The Fanfic begins with Jane Wayne, an ordinary woman who is a rookie police officer for Gotham City and she has no idea her father is Bruce Wayne; she was adopted by Bruce Wayne's younger brother Van Wayne.
Jane: Good morning Uncle
Van: Good morning Jane
Jane: why are we living in this dump
Van: Because my brother get the cool stuff and gadgets
Jane: what are you talking about uncle Van
Van: Oh nothing you will found out later
Jane: huh your acting weird uncle Van
Van: me weird ha ha ha ha ha
Jane: Oh Hey I have to go to work Love you Van
(Jane gives him a kiss on the cheek and leaves)
Jacqueline: what take you so long
Jane: I was eating breakfast and talking to my uncle relax
Jacqueline: don't tell me to relax
(Jacqueline gets angry)
Jane: So what are we doing again
Jacqueline: we are going to pay a visit to the joker
Jane: cool
Jacqueline: yeah this is your first test
Jane: seriously you are testing me right now
Jacqueline: don't complain to me Commander Gordon wants to make sure you know your job
Jane: yeah but i'm just a rookie
Jacqueline: yeah but this is a way to get promoted to police officer
Jane: ugh fine
Jacqueline: don't be like that
Jane: hey wait a minute who is that
(Jane looks amazed)
Jacqueline: who is what hey wait
(Jacqueline stops the car)
Jane: wow he is take out the robbers in one hit
Jacqueline: hey wait up
Jane: who are you mysterious strange
Jacqueline: oh that was batman he protects us from the bad guys
Jane: huh Batman
Jacqueline: yeah let's go
Jane: who is Batman
Jacqueline: you have get to be kidding me
Jane: what I have no clue who that is
Jacqueline: Batman is the mysterious protector of Gotham City nobody knows who he is
Jane: wow he is amazing
Jacqueline: get in the car
Jane: yes madam
Jacqueline: don't call me that just call me captain
Jane: yes Captain
Jacqueline: yeah let's go to Arkham Asylum
Jane: wow this place is dark and scary
Jacqueline: don't tell me your scared
Jane: no
Jacqueline: we will see about that
(The Arkham gates open and they go inside)
Jane: So where is the Joker
Jacqueline: just follow the laughing
Jane: wait your not coming with me
Jacqueline: nope
Jane: wow
(Jane hears laughing)
Joker: well well well looky here a new pig and she is a pretty one too
Jane: your the the Joker
Joker: correct my dear
Jane: wow your not that scary
Joker: ha ha ha ha ha you should be scared of me
Jane: yeah i'm not scared of you
Joker: you should be afraid of me
Jane: So have you faced the batman
Joker: why yes countless times
Jane: cool cool who is he
Joker: Billionaire Bruce Wayne
Jane: Bruce wayne huh where have i heard that name before
Joker: ha ha ha ha you will see you should be afraid of me miss jane
Jane: yeah i'm not afraid of you
Joker: you will see say hi to your uncle for me
Jane: huh how do you know i live with my uncle
Joker: just a lucky guess i guess
Jane: yeah your crazy
Joker: more like mad hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jane: mmmm oh okay
(Jane leaves)
Jacqueline: how did it go
Jane: he is creepy
Jacqueline: yeah everyone says that
Jane: hey who is bruce Wayne
Jacqueline: hey is a lone wolf billionaire
Jane: huh
Jacqueline: you pass the test
Jane: thanks
Jacqueline: let's go tell gordon
(At the Gotham police station)
Gordon: yes oh come in come in Jacqueline
Jacqueline: we have good news Jane is not afraid of The Joker
Gordon: that's great to hear
Jacqueline: yeah
Jane: can i be a police officer now
Gordon: yes
Jane: yay
Gordon: yeah yeah yeah go and patrol the city
Jane: thank you sir i won't let you down
Gordon: your welcome
Jacqueline: you will do great and your my partner now
Jane: wait what
Jacqueline : that's right i'm your partner
Jane: what no fair
Gordon: go out there and get the bad guys
Jane: but but but
Gordon: no buts
Jane: ugh fine
Gordon: go go go
(Later that night)
