." Usually Morty might be a little ticked that Rick slapped and woke him up, but nothing could dampen his mood. He felt like he was flying! He didn't care what happened, he held hands with Skylar. And now he had to wake her up. Strangely though, ever since they'd gotten closer Morty only got more nervous around her. Now that he knew he had a chance he knew it was even worse if he messed it up. "S-Skylar, we gotta eat. S-S-Skylar!" Morty gently nudged her good arm. She opened her eyes and yawned. She looked at Morty and smiled. "Thank god I'm starving!" She sat up, coming face to face with Morty closer than he expected and lingering there. Morty's eyes were wide and he didn't know what was happening. Not to say he didn't like it. Skylar finally broke the sudden stare and got up. She yelped in pain from the accidental pressure on her knee. "O-oh, crap" Morty rushed over and acted as a crutch. "U-uh, Rick brought us some clothes too. Morty pointed to the large bag.

Morty and Skylar both hobbled over and grabbed fresh outfits, and then came the awkwardness of how they were gonna do this... Morty was fine getting dressed but Skylar was quite damaged. "Um, I guess lets just face opposite corners or something." Skylar said awkwardly. Morty couldn't help but think how the hell she was gonna get dressed on her own? He wasn't TRYING to be a pervert in saying he should help her, but she had to balance on one leg AND one of her arms was unusable. Morty decided she could at least try first. He wished they could get his mom to help her, but she couldn't know they were hurt.
They both hobbled to opposite corners, and Morty started getting dressed he was able to get his clothes on with some minor struggling. He finished and waited a safe 5 ish minutes for Skylar to be fully dressed. After that he peeked ever so slightly, oops. Morty obviously underestimated the time she'd need. She was in the moment Morty saw her struggling to clasp her bra at the back. Blood rushed to Morty's head and he quickly snapped his head away, thank god she didn't see. He waited ANOTHER 5 minutes. He finally heard her sigh heavily. That didn't sound like she was successful.

"Um, Uh, Morty?" Skylar said sheepishly. Morty had a feeling he knew what she was going to ask. "Y-yeah?" Skylar didn't answer right away. "Um, I really hate to ask, but, uh, I can't, uh, you know." Morty certainly did know. Morty didn't know how he felt. Although he was freaking out inside. Happy, but freaking out. He needed to keep his cool, think about something else. Morty turned and saw her bare back. NOPE. Morty whipped back around for a second to keep his composure. It was no different than a bikini! He'd seen plenty of people in bikinis at the beaches. He tried to think of puppies, swimming, the sky... Wait no NOT that. His heart was beating as he turned around and started to walk to Skylar. Morty tried his hardest to slap himself out of it, he thought of the boring museums he always was forced to go to, boring arts and crafts. Morty was right behind her. FISH, HOMEWORK, ANYTHING! She held one side of the clasp while he grabbed the other. Morty was shaking, holding his breath. It was about as awkward as it seemed. But luckily in total, the whole ordeal was really only 3 minutes. Skylar clasped it and handed Morty her shirt. Then, she did the worst thing she could do in that situation.

She turned around to face him. Morty's eyes had a mind of their own for just a second, to his dismay. Morty felt like he couldn't hear anything, his heartbeat in his ears. He didn't hear her speaking to him. "MORTY! Could you help me with my shirt? Uh, y'know since I'm crippled." She really had no idea what she'd just done. NO IDEA! Morty helped her shirt on and breathed deep breaths. Thinking about ANYTHING else he could possibly. But it was a little too late. He didn't really expect her to turn front to him... In her bra. How was Skylar so... Comfortable? Maybe they were closer than he thought... Or she was more clueless than he thought. After her shirt was on, she said "Thanks!" Looking back to Morty. She spuddered. She giggled and tried to hold her hand to her mouth. "W-what?" Morty snapped out of his daze for a second. "Oh, uh, nothing. Good morning to you too..." She walked away, chuckling to herself. Morty was confused.

He looked down, and his eyes widened. He obviously hadn't thought about museums enough... shit.