Hehe this is rated T for cursing and implied sexual content. Batfam stuff will show up soon enough. Send me your ideas. I'm working on them! Also each chapter is completely different from the previous unless I say otherwise.
"So what happened to our Artemis?"
My head hurts.
"He's probably where this Artemis is from."
I'm gonna kill Nightwing and Todd.
"Do you think she's from an evil parallel world?"
We were gonna use whipped cream tonight.
"I don't know we'll interrogate him when she's lethargic."
Lethargic, hehe funny word. Interrogate her. She should try that next time.
Artemis opens his eyes and hisses closing them at the bright light.
"That did absolutely nothing to help my headache."
"My apologies."
She opens his eyes again and she's staring into the cowl of Batman, talk about a shocker.
"Batman?" She asks, "That you."
"Not the Batman you're use too."
"The Batman I'm use to- I am gonna kill that little fucker when I get back!"
"So I take it you are aware of the situation?"
"I'm in a parallel universe. So I guess your Artemis is in my world, lucky bastard."
"Why is he lucky?" Miss M asks.
"I banged you." Artemis said bluntly, "Or you banged me whatever. It was still hot." She turned to Conner eyeing him. "Superboy right? Her shape shifting powers are awesome remember that when you're sleeping together."
"Great she's even more annoying then regular Artemis." Wally snarked.
"Don't be jealous Wally it's not attractive. Don't worry, I rocked your world." Artemis smirked wiggling her eyebrows, causing Wally to turn bright red.
"My friend."
"Aqualad my good buddy, loving the tattoos. So Robin, are you one, two, or three."
Robin blinked "Um none, I'm fourteen."
"Dickie bird! Wow, you're tiny, where I'm from you and I are the same age. Wait how old am I here?"
"You're sixteen. How old are you?"
"Eighteen. So is Jason around?"
Batman narrowed his eyes a him, "Who's Jason."
"Aww man if Dickies fourteen, Jason's probably like 12 dammit." Artemis sighed.
"Why were you looking for him?" Batman asked.
"Well, where I'm from Jason is older and he"s the one who sent me here. I was gonna go kick his ass. Plus we we're suppose to use the handcuffs tonight."
"Well-"
There was a bright flash and anther Artemis appeared breathing heavily.
"Uh Artemis?" Wally asked, "You ok? You are our Artemis right?"
"I'm fine. It's um so you can vibrate any part of your body right?" Artemis flushed.
"Um yeah comes with being Kid Flash."
"Right." She stood up on shaky legs, "Um I'm not feeling to well. I think I'm gonna go lie down. Help me Wally."
"Uh sure."
The two of them walked out the room and Batman sighed just what he needed hormone-ridden teenagers, hopefully Artemis would be gentle.
Robin looked around in confusion and crossed his arms, "I don't get it!"
"Niether do I." Conner shrugged