Jacqueline: hey girl you take this street and i will take that street
Jane: sure thing
Jacqueline: your mad i'm your partner huh
Jane: yeah i'm mad
(Jane walks off angry as she sees robbers robbing the jewelry store)
Robber: Oh hey there sweet cheeks you looking for trouble
Jane: no but I would like for you guys to stop robbing the jewelry stor
Robber 2: yeah no get her boys
(The robbers attack her but Jane closes her eyes for a second the robbers are beat up)
Jane: yeah that's what you get for missing with me
(Batman comes out of the shadows)
Jane: your your Batman oh my gosh
Batman: yeah that's me my parents were killed by a masked man
Jane: hey wait up why are you protecting us
Batman: because i'm the bat and i work alone
Jane: I see who are you
Batman: it's not of your business get back to your partner
(Batman leaves and hops building from building)
Jacqueline: Hey Jane I heard screaming where are they
Jane: they are right there
Jacqueline: hey you did a good job
Jane: I couldn't take all the credit
Jacqueline: let me guess Batman
Jane: yeah
Jacqueline: wow that's amazing
Jane: yeah i asked him who he was
Jacqueline: let me guess he said it's none of your business
Jane: yeah that's right
Jacqueline: well good job let's go home
Jane: I totally agree with you
(Later that night at arkham asylum)
Harley quinn: Hey there fellows
(Harley knocks out the guards)
Joker: ah Haley
Harley: yes mister j it's me the guards are knocked out let's go
Joker: yeah let's go
(Joker blows up the wall)
Joker: ha ha ha ha ha
Harley: your old hideout pudding
Joker: yeah
Harley: yeah and let's go
Joker: we should make a stop first
Harley: where
Joker: to this girls house
Harley: ugh Jane
Joker: yes you know i was talking to her
Harley: why yes i was disguised as a guard
Joker: oh right
Harley: let's go find her
Joker: yeah let's go find her
Harley: let's just sit and wait
(At the Gotham police department)
Gordon: Jane and Jacqueline come in here now
Jane: yes Gordon
Gordon: turn on the news
(Jane and Jacqueline turn on the tv)
News reporter: The joker has escaped the arkham asylum
Jane: what the joker escaped
Jacqueline: yeah looks like it
Gordon: you notice this guard
Jane: yeah i notice her she was one of the guards
Gordon: yeah and that is harley quinn Joker's sidekick
Jane: no way
Gordon: yes way
Jane: what do we do
Gordon: nothing
Jacqueline: nothing really
Gordon: yeah let batman take care of this
Jane: yeah no that's not how i roll
Gordon: you listen to me the joker is dangerous
Jane: yeah but i'm not scared of him
Gordon: you should be
Jane: yeah i'm not afraid of him
Gordon: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of him
Gordon: yeah you should be
Jane: i'm not
Gordon: you should let batman deal with this
Jane: no i'm not
(Jane walks out of the office mad)
Jacqueline: you haven't told her yet
Gordon: that she is bruce wayne's daughter no
Jacqueline: me either
Gordon: good
Jacqueline: yeah that would be bad
Gordon: yeah that's great
(Jane is in the car crying)
Jane: it's not fair i can caught the joker
Gordon: she should never know she is bruce wayne's daughter
Jacqueline: agreed
Gordon: yeah for sure
Jacqueline: let's go home
Gordon: yeah
(Gordon and Jacqueline leave the police station)
(Later that night at Jane's home)
Jane: Hey uncle i'm home
Van: That's great sweetie how was it
Jane: It was terrible the joker escaped
Van: oh no let me guess Gordon told you not to go after him right
Jane; yeah but i'm not afraid of him
Van: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of him
Van: you should be
Jane; i'm not afraid of him
Van: you should be
Jane: i can't believe you agree with gordon and jacqueline
Van: we are just protecting you
Jane: from what
Van: him
Jane: who is him
Van: the black mask
Jane: who is that
Van: he is a crime boss
Jane: this is not fair
Van: life isn't fair
