One day, on Midgard, Thor was playing on a computer.
"Hah hah. This is so silly," Thor says.
"What's silly, brother?" Loki asks.
"Oh, hello, Loki. What are you doing here?" Thor asks.
"I could ask you the same question," Loki says, casually looking at his finger tips.
"Well, I thought you were in time out?" Thor asks.
"I was, but, you know, time out gets boring..." Loki says, rolling his eyes, "Uh, what exactly is that?"
"I'm designing a gift for my girlfriend, Jane," Thor says, grinning.
"Hmmm... Alright, well... Are you sure she wants THAT?" Loki asks.
"What's not to want? Look, here, I'll show you," Thor says, clicking on a few things on the screen, "So I get to manage a zoo from this visual box...and if I go to the location, it will be there!"
"Huh... Interesting... I'm kind of into animals, myself..." Loki says.
"Look at this little rabbit," Thor says, clicking on a fennec fox, "Isn't it precious?"
"...that's a rabbit...?" Loki asks.
"OF COURSE IT IS, YOU OAF," Thor grumbles aggressively.
"Okay, okay... So... Uh... Jane likes rabbits?" Loki asks.
"Probably. Who doesn't?" Thor asks.
"What else does Jane like?" Loki asks, creating a chair out of ice to sit on.
"Uh... Hmmm... Maybe Jane likes horses! Here's a nice looking horse," Thor says, selecting a giraffe, "I think it got a little stretched out, but it seems to be alive, so that's good."
"You stretched the horse's neck out? Shame on you," Loki says, shaking his head.
"I DID NOT MEAN TO! AND IT STILL LIVES! JANE WILL LIKE IT!" Thor yells.
"Alright," Loki says, "Might I suggest some additions?"
"NO," Thor responds.
"You're no fun..." Loki says.
"Ah hah! I'll add fifty horses!" Thor exclaims, clicking his mouse like mad.
"Fifty horses? Sounds like a party..." Loki says.
"STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU GOAT!" Thor yells.
"Hmmm... Fine..." Loki says.
"Oh no! It says my horses are not happy! Not enough space? Maybe there would be enough space if their necks were not so long!" Thor yells, banging his fists into the desk.
"Just open up the fence. They don't need to be fenced in, anyways..." Loki says.
"Won't they escape...?" Thor asks.
"No," Loki lies.
"Okay, here, horses!" Thor says, deleting part of the fence.
"Yes..." Loki says, rubbing his hands together.
"Oh no! They are escaping!" Thor yells, suddenly.
"Hah hah hah!" Loki laughs.
"No! Poor Jane will be so sad!" Thor wails.
Suddenly, the bell dings.
"Oh my! Is Jane here to visit?" Thor asks, excitedly getting up from his seat.
He rushes to the front door. Meanwhile, Loki sits down in front of the screen and starts destroying Thor's zoo!
"Jane! Come see the gift I am making for you! Also, you look so beautiful today!" Thor says.
"Okay," Jane says and follows Thor.
"Come quickly!" Thor says.
Loki is gone when Thor returns to the computer with Jane.
"Gaze upon the wonderful gift I have been making for you, my love!" Thor says, waving his hand at the screen.
"OH MY GOSH, THOR!" Jane screams.
"Huh?" Thor says, confused.
He looks at the screen and finds that all of his animals have been turned to carcasses.
"OH NO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!" Thor wails.
"WHAT A SICK JOKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" Jane yells and turns to leave.
"JANE! WAIT! I CAN EXPLAIN!" Thor wails.
Jane leaves, slamming the door behind her. Thor sobs loudly. Loki reappears with an evil laugh.
"You deserved that, brother! If you had just shared with me, I would have left your zoo alone!" Loki taunts.
"YOU! I HATE YOU! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!" Thor yells.
"Bye, have fun being alone," Loki says and leaves.
Thor continues screaming and crying all alone.
The End!