(The episode begins with Gordon and Jacquline in the police station Van bursts through the door)
Van: Guys we have a serious problem.
Gordon: I know.
Jacqueline: Jane has been kidnapped by The Joker.
Van: Yeah this is what she gets for being so hard headed.
Gordon: We promise you Batman will find her,
Van: About that he is kinda busy with CatWoman right now.
Gordon: That's just great.
Jacqueline: Wait I have an idea.
Gordon: What is it?
Jacqueline: We use the bat signal.
Gordon: Oh right.
Jacqueline: Mmm I have to go.
Gordon: Where.
Jacqueline: I just remember I have to patrol the city.
Gordon: Oh right good thinking.
Jacqueline: Thanks.
(She drives to The Joker's hideout)
Henchmen: Who are you.
Jacqueline: I'm the joker's daughter.
Henchmen: Oh sorry about that miss.
Jacqueline: It's fine.
(She opens the door and sees the joker)
Jacqueline: Hello father.
Joker: ah Jacqueline is great to see you again.
Jacqueline: likewise.
Joker: I'm guessing you're here to arrest me.
Jacqueline: No i'm here to tell you that Batman is busy with catwoman.
Joker: Ah two woman for the price of one.
Jacqueline: Exactly father.
Harley: Oh my gosh Jacqueline is that you sweetie.
Jacqueline: Yeah it's me mom.
Harley: So the bat is busy with the cat.
Joker: Hmmm you give me a wonderful idea.
Harley: What is it pudding.
Joker: Jacqueline would you be a dear and get her.
Jacqueline: Why of course.
Joker: That's my girl.
(Joker puts her on the back and she leaves)
Harley: She is a really good kid. She knew I was at the prison the whole time and didn't tell this lovely woman.
Joker: Exactly.
Harley: shh i hear someone.
(All of a sudden Batgirl jumps through the window)
Batgirl: Hmmm that's strange where is batman.
Harley: Oh look it's one of batman's annoying sidekicks.
Batgirl: Hey I heard that.
Harley: Get her boys.
(The Joker henchman attack her one by one but she beats them easily)
Harley: Hmmm you beat them easily.
(Harley jumps around and teases Batgirl a bit)
Batgirl: Hold still Harley.
Harley: Now big boy.
Batgirl: Huh who is Big boy.
Harley: Let's find out.
(A Giant joker henchmen grabs her and squeezes her with a sleeper hold and she is knocked out cold)
Harley: Ha ha ha ha ha that was funny.
Joker: You said it.
Harley: Now let's wait for the oh come on.
Joker: What.
Harley: We have the boy wonder hmmm but wait that's not all look.
Joker: Hmmm this is going to be fun boys distract the batman from getting in here.
Harley: You heard mister j get him.
(The henchman split up and our robbing the whole city)
Joker: Ha ha ha this is so much fun.
Harley: You said it pudding.
(Robin comes through the window and notices Batgirl)
Robin: Oh no she is in trouble i should tell Batman.
Harley: Hello there boy wonder.
Robin: Harley.
Harley: That's my name, don't wore it out.
Robin: What is going on why do you have this woman batgirl?
Harley: Hmmm let's have some fun.
Robin: You want to have fun seriously.
Harley: Yeah.
Robin: Wow just wow.
Harley: This game is called whack the birdy.
(Harley knocks Robin out with her sledgehammer)
Harley: Yay I won.
Joker: Hmm we have two of Batman's sidekicks a woman.
Harley: All we need is the batman's love interest.
Joker: Exactly.
Harley: Jacqueline has that part under control for us.
(Gordon in his office)
Gordon: Van have you seen Jacqueline.
Van: No why.
Gordon: I'm afraid she might be missing too.
Van: That doesn't make sense.
Gordon: Why would you say that.
Van: Don't you think she was acting strange.
Gordon: Yeah why.
Van: Think about it Jacqueline agrees with you she want to find Jane.
Gordon: Yeah why are you saying this.
Van: I looked up her name on the computer and you will never guess what i found.
Gordon: What is it tell me.
Van: Jacqueline is none other than The Joker's daughter.
Gordon: Wait what she was.
Van: What did she tell you?
Gordon: Her parents died in a car crash.
Van: She lied to you.
Gordon: What this is not good.
Van: Wow where is the hideout.
Gordon: Hmm your saying you want to go alone.
Van: Yeah.