Jane: fine i'm going to my room
Van: fine you stay in their
Jane: this so not fair
(Van is mad)
Jane: you know what since they don't want to help me i'm going alone
(Jane opens the window and sneaks out)
Robber: hey there sweet cheeks aren't you a long way from home
Jane: no not you guys again
Robber 2: yeah us again
Jane: just leave me alone
Robber 3: no can do sweet cheeks
Jane: huh what does that mean
(Batman comes out and kicks the robbers butt again)
Jane: gee thank you
Batman: your welcome
Jane: you know where the joker is
Batman: no it's too dangerous
Jane: no not you too
Batman: a innocent woman like you should be afraid of hi,
Jane: well i'm not
Batman: yeah should be
Jane: well i'm not
Batman: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of him
Batman: fine you won i will let you find him
Jane: really
Batman: yes
(Batman disappears)
Jane: well i guess it's time for me to look around
(Jane looks around)
Jane: where is the joker
(Jane looks around more)
Jane: where is he
(Jane looks around even more)
Jane: where are you
(Jane looks around more)
Catwoman: hey there darling
Jane: who are you
Catwoman: the names Catwoman
Jane: your a bad guy too
Catwoman: call me an anti hero
Jane: what are you doing
Catwoman: stealing jewels
Jane: no not going to happen
Catwoman: what who is going to stop me
(Batman appears)
Batman: me
Catwoman: oh fine
(Batman and Catwoman fight and jump from building to building)
Jane: where is he
(Uncle Van comes out)
Van: hey come home
Jane: no not until i found the joker
Van: why do you want to do that
Jane: because i'm a cop
Van: yeah but you caught the robbers
Jane: but that's so boring
Van: no Jane Jane
Jane: leave me alone
(Jane pushes him and runs)
Van: oh boy this is not going to be good
Jane: where is he
(Van leaves her)
Jane: where is he
(Jane looks around)
Jane: where is he
(Jane looks around more)
Jane: where is he
(Jane looks around even more)
Jane: where is he
(Jane looks even more and then all of a sudden laughing gas comes out of a toy factory)
Jane: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Joker: oh hello there miss Jane
Jane: the Jokerrr
(Jane passes out)
Joker: let's go before the cops get here
Harley: yeah
Joker: let's put her in the van
(Joker's boys drag her into the van)
Jacqueline: Jane Jane where are you
Gordon: where is she
Jacqueline: I don't know
Gordon: where is she
Jacqueline: i don't know
Gordon: great just great she is missing
Jacqueline: yeah
Gordon: she is missing
Jacqueline: yeah you said that
Gordon: ugh this is a disaster but hey at least batman will save
Jacqueline: yeah he will save Jane
Gordon: for sure
(Jane wakes up another toy factory)
Jane: hey where i'm i
Harley: oh your wake
Joker: your at my toy factory
Harley: yeah and we are keeping you here as a hostage
Joker: oh i love that idea
Harley: thanks pudding
Jane: i'm not afraid of you help help help
Harley: you should be afraid of him
Joker: yeah
Jane: i'm not afraid of him
Harley: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of him
Harley: oh you should be
Joker: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of you
Harley: you should be
Joker: you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of you
Joker: oh you should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of you
Harley: you should be
Jane: your a sick twist freak
Harley: oh fine pudding
Joker: you should be afraid of me
Harley: you really should be
Jane: i'm not afraid of you
Harley: you have should be afraid
(Harley puts a gag over Jane's mouth)
Joker: ha ha ha ha you should be afraid
(Joker draws a smiley face on her gag)
Harley: let's go pudding
Joker: hello there gotham we have one of your cops
(Jane struggles to break free and makes mumbling noises)
Joker: yeah and batman come here alone
(End of Chapter 1)
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