Gordon: It could be dangerous.
Van: Yeah I know.
Gordon: Why are you waynes always hard headed.
Van: Because we take care of our own.
Gordon: Wow go figure.
Van: Yeah i'm going.
Gordon: What are you going to do?
Van: Dress up like Batman.
Gordon: Good idea.
Van: It's a excellent idea.
Gordon: Let's go with that.
Van: Sounds good.
(Van puts on a cheesy looking Batman costume and goes to the joker's hideout while Jacqueline sees catwoman all by herself)
Jacqueline: Hey you stop.
Catwoman: Oh hello darling.
Jacqueline: You're under arrest.
Catwoman: Huh who are you.
Jacqueline: The names Jacqueline.
Catwoman: Oh you're the partner of Jane Wayne.
Jacqueline: Yeah but i'm not a nice girl.
Catwoman: What does that mean.
Jacqueline: Yeah you coming with me.
Catwoman: Huh.
Jacqueline: You heard me.
Catwoman: Is this a joke or something.
Jacqueline: No.
Catwoman: Yeah it's not funny.
Jacqueline: You're annoying.
(Jacqueline grabs a sledgehammer and hits her over the head and drags her away and we cut back to the hideout)
Jacqueline: Daddy, I'm home.
Joker: Oh wow you're home.
Jacqueline: I get you the cat.
Joker: Excellent.
Jacqueline: I know right.
Joker: Let's get them ready.
Jacqueline: Oh I see Robin and Batgirl are here too.
Harley: Yeah.
Jacqueline: Wow.
Harley: hmmm this will be fun.
Joker: Cat goes her on the converter belt.
Harley: We tied Jane to a helicopter.
Joker: No I don't like that idea we tie her up to a pole with Batgirl.
Harley: Robin we tie him up to a train track.
Joker: Sounds like fun.
Harley: Yeah and crazy.
Joker: Yeah.
Harley: Let's do this.
(The henchmen take catwoman and tie her up with a gag over her mouth on a converter belt jane and batgirl are tied and gagged on a pole and Robin is tied up and gagged on a train track)
Joker: Ah the bat.
Harley: Where.
Joker: I see him.
Harley: Hmmm this isn't the batman isn't bruce wayne's brother.
Joker: Oh yeah your right.
Harley: That isn't funny.
Van: Oh man.
Joker: Oh I see you wanted to trick us.
Van: Yeah.
Harley: Well let's go.
Van: Yeah i'm not.
Harley: Afraid of him.
Joker: We have heard it before.
Van: Wow amazing.
Harley: Shut up.
(Harley knocks him out with the hammer)
Jacqueline: Excellent.
Joker: Exactly.
Harley: Now let's get the bat.
(Batman bursts through the window and punches and kicks all the henchmen)
Batman: Where is she.
Joker: Who
Batman: Catwoman.
Joker: Oh here right there and we have your sidekicks too and the cop.
Batman: What.
Joker: Here smell this flower.
Batman: Huh ah ha ah ha ha.
(Gordon comes through the door)
Gordon: Freeze.
Joker: ah it's a party it's been really fun you guys but i'm going on.
(Harley and Joker and Jacqueline leave on a blimp together and Batman unties everyone)
Batman: Are you oh okay miss.
Jane: Yeah.
Robin: Thanks.
Batgirl: Thanks.
Catwoman: See ya around Bat.
(Catwoman blows a kiss and leaves)
Van: Oh my gosh Jane are you oh okay.
Jane: Yeah.
Van: don't ever do that again.
Jane: Tell me the truth uncle wayne i'm i Bruce wayne's daughter.
Van: Yeah.
Jane: That's unbelievable you keep this secret from me.
Van: I'm sorry
Jane: No leave me alone.
(Jane storms off angry and begins to cry)
Gordon: It's fine Van you did the right thing.
Batman: So that young woman is my daughter.
Gordon: Yeah.
(Jane walks over to an apartment and meets her new room mate)
Jane: Hello you must be Selena kylie right.
Selena: Yep that's me.
Jane: My name is Jane.
Selena: very nice to meet you.
Jane: You too.
Selena: This is my friend Barbara Gordon.
Jane: Wait, I know I have seen somewhere.
Barbara: Ugh no.
Selena: Yeah so welcome to our apartment.
(End Of Chapter 2)
Author's Note: Batman is property of DC Comics and Warner Brothers